Auction Me

Single Girl Rules #4

by Ivy Smoak

My bestie has been kidnapped by a mafia boss. And now he’s going to auction her virginity. The most powerful, handsome men from all over the world have flown in to bid on her tonight.

But I’m going to save her.

It won’t be easy. I have to disable the security cameras, break into the mafia boss’s private suite on the top floor of the hotel, and then somehow get back out. All while avoiding getting caught by dozens of the hottest, most well-trained guards money can buy.

If they catch me, my bestie won’t be the only girl getting auctioned tonight.

That won’t happen, though. Because my bodyguards will be helping me every step of the way. I just hope they don’t get too jealous when they see how I’m planning to get past some of the guards…

Single Girl Rules #Auctioned is a wild romcom with a super spicy heist and a scorching hot virgin auction. The only question is…will the virgin be there?

370 pages, Paperback

Published August 23, 2024

About the author

Ivy Smoak is the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and Amazon #1 bestselling author of The Hunted Series. Her books have sold over 4 million copies worldwide.

When she's not writing, you can find Ivy binge watching too many TV shows, taking long walks, playing outside, and generally refusing to act like an adult. She lives with her husband in Delaware.

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Reviews

[Erin · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wow Trainwreck this book isn't up to Ivy's usual standards although I have had trouble getting into all the Single Girl Rules books...
Unless you have read the other 4 books don't start this one you will be lost as it takes off where the last book #GodessContest finished. I didn't enjoy it as much as the others it was more smut than storyline. Chastity and Ash we're up to their usual antics, I will keep reading the series just to find out who Chastity marries and if Ash really does remember what happened in college

[Elaine Delgado · Rating 5 out of 5]

I swear these books get better , naughtier , and funnier . I seriously love this series! This is a must read. Ivy seriously is such an amazing author I’m obsessed !

[Booze Boobs Books · Rating 5 out of 5]

This has got to be one of my all time favorite series. I cannot get enough of Ash and Chastity and their crazy adventures. Ridiculously steamy and completely insane in the best ways possible! Please never stop writing these books

[Gail · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ivy has done it again!!!! I loved this book so much. I absolutely love reading her books and this one is one of my top ones.

[Brie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Craziest sht I’ve ever read…

[Francine D · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ivy did it again!!!If you enjoy the adult humor of the Single Girls then you will enjoy our 3 girls in this book. We know that anytime Chastity is involved we shouldn't be shocked with anything that is going on in the story, she loves her c___ K and men in general. We love that Teddybear and Ghostie have been included and there for their saftey, but what happened to make one of them disappear? What hints if any do with what is going to happen in EH 8? Do you think the Banana King has anything to do with it or he is just employed by a rival mobster? Also are you curious to know who took Ash's Virginity? Remember these past few books discuss what happens while the girls are going through life before settling down. Who is Ash married to? Do you think Chastity marries Chad and settles or will she continue to to have others to satisfy her? I feel she needs a reverse Harem how would you feel about that and do you think she is on the right track about her career? One last note This book states. that they have single boys rules too, will this come around again?
This book and others written by Ivy can be found on KU
Look for Book 6 HoHoHo! coming out next week maybe some of my questions might be answered.

[Patricia Charlton · Rating 5 out of 5]

No No No No No my sides hurt from laughing.
Ash has been kidnapped and Chastity has to rescue her before she is auctioned off and I mean who knew that Chastity would be Chastity with her crazy antics.
I have to say any hen parties I attend (sorry bachelorette’s to US folks) will probably be a disappointment 🤣🤣
It’s really hard to give a review from an ARC as I never want to spoil anything by saying so much but arrgghh it’s sooo good.
If you already know SGR you know you’re going to be in for a wild ride and sometimes I’m jealous of the hilarity and antics these two get up to and then other times (while lying in a bubble bath) while reading this book I think “yeah I’m pleased that is not what I’m experiencing right now as I don’t think I could cope” 🤣
Please don’t read this book if you haven’t read the others as you seriously need to know who these ladies are and what they have gone through from book one, you won’t be disappointed reading about these two.

