TLDR:
Well some of the narration is excellent, I did not really enjoy this book. Some of the stories within stories were very good, and I do love a good old-fashioned fairytale.
Charming interactions with the spirit of the stream, and the AA witches. Then....it all goes to hell.
I found the main character 'Ceres' intolerable and insufferable.
The author is trying waaay to hard to be PC and failing, coming off as a patronizing, judgemental and preachy dick.
"Men are awful. Nobody understands loss, pain or sadness unless you lose a child. Men are awful. You shouldn't destroy evil if it's sentient. Men are awful"
Oh and eating children is the same as eating McDonald's. And plot holes. LOTS.
The first 12 chapters of the book, which I think were waaaaaay too many to introduce the ideas, are filled with her being miserable about her child. Now I'm not saying that a mother would not be concerned about a sick child…
But 12 chapters of it is a bit much.
When we finally get to the fairytale world… After 12 chapters of her complaining and whining about her life… About how Phoebe's father is worthless, how she doesn't get along with her mother, about how she has no friends, and those that she does have apparently don't really care about her, about how she's so poor… Jesus F Christ. I was getting ready to DNF this.
She enters the fairytale world and becomes an incredibly annoying, bossy, entitled, and insufferable 16-year-old. Literally.
The Woodsman is her only source of protection. He tells her to stay close to him for safety, and she literally takes this and runs with it, saying that he was insinuating she was weaker than a boy, that he never be so protective of a BOY, he was "basically saying she couldn't expose her ankles in mixed company, and that she was supposed to ride sidesaddle." ?!?! Wtf???🤦🏻♀️🙄🤨😂(then immediately wanders off alone).
I really loathe this character. And the author's stretching. He must be boneless.
She goes on extremely long tangents about how much she hates men, (including her constant insults to the woodsman…) which I could've done without, or at least severely abridged …
And the author conveniently has incredibly annoying misogynistic men and boys going on narrative rants for pages and pages at a time, just to be absolutely sure his point is driven home.
A scene where a guard doesn't listen to her but listens to the Woodsman gets a 'the patriarchy grinds along, all men suck' quote.
Um.
Couldn't possibly be Ceres is a 16 year old, unknown stranger and the Woodsman is famous, ancient, trusted, and known...?🙄🤦🏻♀️ Yeah it's totally the patriarchy. Again.
And scenes like this happen constantly… "Ceres didn't like to be told what to do by a man, no matter the reason" ...NO MATTER THE REASON?!?
The Woodsman is literally standing in front of her trying to protect her from weapon wielding immortals intent on slaughter… And she has the time to gripe and glare about the patriarchy.
"Only MEN talked of fighting and dying in war". How. Fvcking. Patronizing. 🤬🤬 As if women never chose, fought and died in wars.
This is what the entire book is like.
We get the idea. You're trying to be 'modern and pc'. We get it. You failed, you patronizing ass.
Normally when I read book reviews, if I see the words "woke" or "raging feminism" to me those are big green lights that this is exactly the kind of book that I would like.
In fact, that's why I bought this book in the first place.
However… In this case, it's not even actually woke or feminist, but rather a sad parody of what someone who does not understand what either of those words means thinks they are…
Which just makes it practically unbearable to read.
The author goes on to attempt to make excuses for human eating harpys by basically blaming 'the patriarchy'?!?!? (because they're a female only species)......
SERIOUSLY. 😂🤦🏻♀️
Um.
They're malevolent, human eating monsters..... and that's it.
Sorry if I was a fragile human with family living in this world I'd be happy to see them gone too. "evil isn't all evil but has good in it" is another huge preachy topic in this book. Ok. That's bs.
I guess since Hitler liked dogs the author thinks that makes him an ok guy.
Ceres compares a guy ACCIDENTALLY hitting her kid, with the Huntress who DELIBERATELY killed, and mutilated, hunted children and used thier heads as trophies. A serial killer and torturer of children.
So we get a looong ass diatribe from Ceres about morality and ethics.🙄
Yeeeeeeeeeah. The author is using this book to simply preach about things he doesn't understand.