1.5 stars! ☆
⤿ major spoilers ﹒⟢
i didn’t read the blurb before starting this, and honestly, thank god, because i think it would’ve made me even more disappointed. this has been on my tbr for a year, it’s short, it’s october coded, and i thought it might snap me out of a slump. instead it made me want to stop reading altogether.
it was boring. that’s it. that’s the whole review. i was bored.
the first few pages already lost me—like i get that they were supposed to be mysterious and atmospheric, but there was just something going on right away with the open grave and five different characters standing around reacting to it and none of that helped me get into it. especially when it takes me a bit to retain anything. i didn’t have the energy to play catch up, and i didn’t care enough to try.
and i never did care. not once. the entire story takes place over a single night and somehow nothing happens. they find a grave. they stare at it. they follow the guy who dug it. they stare some more. it’s paced like a mystery but without the tension or urgency or buildup—just a bunch of people walking around talking in circles and making edgy comments. i kept waiting for something to change or escalate, and it just never did.
the concept had potential. weird grave shows up in a rundown cemetery. night shift strangers keep meeting there. something shady’s going on behind the scenes. okay, fine, i can get into that. but the way the plot actually unfolds? lifeless. like. rats. dead ones. a whole massive grave of them dumped into a hole in the middle of the night. and sure, that sounds disturbing, but in the moment? i felt nothing. and the way it escalates into human experimentation? what was that. genuinely what was that. i thought we were doing some kind of gothic supernatural campus mystery and then suddenly we’re in a bad science thriller about fungus and brain implants. and yeah maybe that shift was hinted at if you read the blurb, but i didn’t—so to me it just felt like a random twist from a completely different story.
the characters didn’t help either. i didn’t like a single one. i think i especially hated the plot, but these people didn’t do anything for me either. i don’t mind unlikable characters, but they need to be interesting. or funny. or emotionally compelling. this was none of that. the dynamic between them was weird, the banter wasn’t good, and most of them felt like walking archetypes. i don’t know. i just didn’t care about them. i barely remembered who was who half the time. literally half my annotations were just me calling edie annoying.
also i can’t stress enough how much this didn’t feel like a story. it felt like a premise. and even that might be generous. everything about it felt like setup with no payoff. we get these big dramatic moments and none of it leads anywhere satisfying. the characters find something weird, talk about how weird it is, then move on. and the writing kept trying to make it sound important, but i was just like… okay. sure. what’s the point.
this was one of those books that made me wish i just picked something else. and maybe i would’ve liked it better if i read it two years ago, or knew more going in, or wasn’t kinda slumpy already. but i didn’t. and i don’t. and it didn’t help.
literally what was the point of this.
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☆ 🖇️ pre-read 𖥻 <꒱
vacation’s over, i’ve barely read anything in two weeks, and i’m officially in denial about entering a slump. if this one doesn’t work, i’m gonna have to start rereading comfort books out of desperation.