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Fully Charged
Jewel is a newly single mom who just wants to unwind in her rare time alone. The kids are away, and it’s time for mama to play…with herself.
Except the off-brand batteries in her favorite tool die mid-session. When she replaces them with the industry leader, Ohm-azing, Jewel gets more than long lasting pleasure.
Wattson has been sent from Ohm-azing headquarters to ensure Jewel is 100% satisfied.
Fully Charged is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human woman and a mythical pink rabbit. Read at your own risk!
Except the off-brand batteries in her favorite tool die mid-session. When she replaces them with the industry leader, Ohm-azing, Jewel gets more than long lasting pleasure.
Wattson has been sent from Ohm-azing headquarters to ensure Jewel is 100% satisfied.
Fully Charged is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human woman and a mythical pink rabbit. Read at your own risk!
67 pages, Paperback
Published August 31, 2024
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Nicole Parker
49 books136 followersNicole Parker is the author of creative and humorous romance stories. She is a 30-something California native who spends the great majority of her free time writing books, reading books, or organizing her ever growing TBR list. She also has a spouse, some kids, and pets, but this isn't about them. Nicole's books are funny, raunchy, silly, and most importantly full of good vibes and happy endings.
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June 9, 2026
Todo para salir del bloqueo 👌
February 14, 2025
(i have to rewrite my review because it didn't save. ill do a summary because i'm NOT writing all that again)
Basically this book was like all the other inanimate object books I have read but this time it was with the energizer rabbit. In this book you had to go through multiple steps to summon the rabbit. In other books you just had to use the item for it to come alive.
This book didn't really stand out to me in any way besides it having a interesting title. But it also had more humor than the other books.
Basically this book was like all the other inanimate object books I have read but this time it was with the energizer rabbit. In this book you had to go through multiple steps to summon the rabbit. In other books you just had to use the item for it to come alive.
This book didn't really stand out to me in any way besides it having a interesting title. But it also had more humor than the other books.
September 3, 2024
I died from laughter while reading this. I died dead. I might have even blushed at some of the more creative names and phrases used. The puns and euphemisms had me ROFL 😆
Summary:
Jewel is a newly divorced mom with a much-needed break from her kiddos. With the alone time she has, she decides to do a little self-care. Everyone’s nightmare comes true when the batteries die right before she reaches her peak. After frantically replacing the batteries with Ohm-azing brand batteries, her toy starts to spin out of control and morphs into a gigantic fluffy pink bunny.
You’ll just have to read this short 56-page novella to find out what happens next but you won’t be disappointed- 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
Summary:
Jewel is a newly divorced mom with a much-needed break from her kiddos. With the alone time she has, she decides to do a little self-care. Everyone’s nightmare comes true when the batteries die right before she reaches her peak. After frantically replacing the batteries with Ohm-azing brand batteries, her toy starts to spin out of control and morphs into a gigantic fluffy pink bunny.
You’ll just have to read this short 56-page novella to find out what happens next but you won’t be disappointed- 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
August 11, 2026
*** 3.25 “Wattson & My Little Carrot” Stars ***
Imaginen un conejo rosa gigante que guarda varias sorpresas en su entrepierna y está para satisfacer tus más privados deseos...
Siiii, hasta los de doblar mágicamente tu ropa, esa misma ropa que tienes una semana en la silla esperando un milagro por tu parte.
No he podido parar de reír con este libro. Más que una obra de romance, esto es comedia pura desde que lo inicias hasta la última página.
Los personajes tienen los diálogos más hilarantes del mundo con chistes malísimos y referencias que te harán reír sin parar con cada capítulo que vas leyendo.
Ya no podré ver el conejito Energizer de la misma forma, han arruinado lo que quedaba de mi infancia. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
P.D: Sentí que esto más que una obra de ficción era una propaganda a una marca, pero qué buen marketing me hicieron jajaj.
March 2, 2025
The classic moment when you’re about to have the best time of your life and then.. it dies.
This short snappy spicy novella was HYSTERICAL and it had me in absolute stitches throughout it!!