[Danielle George · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think by far, this was my favorite Single Girls Rules book! Ash and Chastity are always up to their antics in these books, but this one by far, for me, was my favorite. Chastity has to save Ash from being auctioned by the Banana King. In order to do so, she has to break in to the hotel and rescue her. This isn't easy because it means going into the den of her father's enemy, the Locatelli's, to do so. In Chastity's mind, the plan is fool proof, but is it really? Not when it comes to Ash and Chastity. The bachelorette party and the story as told from the point of view of the Banana King are the best! i literally laughed out loud throughout it. And during the story from the point of view of the Banana King, we learn something extremely interesting about the single rules. I won't spoil it by saying what it is, you just have to read to find out. You will not be disappointed by #Auctioned.

[Karen Wright · Rating 5 out of 5]

This series gets better and better with each book! Such a page turner! Just imagine your best friend is going to be auctioned off for her virginity by the mafia boss-banana king. Well, that’s just what might happen if Chastity doesn’t save Ash in time.

Along the way, you have maids, monokinis, girls that “could possibly be your future selves,” security guards, a few “games” with them and banana juice. This book will have you laughing so hard. It will have you wondering what the heck are Chastity and her friends getting themselves into and so much more.

Will Chastity save Ash in time? What will happen during the auction? Will it be the mafia boss-banana king that takes Ash’s virginity or will it be someone else? You will definitely be shocked at the ending. Get ready for another adventure that Chastity, Ash and Slavanka take you on.

[Ally · Rating 5 out of 5]

Single Girl Rules #Auctioned
By Ivy Smoak

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Fellow Smoaksters, this book takes you on one crazy banana filled adventure!

Each release seems to be spicier than the previous one, and SGR #Auctioned reaches a whole new level of SPICE! This book is a wonderful combination of raunchy and humor. I was literally laughing my booty off while also turning the A/C on in my house🥵

👙Bodyguard Romance
👙Strong Billionaire Heroine
👙Super SPICY
👙Laugh-out-loud funny

Ash has been Kidnapped by the banana mafia boss and he is going to auction her virginity. Chastity is going to save her. Will her super spicy plan work? Does Ash get auctioned? Oh, and what happened to Ghostie?!

If you are in the mood for crazy spring break type of spicy shenanigans, this is for you! Be prepared to LOL and fan yourself!

Single Girl Rules #HoHoHo I’m ready for you🎄

[Sarah Beth · Rating 5 out of 5]

The antics and craziness that Chastity, Ash, and Slavanka always seem to find themselves in always leaves me in stitches and needing an ice-cold shower. Chastity has to save Ash from being auctioned off for her virginity by the Banana King, but when they hijack a bachelorette party, it seems that plan keeps getting sidetracked by all the raunchiness that ensues.

The party games were insanely delicious, and now I want to have a do over for my own! I really loved getting those few chapters from Banana King’s POV. It almost has you wishing that he gets what he wants in the end. And the surprise about the rules has me hoping we get a series just for that! If you’re looking for a quick, hilarious, adventurous, and steamy read, then definitely pick this up! You will be GUARANTEED a wonderful time!

[Brittany · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you haven’t started reading Single Girl Rules what are you even doing?! I swear Chastity is my favorite character out of this interconnected universe and possibly my spirit animal? This is book 5 of the series and OMG I laughed so hard and wow some of these scenes 🥵 Honestly this auction was probably my favorite book so far because it’s just so wild 😂 You’ll laugh so hard after a conversation with her dad and makes sense that the Apple didn’t fall far from the tree LOL. Honestly sounded like something my parents would say. Now the only thing missing is where can I get actual cards of these rules?! I need them now that I’m single. Oh and btw just wait until you see an ultimate twist on these rules from someone 😉

[Jessica Wells · Rating 5 out of 5]

Are you a fan of smut?

Do you desperately need a break from reality?

Do you want to read an absolutely wild tale about what happens when one of three best friends gets kidnapped and accidentally put in an auction?

If so then pick up this absolutely hilarious wild ride of a book to see how the two best friends get their friend out of this.

There’s hella spice including some interesting takes on party games and a bachelorette party full of shenanigans.

You already know how much I love this crazy series and that it will ALWAYS earn that extra wild badge from me.

This book was the perfect little escape and had me cracking up at Chastity’s antics.

This book releases on Nov. 30th followed shortly by the next installment, #HoHoHo (a holiday SGR!). 🥳❤️💚

[Mel · Rating 5 out of 5]

Single girls have so many rules, one being rule number 5: Have wine in your purse at all times. This can be changed to banana juice if needed.

