Summary:
Satisfaction Is Not Guaranteed
Ambassador Quark's Bar, Grill, Embassy, Gaming House, and Holosuite Arcade is only able to stay in business in the Federation's moneyless economy because his brother, Grand Nagus Rom, made his bar the Ferengi embassy to Bajor--though he also implemented taxes, so profits are stagnant.
Quark gets a visit from a Ferengi named Gash, who forged him provenances to fool a couple Yridians bidding for Grisellan totem icons.
Quark gets a call from Chek at Chek Pharmaceuticals, saying he needs to rent out the embassy in 1 week for 10 businessmen--and that he'll pay 2 bricks of gold-pressed latinum if Quark himself will attend. He sends the contract immediately.
At a meeting of the Economic Congress of Advisors, Rom establishes an investigatory arm for the Ferengi police force, then calls for Congressman Liph to be removed from office for stealing relief funds. Liph resigns before a vote can even be called; however, former FCA Brunt is offered up as his replacement, and even though Rom tries to veto it, the motion passes.
Later, he tells his Moogie, Ishka, about Brunt, and she says they'll have to tell the terrible news to Krax, his first clerk and former Nagus Zek's son. Before he can react, Dr. Orpax calls and tells Rom that Leeta's womb is too small for a Ferengi baby's head, and says she'll need to be kept under constant watch at the hospital.
Chek and the businessmen tell Quark that the nagus needs to go; all the women in the workforce are crippling their profits. Only 1 of them, a Ferengi named Zoid, disagrees, saying the women have boosted the economy. Chek asks Quark to lead their charge against Rom, but Quark says he can't just take their word against his own brother, and he's not visiting Ferenginar to see things first hand. Shortly thereafter, he gets a call from Rom who says Leeta is sick, and that Quark needs to come see his new niece/nephew when they are born. Quark agrees.
Quark wants Ro Laren to come with him, so he says there are lots of people on Ferenginar that want him dead. Ultimately, she agrees to come, but says he could've just asked her.
Nog is also traveling to Ferenginar with Quark, but before he leaves, he goes to Bajor to meet Jake and Rena for dinner. Rena tells Nog about how her grandfather recently passed, and he says maybe he'll stop and visit his mom while on Ferenginar.
Quark, Ro, and Nog meet Rom and Ishka at the Nagal Palace. Rom tells them that Leeta's condition is deteriorating further, and the doctor can't operate unless she gets stronger.
Brunt calls an emergency session of the Economic Congress of Advisors and says Rom has violated a Ferengi contract: he is still married to Nog's mom, Prinadora, and if he breaks the monogamy clause, her dad Dav gets all of Rom's possessions. Brunt intends to use this to become nagus himself.
Rom becomes catatonic and goes to see Leeta. Nog goes to visit his mom. Quark says there's no way Rom did it because he couldn't hurt a fly, and asks Ro to figure out how the contract was faked.
Nog breaks into his grandfather Dav's house through a tunnel in the basement, but find Dav waiting for him with a phaser. He tells Nog that seeing him would upset Prinadora, and makes him go back the way he came.
Ro visits Leeta in the hospital, who is grateful to have a friend visit. However, her trip is cut short when she gets a report saying that Rom's contract appears to be genuine.
Rom's vengeful cousin Gaila goes to Risa and convinces Zek that he needs to go to Ferenginar to get Ishka back, and to stop Rom from ruining his legacy.
Nog tells Ro that investigator Rwogo checked Rom's contract against the archive, and it was a match; however, some research finds that she may be getting paid off by Chek Pharmaceuticals, so Ro says she needs to investigate herself.
Eliminator Leck, hired by Quark, breaks into the Glat Archive at the bottom of the Mayak Swamp to make a copy of Rom's marriage contract.
Ro wrenches the ears of a Ferengi handed Nik to find out that he sold his Chek stock to a Ferengi named Gash.
Nog waits for his grandfather to leave, then breaks into his Moogie's house again. Prinadora is very kind, but completely empty-headed; she barely remembers Nog or Rom, nor does she remember why they divorced. She does remember that her father has been meeting with people and talking about overthrowing the Grand Nagus, and describes them for Nog.
Leeta is in a coma, and the doctor says he'll likely have to operate to remove the baby--and the odds are not in favor of Leeta's survival.