Never would I ever have thoight I would read about a fluffy bunny with interchangeable schlongs😂😂
This short snappy spicy novella was HYSTERICAL and it had me in absolute stitches throughout it!!
Never would I ever have thoight I would read about a fluffy bunny with interchangeable schlongs😂😂
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October 23, 2025“My juice box squirting lady liquid…”
“It hertz so good.”
this is the most unserious shit I’ve ever read
“It hertz so good.”
this is the most unserious shit I’ve ever read
April 23, 2025
I adore how these two authors can take such a weird idea and make it work.
The characters are well developed (in every sense of the word- wink wink nudge nudge), there is an actual plot and they always manage to find a way to tug at your heart strings a bit.
If you haven't read any of their books you are missing out.
The characters are well developed (in every sense of the word- wink wink nudge nudge), there is an actual plot and they always manage to find a way to tug at your heart strings a bit.
If you haven't read any of their books you are missing out.
August 15, 2024
Unfortunate Reads?? YES
AND Nicole Parker??? YES Please!
This was something else!
Jewel and Watson was actually kind of sweet together? He's satisfaction guaranteed and she gets that and more!
So much crammed into a small book but leaves a impact and side eyeing your toys
AND Nicole Parker??? YES Please!
This was something else!
Jewel and Watson was actually kind of sweet together? He's satisfaction guaranteed and she gets that and more!
So much crammed into a small book but leaves a impact and side eyeing your toys
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December 30, 2024jaw was dropped the entire time
August 13, 2024
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫
This was a blast! The book is short, spicy and full of the most Ohm-azing battery puns.
Can you fall in love with a pink bunny during one night of rotating fun? It seems Jewel can. It was unexpectedly cute at the end.
I'm just not sure about their future - although I think I should just roll with it like I always do with sentient object romance.
- ARC provided by Unfortunate Reads -
This was a blast! The book is short, spicy and full of the most Ohm-azing battery puns.
Can you fall in love with a pink bunny during one night of rotating fun? It seems Jewel can. It was unexpectedly cute at the end.
I'm just not sure about their future - although I think I should just roll with it like I always do with sentient object romance.
- ARC provided by Unfortunate Reads -
September 1, 2024
this book was ridiculous and hilarious and steamy and i LOVED IT!!! who knew a giant pink bunny could be so hot??? i’m here for it!!
five ohm-azing stars
five ohm-azing stars
December 25, 2024
I could not stop laughing - this is absurd 😂
September 24, 2025
Ok little carrot… if you’ve ever sexualized the Energizer Bunny and thought, “yes please, give me smut that just keeps going and going and going,” then this is your book. It’s technically sentient object romance, but in reality it’s like someone threw a vibrator and a mascot suit in a blender, hit purée, and served it up as a love story.
Somewhere out there, an author looked at that pink drum-beating menace and whispered, “but what if he was sexy?” And then they committed… with the unholy power of 10,000 AA batteries. The result is part romance, part furry smut, part fever dream, and part existential crisis.
For me? Nah. I thought I was here for campy chaos, but instead I spent half the book side-eyeing the page like, what in the furry convention did I just read? It wasn’t the flavor of unhinged I was hoping for. But I can’t deny this book knows exactly what it is… and it doesn’t apologize once.
So while I’m officially tapping out, I fully believe this will be someone’s five-star “I have seen God and He is wearing a bunny suit” read.
Somewhere out there, an author looked at that pink drum-beating menace and whispered, “but what if he was sexy?” And then they committed… with the unholy power of 10,000 AA batteries. The result is part romance, part furry smut, part fever dream, and part existential crisis.
For me? Nah. I thought I was here for campy chaos, but instead I spent half the book side-eyeing the page like, what in the furry convention did I just read? It wasn’t the flavor of unhinged I was hoping for. But I can’t deny this book knows exactly what it is… and it doesn’t apologize once.
So while I’m officially tapping out, I fully believe this will be someone’s five-star “I have seen God and He is wearing a bunny suit” read.