Chastity is on a mission, her mission is to save Ash from the mafia boss, the Banana Kings auction.
Slavanka, Chastity and Ash are a force to be reckoned with, especially when it comes to Single Girl rule #13: Always wing woman for the girl with the longest active dry spell.
So many hilarities and many times I almost spat my drink out as I read this book. there were so many instances of laugh out loud sentences and I enjoyed it so much.
I don’t want to give anything away. If you’re a fan of Ivy Smoak’s books, you’re going to be rolling about laughing. She has the craziest sense of humour and I love it!

[Kim (Chipperbooks) · Rating 5 out of 5]

So many things…..
First, LOL so funny so entertaining
Second, AAAHH we can’t talk about because that would spoil it. But, the plane conversation and those single rules (can’t wait for more 😉)

So Ash has been kidnapped (you should know this already so not a spoiler) and it’s up to Chastity to save her from being auctioned. But no plan by Chastity is normal nor without men…lots and lots of men.

I highly recommend you read all these books in order. They are quick, easy to read books. Yes, they are crazy and over the top, but that’s Chastity. She wants us all to take a break, have some fun, and laugh.

[lashawn Newman · Rating 5 out of 5]

spiciest SGR yet

This is book 5 of the SGR series. If you haven’t read the first 4, I would suggest it so that this one makes more sense. It is by far the spiciest one yet. Chastity,Ash and if course Slovanka are all up to their shenanigans again when Ash gets kidnapped and is going to be auctioned at a sex auction. Chastity has a great 5 part plan to rescue her and it gets down and dirty. We also get to see the Banana King again and even get some of his POV and does he follow the SBR (single boy rules)? Yes, they are a thing and yeah he does. Read in the privacy of your own home and make sure to have some cold water nearby to cool you down.

[Emily Houdeshell · Rating 5 out of 5]

I lost track of how many c***s and boobs were described in this book and .... I loved every minute of it. Chastity is very confident about her body and loves sex and is proud of who she is and what she wants. Just when you think you know what Chastitys plan is, you get thrown for a loop. And as always Ivy leaves you yearning for the next installment of the series. Even when the stakes are high, Chastity always makes sure her and her friends have fun. I can honestly say this is the funniest and sexiest book I've read that was about kidnapping. If you're looking for a light, funny, and sexually explicit book, this is definitely the book for you!

[Jax’s Library · Rating 5 out of 5]

Chastity plans to rescue Ash, what could go wrong?

I think Slavanka will always make me laugh, I love her. Ash and her banana juice, it makes her go wild. Chastity’s thoughts always blow my mind and her outfits. I love that we get to learn more about the banana king and finding out about the Single Boy Rules. Now since learning more about him, I’m kinda hoping that Chastity married the banana king. I love learning about the rules and how they play out. The wild things these girls get into is amazing. Of course, the smut is wonderful. I can’t wait to find out who Ash loses her virginity to and who Chastity marries.

[Holly Lucas · Rating 5 out of 5]

Seriously I didn't think books could be more funny.
Chastity is going all out to save Ash from the banana king with the help of Slavanka and others, it's safe to say it's all-out chaos for this crew.
I can't count the number of times I nearly chocked on air I was laughing so much during this book thanks to Chastity's timing when invoking the single girl rules, Ash's Banana juice problems and Slavanka's kung fu moves, and wait till the doppelgangers make their appearance.
This book kept me engrossed to the point I read it in one full sitting i can't wait till book 6 is here to see what goes down at Slavanka's wedding.

[Valerie *valovebooks* Parker · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sorry for my late review.

Chastity is crazy. Lol The single girl rules Saga is a full movie when you read them one after the other. It's a movie and there are many characters that are on this crazy adventure brought to you by Chastity. Lol She's definitely giving main character energy. I'd mst likely have to fight Chastity a couple times for taking so long telling me a story about ME! Ash is so patient and too sweet. This novella is just as expected and full of spicy Level ONE THOUSAND. The spice is spiccyyyyyyy. I love reading on Ghostie and Teddybear sound great, but Ghostie is my fav!!! I really wonder where he stormed off to. Lol

[Kaitlyn Calicott · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ivy is at it again taking us on a crazy adventure. Or should I say Chastity is at it again. In the last book, Ash was kidnapped and now it’s up to Chastity to find her. She teams up with our favorite Russian, Slavanka for more laughs. You never know what either of them are going to do. Put them together and you have sunbathing, chemistry projects, rappelling, musical chairs, runways, Single Boy Rules, and disguises.
Can they save Ash before she loses it in more ways than one or will they get caught and sold to the highest bidder. Find out in the newest Single Girl Rules.

