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86 pages, ebook
First published March 31, 2014



One dinner. One night. No repeats.




“This is always the most annoying part, the part when the woman who previously agreed to “One dinner. One night. No repeats.” wants to establish some type of imaginary connection.”
“I’ve never fucked one of my friends before.”
“That’s because I’m your only one.”
“I immediately clicked on my profile and opened the “What I’m Looking For” box, making sure that it still read the same: “Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less.”
“Is there super-glue on my floor? Is that why you’re still standing there?”

I glance at my watch. "Are you spending the night in this room or do I need to give you cab money to get home?"
"What?"
"Was my question unclear?"
"Wow...Just,wow..." She shakes her head. "How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?"
"Keep doing what?"
"Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on to the next. How much longer?"
"Until my dick stops working." I put on my jacket. "Do you need cab fare or are you staying? Check out is at noon."
"I'll be gentle at first," he whispered, "especially when I slide my cock into your mouth and pull on your hair, showing you exactly how I like it to be sucked."


“One dinner. One night. No repeats.”
“Is Alyssa your real name?’
“Yes, but I’m sure Thoreau isn’t yours. Do you care to finally give it to me?”
“I’ll give it to you when you come to your fucking senses and let me see you.”
“You just won’t let that go, will you?” she laughed again. “What if the real reason I don’t want to meet you is because I’m ugly?”
“I have a good feeling you’re not.”
“But what if I was?”
“I’d fuck you with the lights off.”
“I prefer the lights on.”
“Then I’d make you wear a paper bag over your head.”
“So, you believe in reasonable doubt?”


“Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?”
“I enjoy screwing people over. I figure I might as well get paid for it.”









I know. I fucker her two weeks ago...

I'd built the last six years of my life detaching myself from any chance of having feelings for someone else, refusing to build any friendships...



















"I need to be buried deep inside of you, feeling your pussy throb around my cock as you scream my name- my real name."

“If the truth would damage anything or hurt someone unnecessarily, then I believe I have a right to withhold it.”


"Once someone lies to me they're dead to me forever."

ORDER IN COURT.....I SAY....ORDER!!

Without any Reasonable Doubt this novella will cause addiction to book series.
Creating the most Cock-Sure, Arrogant, Snarky, Filthy Talking MC ever.
Creating Sassy heroine Alyssa - Ms Aubrey Everhart - loved her. These two left me in snark heaven they were so funny.
Causing risk of personal safety to readers by writing the most Cockiest & funniest statements I have EVER read.
Possibly causing chocking fit's from laughing so hard!
Running the risk of women everywhere having heart palpitations, sudden swooning, hot flushes, and multiple orgasms!!



Now for the ending...
I need the next book like now!







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"What do you look like?"
"I look like a man who wants to f*ck you."
"I don't f*ck virgins. But considering the fact that you and I have never f*cked, you might as well be one."

“One dinner. One night. No repeats.”

"I glance at my watch. "Are you spending the night in this room or do I need to give you cab money to get home?"
"What?"
"Was my question unclear?"