April 1, 2025
Have you ever looked at the Energizer battery commercials and thought to yourself, "man, that Energizer bunny is really sexy and I want him to fuck me?" No? Then you're probably like most people. But that's exactly what happens in this sentient object erotic novella, and the bunny comes complete with the blue flip flops. This isn't the weirdest sentient erotic novel I've ever read, and I enjoyed the puns that filled this one, AND learned some new terms for vagina. So, I consider it a win, and at only like 70 pages, it was a quick read! Why not try something new and kooky out?
The FMC (Jewel) in this story is a recently divorced mom, who has finally found herself alone in the house for the night, and is wondering how to spend her time. The house is a disaster and needs to be cleaned, but knowing that opportunities like this won't come often, she decides to take part in some "self-care" instead. Jewel obviously reaches for her tried and true rabbit style vibrator and goes to town. Unfortunately, before she reaches her peak, the batteries die. She rushes around the house to try and find replacement batteries so she can finish the job. Eventually, she finds the good brand of batteries Oh-Mazing, and puts those bad boys in. But when she turns the vibrator back on, it starts glowing, buzzing like crazy, and then transforms into a larger than life fuzzy bunny, who's wearing blue flip flops.
The bunny is a representative for Oh-Mazing, making sure that Jewel is 100% satisfied with the new batteries, when the old ones weren't able to get the job done. And since Jewel was buffin' her muffin, he intends to see that she's 100% satisfied ... sexually. It takes some convincing on the giant rabbit's part to convince Jewel to let him get her off, but not as much as you'd think after seeing a vibrator turn into a walking, talking fluffy rabbit.
The bunny rocks her world in multiple ways for most of the night until she passes out. I won't belabor the details over what makes up the majority of this novella. What I will share is that this bunny comes packing with specialty equipment and unique jizz. Wattson (the giant pink bunny) has 10 different dicks stored in a pocket, that he's able to shuffle through (like a CD player with an exchange option) and choose which dildo-like schlong will best suit the mood. They go through several options over the course of their night. Jewel finds out at some point that Wattson's cum tastes like cotton candy energy drink and gives her extra amounts of energy ... almost like consuming the jizz gives her a jolt of power.
Anywho, after Wattson fucks her until Jewel essentially passes out, he is returned to headquarters since Jewel has been 100% satisfied.
In the week that follows their rendezvous, Wattson and Jewel are both listless without the other, thinking about their night of passion frequently. Jewel is so distraught that she attempts to recreate her night with the vibrator. She's getting frustrated about the lack of results when she remembers that Wattson only appeared after the batteries died and she needed to replace them. Once Jewel figures out secret to brining Wattson back, she gets to work and runs the vibrator in her bathroom until it dies. Once the batteries are replaced, her hunk of a fluffy rabbit returns. They obviously get it on immediately and Watton uses one of his hidden away dicks to once again blow her mind. Jewel then worries that he'll disappear again, but Wattson doesn't feel the pull to return to headquarters and surmises that Oh-Mazing knew that Jewel wouldn't be satisfied without him permanently in her life. Which would be sweet, if her happy ending wasn't with a human sized, Ferris wheeled dicked bunny.
The epilogue has Wattson watching the kids while Jewel was at the spa, and he's gotten the kids drum sets and himself a giant drum that he wears on his shoulders. Harkening even more to the Energizer bunny vibes we've already got going on. How in the fuck these two explained a sentient vibrator turned rabbit to the kids, I do not know. But the kids are cool with him. Getting drums is a legit shitty thing to do to a mom. But Wattson got the kids their drums, so him and their mom can go to town without the worry of being overheard. And they say romance is dead.
This novella was rife with puns related to charging, electricity, and bunnies. Kind of to the point where it was distracting and sometimes it was too far of a stretch to make much sense. The novella was also chock-full of euphemisms for all sorts of things related to sex. But don't worry, I highlighted as I went along so that you can enjoy all the different descriptions the author used and not have to read it.
