Bitch

by Carla René

Ever wish your obnoxious neighbours would just die already? In this flash fiction, watch as the old lady upstairs gets her delicious revenge.


Originally published in the 2004 "Small Bites" Anthology, and edited by Garrett Peck.


What does Bram Stoker-nominated horror author say about it? "Carla René's story BITCH shows a deft hand at dialogue and action, as the story unfolds to a wonderfully satisfying ending. I almost wanted the bitch to eat me up next!" -- Robert W. Walker, author of [[ASIN:B001NH4AUA City for Ransom]], the Instinct series, and the Kindle title,

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First published February 17, 2011

About the author

I'm currently taking a medical break from my studies of pursuing double doctorates in Astrophysics and Applied Mathematics and working as an award-winning and published coloured pencil artist.

A professional stand-up comedienne, tv/stage/film actress and a published author, you've seen my work on NBC sitcoms, Zanies, and the Kennedy Centre in DC to name just a few.

I am on an eternal mission to prove to my parents that they should've used birth control.

I have three whiny, maniacal, co-dependent and I-swear-they-drop-acide-behind-my-back cats who treat me as if I'm the hired help.

I want to meet the guy who designed the little plastic thingy inside women's wallets so I can smoosh his head into one.

Really--I wish for so little.