Quark tells Rom that Leck got a copy of his marriage contract and that Brunt's was a fake, made by Gash. Rom says he wasn't sure if it was fake or not; he didn't read it before signing. Quark says he needs to convene an emergency session of congress, but Rom won't leave Leeta's side.
Chek again asks Quark for his support, and Quark tells him no way; Rom might be an idiot, but Brunt would put him out of business. He also tells Chek that he has evidence that Brunt's contract is a fake.
Brunt calls an emergency session of the ECA to vote out Rom, but Quark brings in Gash, fingered by Prinadora to Nog, who confesses that he was paid to forge the contract by the Brunt for Grand Nagus Campaign. Ro also points out that Rom's 2nd marriage was a Bajoran contract, and thus not technically valid on Ferenginar. Rom arrives and says that Ferenginar has become a joke in the galactic community, and that his reforms will still let them earn profit without exploitation.
The committee votes to keep Rom as nagus, then votes to remove Brunt. Rom gleefully tells tells everyone that Leeta and his new baby daughter are just fine. Ironically, Brunt wins the raffle for the time and sex of the birth.
Quark confronts Krax; he says all the evidence leads to him being behind Brunt's campaign. Krax says he planned on revealing the forgery was made by Gash all along, to oust Brunt and strengthen Rom's position as nagus. He also backed Chek's biggest competitor and made a ton of money. Quark tells Leck not to kill him, for now.
Leeta's daughter's name is Bena, after the Emissary. Ishka says she's officially retiring to Risa with Zekkie. Rom says he visited Prinadora, and she really didn't remember him; Dav setup their whole marriage just to steal Rom's possessions.
Back on DS9, Ro tells Quark that things between them aren't going to work out; he's always scheming and hitting on other women. She says she doesn't want him to change, and they agree to be friends--though Quark won't stop trying for more.
Quark's cousin Gaila recruits the disgraced Brunt to help him deal weapons outside the reach of the FCA.
Olympus Descending
Odo returns to the Founder's planet to find a bright light above it; Weyoun says it is a nova just outside the Omarion Nebula. He is frightened by it at first, but decides it's a harbinger of a bright future for his people.
Odo had retrieved Weyoun 8's transcorder implant after Garak killed him, hoping that future Weyoun clones would develop sympathetic tendencies like the 6th iteration. Odo also has a Jem'Hadar servant named Rotan'talag, who is not dependent on ketracel-white. The Founders do not approve of Odo's interest in the solids at first--they concern themselves only with themselves--but eventually come to at least tolerate it.
3 more changelings return to the Founder's planet, among them is Laas, who Odo met before. He brings with him the charred remains of another channeling and demands an explanation for why the Hundred were sent out into the universe.
Taran'atar now requires a few hours of sleep during the week. He resents the Alpha Quadrant and most of it's people, but can't disobey Odo--though he has plans to perhaps rejoin the Dominion soon.
Laas asks Odo why the Founders would send newborn changelings out into the world without any way to protect themselves; just doing it to gain knowledge doesn't make any sense. He also says Odo is only here to convince the Founders to maintain peace with the monoforms, and that he'll just go back to Kira; Odo realizes this is true. Laas says the Founders are his enemy, and that he intends to learn the truth; he walks into the Great Link.
A Founder tells a Vorta named Vannis to go to the planet Sen Ennis to see what she can learn about the Ascendant that crashed there.
Odo joins the Great Link searching for Laas and senses great unease. He finds an ancient channeling with the name Indurane, who conveys his age by swapping between multiple humanoid forms, including Laas's. He says that Odo was not an "infant" when he was sent out as one of the Hundred, but is in fact hundreds of years old. Odo says he doesn't understand, and Indurane tells him that the changelings cannot procreate.
After a brief stopover on the Mjolnir to pickup a new runabout for DS9, Kira and Taran'atar set course for Ananke Alpha, the Federation prison facility housing the Founder leader, at Taran'atar's request. He swears to Kira that he will not attempt to free her, as that would likely result in her death; he merely wants to comfort her after her long isolation.