Referring to masterbating:
- rubbin' my nubbin'
- tickling your taco
- surfin' the slit
- clitty clitty bang bang
- buffin' my own muffin
Referring to vagina:
- sugar cave
- cave of wonders
- conduit (ya know, because of batteries/electricity)
- sopping wet burrow (a bunny related reference here)
- cream canal
- sweet sleeve
- "my juice box squirting lady liquid"
- velvet lounge
Referring to vibrator:
- snatchblaster
Referring to clit:
- butter bean
- love button
Referring to penis:
- pocket rocket
- lightning rod
- clam hammer
Referring to having sex:
- sweet sleeve needs to be stuffed
- "my cream canal puts a death grip on his clam hammer"
The FMC (Jewel) in this story is a recently divorced mom, who has finally found herself alone in the house for the night, and is wondering how to spend her time. The house is a disaster and needs to be cleaned, but knowing that opportunities like this won't come often, she decides to take part in some "self-care" instead. Jewel obviously reaches for her tried and true rabbit style vibrator and goes to town. Unfortunately, before she reaches her peak, the batteries die. She rushes around the house to try and find replacement batteries so she can finish the job. Eventually, she finds the good brand of batteries Oh-Mazing, and puts those bad boys in. But when she turns the vibrator back on, it starts glowing, buzzing like crazy, and then transforms into a larger than life fuzzy bunny, who's wearing blue flip flops.
The bunny is a representative for Oh-Mazing, making sure that Jewel is 100% satisfied with the new batteries, when the old ones weren't able to get the job done. And since Jewel was buffin' her muffin, he intends to see that she's 100% satisfied ... sexually. It takes some convincing on the giant rabbit's part to convince Jewel to let him get her off, but not as much as you'd think after seeing a vibrator turn into a walking, talking fluffy rabbit.
The bunny rocks her world in multiple ways for most of the night until she passes out. I won't belabor the details over what makes up the majority of this novella. What I will share is that this bunny comes packing with specialty equipment and unique jizz. Wattson (the giant pink bunny) has 10 different dicks stored in a pocket, that he's able to shuffle through (like a CD player with an exchange option) and choose which dildo-like schlong will best suit the mood. They go through several options over the course of their night. Jewel finds out at some point that Wattson's cum tastes like cotton candy energy drink and gives her extra amounts of energy ... almost like consuming the jizz gives her a jolt of power.
Anywho, after Wattson fucks her until Jewel essentially passes out, he is returned to headquarters since Jewel has been 100% satisfied.
In the week that follows their rendezvous, Wattson and Jewel are both listless without the other, thinking about their night of passion frequently. Jewel is so distraught that she attempts to recreate her night with the vibrator. She's getting frustrated about the lack of results when she remembers that Wattson only appeared after the batteries died and she needed to replace them. Once Jewel figures out secret to brining Wattson back, she gets to work and runs the vibrator in her bathroom until it dies. Once the batteries are replaced, her hunk of a fluffy rabbit returns. They obviously get it on immediately and Watton uses one of his hidden away dicks to once again blow her mind. Jewel then worries that he'll disappear again, but Wattson doesn't feel the pull to return to headquarters and surmises that Oh-Mazing knew that Jewel wouldn't be satisfied without him permanently in her life. Which would be sweet, if her happy ending wasn't with a human sized, Ferris wheeled dicked bunny.
The epilogue has Wattson watching the kids while Jewel was at the spa, and he's gotten the kids drum sets and himself a giant drum that he wears on his shoulders. Harkening even more to the Energizer bunny vibes we've already got going on. How in the fuck these two explained a sentient vibrator turned rabbit to the kids, I do not know. But the kids are cool with him. Getting drums is a legit shitty thing to do to a mom. But Wattson got the kids their drums, so him and their mom can go to town without the worry of being overheard. And they say romance is dead.
This novella was rife with puns related to charging, electricity, and bunnies. Kind of to the point where it was distracting and sometimes it was too far of a stretch to make much sense. The novella was also chock-full of euphemisms for all sorts of things related to sex. But don't worry, I highlighted as I went along so that you can enjoy all the different descriptions the author used and not have to read it.
