Disappointing: unrealistic and 2-D characters, horrible story arc, unbelievable plot points, poorly proofread /unevenly edited
I rarely give bad reviews and hesitate to post this one. I wanted to like this book. I was pulled in, at first. Somewhat interesting story, main characters, situations. Despite some proofreading errors, I continued. Wanted to give a new author the benefit of the doubt.
Then, the number of mistakes became ridiculous. Simple things, but signs of amateurish teamwork that are very frustrating and give indie pubs a bad name. Examples: confusions between "their" and "they're," "your" and "you're," other spelling and grammar mistakes and overall sentence structure. These all fell short of good publishing standards by a lot. Whatever this author paid the proofreader, it was too much. She should get a refund.
Not wanting to give up because I had made a commitment to review this book, I continued. Parts of the story line and the two main characters showed some promise. However, every one of the secondary characters was a stereotype, without exception. They were 2-dimensionally and boringly depicted or came across as numbingly inconsistent. Each character was an insult to some group: women, men, British citizens, gays, mothers and criminals of all kinds. "Bimbo"? Really? Calling her own sister a "wench"? Harping on age differences between lovers, then going along with it: which is it?
Why are the criminals all "sinister" with zero back stories? Why does the main antagonist have no obvious motivation? We learn more about her taste in clothes and plastic surgery than we ever do about what makes her do what she does.
The main plot, a supposed thirty-year "love" story, is flat-out ridiculous. Maybe if these characters were in their mid-twenties, we could believe they didn't yet acknowledge/know their true feelings for each other, having been childhood friends, blah blah blah. But, they're hovering around and over 40, have stayed "best friends" all their lives, and work together every day. Meanwhile, they continually trash each others' dates/lovers. Unless they have recurring amnesia or personality disorders, the concept is absurd.
The female main character's obsession with her appearance, physical attributes, clothing and underwear, even in the middle of public places, might have been funny if it weren't so dysfunctional and unbelievable. What 39-year-old professional, educated woman, the VP of a large corporation, doesn't know how to dress and conduct herself in public?
And, what 42-year-old male behaves sexually as if he's seventeen? i could just be out of touch, I suppose. A president of a successful corporation who has remained unmarried and not become a parent obviously has issues.
This begs the question: what do these two see in each other? They're each a mess. Are they supposed to be anti-heroes? Success.
Whatever she paid the editor: also too much. There is a horrible amount of repetition: I swear, the main character and her sister have the exact same conversations, about two basic topics, more than three times. So do the two main characters. Why? Does this book's editor not know how to tell an author to CUT and when to insert new material?
The subplots are so thin as to be pulled directly from someone else's novels and plopped into this one. Not even worth recounting. Cliche after cliche abounds without even one redeeming original moment. Could have phoned it all in.
I stuck it out to the end, hoping she would redeem it, and then POOF: it just stops. No actual ending, no resolution worth discussing.
Up until the non-ending, i was willing to give it three stars for effort and blame most of the problems on her "helpers," but I just can't. Two stars. Readers: not worth your time.