A troubled king, a witch without a name, and a village of idiots – so begins a tale of kingdoms and the fate of men…
Augie Merth is quite incapable when it comes to most things. Truthfully, anything other than eating and sleeping falls well beyond his ken. But when rumors that the armies of the South have once more risen, chance and misfortune choose Augie to deliver terms of peace in hopes of averting war.
At once, Augie and his friends are thrust into an adventure they are ill-suited for, and the fate of the kingdom couldn’t be in worse hands.