Short and smutty, but not quite up my street. Not one I slurped up, you know? A bit strange, a bit cringy with the euphemisms, and in a way that didn't quite make sense. Why it doesn't make sense makes sense by the end, but being kind of bewildered for most of the 57 pages made for a bit of a strange read. Maybe that was the point 🤷♀️ I think my issue was that there was no depth to these characters at all, again, makes sense by the end, but I prefer getting something out of the characters I read about.
🍊 FFM 🍊 professors and student 🍊 "beef flaps", "moist love juice" and "cummie snake"
“the way he keeps licking his lips ensures that I’m about to be eaten as lovingly as a watermelon on a hot July afternoon” ~ ohhh, we all need more of that!! 🍉👅💦
This gal is sooo incredibly enthusiastic, it’s a nice change!!
🔥🤭Oh, Rhett. You dirty kinky man you. "I've always loved the winter. Especially when snowballs are involved." He gives me a wink and it sends me into a fit of giggles.⚪️ ~ WoW😉
😆-speared alive on his vagina miner (c*ck) -the cummie snake began to puke everywhere -mud dungeon (ones a**hole) -using us as a doubled-up bun for his stadium brat (hs c*ck between 2 p*ssys)
That’s a first for me; a “Mommy Domme”, a “Dom”, and a “kitten”/lg 😉 interesting!! Also, have to agree with her about the “di*kheads”!!!😤😡💩 🛑🚫Do Not Read Ch.10 if you want a HEA‼️‼️‼️ - What a total PissOff!!😡🤬
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Eeeew.. I thought it wouldn't be this cringe. But again it is a cringe challenge. I don't know if I will read the other books because I read the book with an awful face expression the whole time. I read smut a lot but this was a whole different kind of smut...
College student Edith wakes, after an altercation with her bully, to not one but two of her professor crushes and her wildest forbidden fantasies play out. Loved the idea of this read and THAT twist and link to the other book! The cringe is there and this was definitely one of my favourites of the series that left me wanting more!
For 50odd pages this packs a punch. I loved the ideas behind all of this, the twist, the ASMR, the link to Thick (same series/diff author). If youre looking for a ‘nasty’ (its pure filth. With kinks - ones not my cup of tea but I could manage it, check those warnings) fast, forbidden, student X teacherS (2!!) then pick this up. Prepare for the cringe too though, it is from the DNF series after all!!
First off, if there is an order you are 'supposed' to read these in- we aren't doing that. We are picking as we go. First pick was me and despite my buddy's beliefs (and prior knowledge of my teacher kink) I did pick this completely blind.
"Cue the fantasy that every naughty girl has about her hot teacher."
I laughed so much, we had a whale of a time. Short and smutty. I have never read so many hilarious euphemisms for body parts 😂 It does exactly what it says it's going to, cringe, crude and just a good time!
They really saved the cringiest for last lol. This one was definitely the cringiest in the series. I don’t mind the polyamory or anything like that, but I draw the line when milk is involved. That’s a super hard no from me. Nope. I was really hoping most of the spicy scene was a dream but then the epilogue happened. So was it really what happened or was it a dream brought on by the injuries Edie suffered at the hands of Sam?? Hmmmmm
Does what it says... cringe fest in the funnest way 🤭
I'm not sure how to review. lol, this novella is a cringe-fest, but that's the whole point 😅 I nearly DNF'd at 51% but powered through! I'm very proud of myself, lol.
Read the warnings at the beginning and then go for it! Not for me but gave 4☆ as made me cringe so much and that's the whole point x
I just.... don't even know what to say. I think this one just confused me from the beginning. It started one way, then went WAY the other, then completely turned, brought in a character from the previous book, and then ended. I'm still confused. Wtf.
But atleast I made it through the entire DNF series without putting any of them down. I don't think it's an accomplishment to be overly proud of, but why the hell not.
My first read in the DNF series. Honestly a lot of it was pretty funny and outright ridiculous. Was not expecting that ending at all and it makes me want to know what happens after. As for everything else.. yea 😭💀
Listen. For being a book that was supposed to be cringy, this was freaking crazy. It was so intense and cringy that it was good. I had so many wtf moments, and what did I just read moments. But it was good. And it did the job for the cringe.
I loved this cringey little book! The cliffhanger has me dying to know what will happen next! The whole DNF series was awesome! Definitely recommend! I hope you enough as much as I did! Happy Reading📖