[Michelle Amador · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed out loud, had to fan myself, and flushed a little when reading this book. What can I say other than Ivy knows how to write stories so hot it’ll make your soul sizzle!!! She’s a true master! All of the books in this series are good!!
Chastity is such a fun character and I can’t wait for more!!
I can’t decide which scene was hotter because there were more than a few to choose from. I didn’t think bachelorette party games could be this fun!!

I have to say I loved reading the Banana King’s POV!

[Rebekah Powers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg - get ready to laugh until you cry! The wild, hilarious, over-the-top adventures of Chastity and Ash continue in #Auction. With Ash being kidnapped by the Banana King in the previous book, Chastity launches a rescue mission that blurs the lines of reality and morality. Bumping Uglies is the name of the game, and the game is GOOD!! Chastity is the queen of s3xu@/ depravity and this book if full of fun and games for everyone. Best thing of all, we get to see things unfold from the Banana King’s POV as well. And well, maybe Chastity isn’t as crazy with her Single Girl Rules as we thought!

[Jess Boschock · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was probably hands down my favorite single girl rules book so far! Ash has been kidnapped by the banana king and her virginity is going to be auctioned. Chastity has come up with a plan to rescue Ash. In her head it’s a piece of cake, but is it really. This book is such a great read. I love this series by Ivy and I seriously don’t want it to end. If you’ve read from book one you know what kind of crazy antics these two get into and this story does not disappoint. I can’t wait for the next one.

[Marisela vidalperez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Chastity and Ash banana king
The spice on this book is off the charts you literally get the spice in the first chapter Ivy smoak doesn’t disappoint with the erotic scene and the way chastity think and act.

Ash has been kidnapped and chastity is going after her to rescue her but on the way some sexy scene a lot of heat and banana king point of view. The banter between the characters is just hilarious. If you need a good laugh this book is for you. The plan slavanka and Chastity plan to rescue Ash before she is sold to the highest bidder for her virginity. Who will get Ash virginity.

[Heather Williams · Rating 4 out of 5]

#auctioned is a hilariously entertaining step in the Single Girl Rules series. Chastity and Ash are always getting into some kind of steamy trouble with various consequences. In the previous book the banana king took Ash and in this book Chastity and Svetlana are on a rescue mission and none of the guards will get in the way for too long. As always there are lots of spicy scenes and laugh out loud moments within Ivy's writing.


I recommend you start at the beginning of Single Girl Rules series for the best understanding.

[Tessa Dotson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious as always! Will Chastity get to Ash before the banana king auctions Ash’s virginity? I love the friendship these two have! It’s funny, quirky and raw. Chastity knows how to have a good time no matter the situation and Ash is always Ash! Bringing in the humor without even trying! Slavankka kicking ass definitely adds to the humor! I can’t wait to see their next adventure and where it takes them!

[Shonna · Rating 4 out of 5]

Chasity and Ash are back with another hilarious adventure.

Ivy Smoak has knocked this story right out of the park yet again. I adore this author and everything she writes but this series has my laughing until my sides hurt.

Chasity is my girl I love her crazy antics, she’s definitely someone who is want as my BFF. I am loving this series and I never want it to end.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
FOUR STARS ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Jenny Nunley · Rating 5 out of 5]

WOW! If you’ve not started Single Girl Rules you need to immediately! This was such a wild ride. Chasity has to save her girl Ash from being auctioned off by none other than the Banana King. If you read the other books I feel like this one is the most action packed with so much stuff happening. Do we maybe even get a point of view from the Banana King? You will have to read it to find out. This book will have you laughing out loud. Can’t wait to see what happens next.

[Alejandra Gaviria · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ash, Chastity & Slavanka are back! Anytime you need a good laugh SGR books never disappoint. I have laughed so hard throughout this book. It’s like you never know what these three are going to get into. Ash with her paranoia but with a little bit of banana juice goes a long way. Slvanka interpreting and putting a twist to her version of things. Then as always Chastity the mastermind behind everything these ladies experience. By far one of the best books in SGR.