Chip Zdarsky is a Canadian comic book artist and journalist. He was born Steve Murray but is known by his fan base as Chip Zdarsky, and occasionally Todd Diamond. He writes and illustrates an advice column called Extremely Bad Advice for the Canadian national newspaper National Post's The Ampersand, their pop culture section's online edition. He is also the creator of Prison Funnies and Monster Cops.
Johnny Storm buys an expensive leather jacket he's DEFINITLEY just going to burn off his own body while he argues with Sue Storm about why everyone treats him like an irresponsible dingus. This is like me complaining to my wife about why when I used to order Chinese for myself from this place near my old apartment, they always put like 4 sets of silverware in the bag.