The Good, The Bad, and The Utterly Screwed

by Steff Metal

Amelia jumps at the chance to go to Antarctica to study male emperor penguins. But her research takes a dangerous turn when she ends up trapped in a cabin with a man who doesn’t seem to be quite human any more. Larry is on a road trip to meet his Messiah, so why is he carrying a pistol in the glove-box? Elisa and Stuart were star-crossed lovers, but a late-night tragedy leaves them in a very odd predicament.


Enjoy 5 stories of weird woe in this hilarious horror short story collection by New Zealand blogger Steff Metal (www.steffmetal.com), along with an excerpt from her upcoming novel, At War With Satan – a tale of love, redemption, and heavy metal that is part Paradise Lost, part Wayne’s World.

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First published August 28, 2013

About the author

Steff Metal lives in an off-grid house on a slice of rural paradise near Auckland, New Zealand, with her cantankerous drummer husband, their cat, Chairman Meow, and their medieval sword collection. The first CD she ever brought was Metallica's 'Ride the Lightning', and she's been a card-carrying member of the black-t-shirt brigade ever since.

Steff writes about metal music, living off-grid, and her adventures with home-brewing on her blog www.steffmetal.com. At War With Satan is her first novel.