Referring to masterbating:
- rubbin' my nubbin'
- tickling your taco
- surfin' the slit
- clitty clitty bang bang
- buffin' my own muffin
Referring to vagina:
- sugar cave
- cave of wonders
- conduit (ya know, because of batteries/electricity)
- sopping wet burrow (a bunny related reference here)
- cream canal
- sweet sleeve
- "my juice box squirting lady liquid"
- velvet lounge
Referring to vibrator:
- snatchblaster
Referring to clit:
- butter bean
- love button
Referring to penis:
- pocket rocket
- lightning rod
- clam hammer
Referring to having sex:
- sweet sleeve needs to be stuffed
- "my cream canal puts a death grip on his clam hammer"
May 11, 2025
Who knew the Energizer Bunny could be so hott? 🥵
October 27, 2025
Review coming soon, but 5 stars because I’ve never laughed so hard reading a book.
March 3, 2026
Not sentient object but rather magical realism in the form of a man-sized energizer bunny with go-go-gadget interchangeable ... equipment.
August 7, 2026
How dare you make me read 89 pages of fucking battery/toy puns? Fuck you (affectionately). 10 outta 10 this was so fun. I need a jackrabbit 5000
October 15, 2026
It taste like cotton candy energy drink!!!! All I can think of is the alauni. Also these interchangeable 🍆 mouth on the floor.
April 18, 2025
He had a belt thing that rotates with different types of 🍆.. Oh and he’s her sex toy, THAT COMES ALIVE…
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February 20, 2026um idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 9, 2025
Short and sweet with only 69 pages. Made me laugh a lot.
August 31, 2024
So entertaining!
Okay I started reading this and forgot it was a parody and was cringing at all the absurd names used and then when I remembered, I was just giggling the whole time. Each slang term used got more and more absurd as I read.
The spice is top tier, and getting some laughs in at the same time was great. I am so, so glad I read this. Highly recommend.
Okay I started reading this and forgot it was a parody and was cringing at all the absurd names used and then when I remembered, I was just giggling the whole time. Each slang term used got more and more absurd as I read.
The spice is top tier, and getting some laughs in at the same time was great. I am so, so glad I read this. Highly recommend.
September 1, 2024
Ohm-azing indeed!
The electricity puns had me cracking up the whole way through. Such a fun read.
The electricity puns had me cracking up the whole way through. Such a fun read.
August 19, 2024
So many puns!
February 5, 2025
“Never did I think I would find true love from buffin’ my own muffin, but I won’t squander this chance. Wattson is mine, and I’m his. Furever.”
I laughed almost the entire time. So many jokes and puns that you just can’t help it.
Plus the heat it brings 🥵 I will never look at the Energizer Bunny…or batteries the same.
From here on out I only expect 100% satisfaction GUARANTEED!!
This read was laugh out loud, entertaining, crazy, spicy and fun.
I laughed almost the entire time. So many jokes and puns that you just can’t help it.
Plus the heat it brings 🥵 I will never look at the Energizer Bunny…or batteries the same.
From here on out I only expect 100% satisfaction GUARANTEED!!
This read was laugh out loud, entertaining, crazy, spicy and fun.
September 3, 2024
I love very few things as much as this book. It is so much fun 😩 I had a cramp from laughing by the time I finished! And while the material is a parody, the execution is brilliant. The puns and humor are outstanding and keep you far more interested than you’d expect with a woman 💥 a pink bunny man..
Please just read it?
Please just read it?
February 10, 2026
3.5 “wtf did I just read” stars 👀👀 because there is a surprising amount to unpack from this book. Jewel is a single mom, divorced 4 months, who just wants some alone time. Unfortunately her rabbit “toy” is out of batteries. When she uses the Oh-mazing batteries her toy rabbit turns into a full grown manly rabbit named Wattson. This book was full of puns, spicy scenes and was honestly such a weirdly fun read.
