In a city of pierogies and beer, of bridges and rivers, and of football and more beer, one man is forced to swallow more than his pride. He must choose to suck the marrow out of life, or to have his own life, and marrow, sucked from him. How does Travis survive all this turmoil? Drinking, drugging, and sexing, of course. The life of a Yinzer is never dull.