Indurane tells Odo that their people were created by the Progenitor; after it created the universe, it imbued their people with it's changeable essence, in it's own image. The "infants" were merely sections of the Link that hadn't divided from the whole yet and begun to learn; when they finally did so, they would be considered "newly formed." The Hundred were sent out to search for the Progenitor, to lure it to return. They weren't given knowledge of the universe so as to avoid persecution from the solids, who feared and killed members of the Link. Indurane says the Hundred ultimately prevailed: he looks to the nova in the sky and says the Progenitor has returned.
Odo explains everything to Laas, who thinks that the Progenitor is just a religious belief manifested because the Link is afraid of dying, not historical fact. Odo traces the distribution of the Hundred and finds that they're paths all converge on one star system, the one with the star that just went super nova.
Taran'atar passes through many levels of security at Ananke Alpha and finally comes face to face with the Founder. She asks him why he has come. He tells her of his mission to the Alpha Quadrant given to him by Odo, and says he doesn't understand it; he wants her to give him new orders. She says her sacrifice was for nothing, that Odo will leave the Link and return to Kira, and that the Founders aren't gods--the Progenitor is the one true god. Taran'atar begs her to let him help her in some way, but she dismisses him. He believes he isolation has had a deleterious effect on her.
The Vorta Vannis goes to Sen Ennis and retrieves residual material and DNA from the Ascendant that crashed there.
Laas and Odo seek out Indurane and tell him their findings; he says the Link already knows that the nova is the Progenitor--and they intend to travel to it. Odo and Laas are selected to come along with Indurane and a few others, who take Odo's Jem'Hadar attack ship to the nova.
As Taran'atar leaves the Founder's cell, he uses a new shroud ability he didn't realize he possessed: he casts an image of the Founder in her golden, liquid form into the cell, while she clings to his chest disguised as his clothing. When he gets too far from the cell, his cast fails and the alarms are triggered. He kills the guards and defeats the prison's defenses, even using another new shroud ability to disguise himself as one of the guards. Though greatly injured by phaser fire and the station's defensive radiation, he makes it back to the shuttle where Kira is waiting. She tells him to take the Founder back to her cell; the Founder tells him to kill Kira. He hesitates, but ultimately fires his phaser at Kira, killing her.
Taran'atar awakens on the return trip to DS9, disturbed by his dream of breaking out the Founder and killing Kira. He reflects on the impossible events, like using his shrouding to project remote figures or disguise his appearance. The revelation that the Founders are not gods, and also that he disobeyed Odo, makes him question the meaning of his existence. He decides to return to DS9, but after that, he doesn't know.
Scans near the nova reveal a spherical cap about the size of 20% of a planet, made up of biomimetic cells--though the DNA is different than that of a Founder. Odo thinks it may actually be the Progenitor.
Vannis tells the Viceroy of Rindamil that the Dominion is taking 75% of their food stores for Overne III. He says they can have 20%, so she deploys the Jem'hadar to begin destroying Rindamil. He relents and agrees to 75%, though most of the population will likely not survive the winter.
Back on DS9, Taran'atar confines himself to his quarters, becoming more and more furious that he's failed Odo's mission. He starts to imagine the DS9 crew, then attacks and kills them. He does so much damage to his quarters that an alarm sounds; Ro and Kira call to ask what's going on, but he destroys the panel and storms out.
Odo and the others beam down to the "planet", but there is only dust everywhere. Odo realizes that the dust is actually the biomimetic cells of a single, enormous changeling, perhaps the Progenitor Itself, but It is dead.
The Founders are in such despair, that 3 of them simply launch themselves into space. Weyoun contacts them and says scans show that an isolytic subspace weapon caused the star to go nova, which is what killed the changeling on the planet. He says the warp signature matches the one from Sen Ennis--it was done by the Ascendants.
Kira and Ro run to Taran'atar's quarters, but just outside he attacks them, knocking out Ro and stabbing Kira in the chest, leaving her for dead.
The Founders form giant cyclones that reach into the sky, then beyond. Indurane tells Odo that their sorrow is so great that they're sending themselves out into the universe, as penance for luring the Progenitor to Its death. Some may remain together in small links, but most seek isolation. After Indurane leaves too, Laas asks Odo what will become of the Dominion; he says he and Laas are the Dominion now.
Review: 4 stars. The Ferenginar story was better than I expected, but I still don't love Ferengi stories in general. The Dominon story was more interesting, though the writing of David R. George III annoyed me, as he would often use whole sections of explanatory text over again, usually in the very next chapter.