What I liked:
-camp/bizarro romance
-the amount of electrical/electricity ⚡️puns in this book is wildddd. I mean his name is even wattson 💀
-plus size heroine rep 💅 with a mom bod that is APPRECIATED by this bunny
-his jizz makes her have more energy 💀💀💀 it also tastes like cotton candy energy drinks and is definitely not battery acid iykyk
-he calls her little carrot 😭💕
-his “ahem” member has like 10 different versions that he can switch out for her pleasure
-he calls her kids “kits” lolol
-she finds her true love buffin her muffin and I’m HERE for their furrever happiness 😂
What I didn’t like:
-the romance line isn’t super well developed. It’s very insta-love, but it’s understandable given this is a spicy novella 😂
FAQ:
-dual pov
-HFN epilogue
-no OM/OW drama
-no pregnancy in the epilogue (I mean howwww would that even work??)
TLDR;
If you want a book that’s here for a fun time, and not a long time, this is the read for you. Especially if you don’t mind an energizer bunny with interesting parts that are all for her pleasure 💅
What I liked:
-camp/bizarro romance
-the amount of electrical/electricity ⚡️puns in this book is wildddd. I mean his name is even wattson 💀
-plus size heroine rep 💅 with a mom bod that is APPRECIATED by this bunny
-his jizz makes her have more energy 💀💀💀 it also tastes like cotton candy energy drinks and is definitely not battery acid iykyk
-he calls her little carrot 😭💕
-his “ahem” member has like 10 different versions that he can switch out for her pleasure
-he calls her kids “kits” lolol
-she finds her true love buffin her muffin and I’m HERE for their furrever happiness 😂
What I didn’t like:
-the romance line isn’t super well developed. It’s very insta-love, but it’s understandable given this is a spicy novella 😂
FAQ:
-dual pov
-HFN epilogue
-no OM/OW drama
-no pregnancy in the epilogue (I mean howwww would that even work??)
TLDR;
If you want a book that’s here for a fun time, and not a long time, this is the read for you. Especially if you don’t mind an energizer bunny with interesting parts that are all for her pleasure 💅
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
October 9, 2026
𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲/𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿: Fully Charged: A Parody Sentient Object Romance by Nicole Parker & Unfortunate Reads
𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲/𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀: Sentient Object Romance, Fiction, Rom-Com
𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀:
When Jewel, a newly single mom, gets a break from her kids she decides to unwind with wine and a certain pink toy 👀
Buuuut the most dreadful thing happens when she's about to climax: the batteries die :(
So, she replaces them with Ohm-azing batteries and in comes Wattson, the rabbit that has been sent to satisfy a customer.
Another fun read 😂
I loved Wattson's nickname for Jewel: “little carrot” 🥕
I also love that he's able to switch out and transform his cock (monster fuckers would enjoy this!)
I'll admit the puns were a bit cringe lol and the way the author describes a pussy & cock had me howling with how unhinged they were.
The epilogue was cute with Wattson interacting with Jewel's kids.
𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲/𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀: Sentient Object Romance, Fiction, Rom-Com
𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀:
When Jewel, a newly single mom, gets a break from her kids she decides to unwind with wine and a certain pink toy 👀
Buuuut the most dreadful thing happens when she's about to climax: the batteries die :(
So, she replaces them with Ohm-azing batteries and in comes Wattson, the rabbit that has been sent to satisfy a customer.
Another fun read 😂
I loved Wattson's nickname for Jewel: “little carrot” 🥕
I also love that he's able to switch out and transform his cock (monster fuckers would enjoy this!)
I'll admit the puns were a bit cringe lol and the way the author describes a pussy & cock had me howling with how unhinged they were.
The epilogue was cute with Wattson interacting with Jewel's kids.
May 21, 2025
This book had me blushing and crying from laughing so hard! I absolutely LOVED all of the puns that were used, they were perfection! That said, this book was fueled by ohm-azing spice that was hawt and unending! Especially with the rotating equipment, I kept reverting back to @interestdujour 's (IG) illustrations for a visual.😂 Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads are such a fun writing duo! I never annotate or highlight books, but this book made me want to highlight so many fun puns and hilarious quotes throughout! Overall, this was such a quick, funny and spicy read with some sweet moments sprinkled in!
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