7/21/22
Book 7 of the Esther Diamond paranormal mystery series is very likely its final entry
Esther Diamond is a 27-year-old, struggling actress in New York City. This story begins only a few hours after the events within the final scene of Book 6 in this series, The Misfortune Cookie. Susan Yee, the main villain of TMC, has been arrested for the attempted murder of both Esther and John Chen, a 25-year-old, Chinese-American, graduate student, who works part-time prepping corpses for viewing at his family’s mortuary (which figures heavily in Book 6). The inciting incident for this novel occurs when John calls Esther and begs her to come immediately to the Chen mortuary and bring Dr. Max Zadok (a 350-year-old wizard), and Nelli (Max’s dog-like, inter-dimensional familiar). A little while ago, John was interviewed at the mortuary about Susan Yee’s murder attempt by Officer Quinn, who is Detective Connor Lopez’s brand new partner of only a few weeks. In TMC, Nelli displayed a strong, negative reaction to Quinn, and Max and Esther have been suspicious of him ever since, because Nelli’s magical talent is sniffing out evil paranormal forces. When John informs Ester that, shortly after Quinn departed from the mortuary, the corpse John was working on climbed out of its casket and walked away, Max’s worst suspicions are confirmed. He believes that Quinn is “oppressed” by a demon. He is not “possessed,” because this entity is a death demon, who can only possess dead bodies, not living ones—unless a person is temporarily dead, the demon jumps in, and then the person is resuscitated and brought back to life. Which is not the case with the corpse that the demon could only manage to temporarily occupy.
As is the case for all the books in this series, for the most part, this novel is a fast-paced, entertaining read. Though this series is billed as humorous, there are only a few light moments in this novel and, overall, it is quite dark. Mainly because, in my opinion, a demonic villain is much more creepy than a human villain, no matter how evil that human might be.
After the author broke up Esther and Lopez (as always) in TMC, they are (sort of) back together again, for a little while, at the very beginning of this book. Unfortunately, it isn’t very long before Lopez breaks up with Esther yet again. This is the pattern for their relationship throughout this series, on-again and off-again, rinse and repeat. What is different this time around is that Lopez’s dumping of Esther seems much more final and hopeless to her, and in the throes of her anguish immediately after Lopez’s rejection, LR introduces a romantic triangle. Esther briefly rebounds into the arms of John Chen. Though she only goes so far as to make out a bit with him on her couch before pulling back, when she suddenly realizes she is using a very nice man, who truly cares about her, as a selfish means to dampen her abandonment despair over losing the man she actually loves.
The problem with romantic triangles, especially this one, is that John seems to be a far more appropriate match for Esther than Lopez. First and foremost, John accepts all the paranormal elements that are so much a part of Esther’s life over the course of her adventurous previous year since meeting Max, up to and including the reanimated-corpse-riddled present. John is every bit as gorgeous as Lopez and just as intelligent. And where Lopez has as his macho, romantic-hero feature that he is a cop, John’s macho element is that he is outstanding at martial arts. Best of all, unlike Lopez, John does not think Esther is mentally unstable, truly likes and admires her, and is more than happy to openly date her. Because the author refuses to allow Lopez to either accept the magic created by other people, or acknowledge and accept his own innate magical powers of light and fire, his frustratingly redundant denial is the entire reason that he keeps running away from a relationship with Esther—he keeps insisting to her that anyone who believes in the paranormal is nuts.
This novel was published eight years ago in 2014 and, as of today’s date in 2022, unfortunately, it is highly unlikely that the author will ever write another book in this series. This means that she will never finish Lopez’s extremely dragged-out story arc, both in terms of accepting his own magic and the magic of others, and from there having the possibility of accepting Esther, which is an absolute prerequisite to a believable HEA romance for the two of them.
In 2017, this entire series became available in audio format, in the form of multicast productions performed by the extremely talented actors of GraphicAudio. This is how I experienced all seven of the ED books over the course of the past two weeks, after I borrowed them from Hoopla. I doubt that I would have continued reading this entire series if it weren’t for GA. They have the ability to take whatever story material they are given to work with and hugely elevate its entertainment value through their marvelous acting performances. In addition, given that GA creates a script that the actors work from, similar to what happens when a novel is made into a movie (their motto is, “a movie in your mind”), a GA production is only about 60-70% as long as an audiobook version of a novel would be, if a narrator had read the entire book straight through. Thus, the audio production of this novel is only 5 hours long, rather than the approximately 8 hours long that a regular audiobook reading of this novel would have been. Since I tend to get bored with all the clue-sleuthing involved in the mystery genre, as well as the periodic long, boring, explanatory rambles about esoteric aspects of magic by Max or other characters throughout the ED series, I consider this script abridgment of the ED books all to the good. The tedious parts have been reduced, and the action and romance brought to the forefront.
Below is a list of the complete ED series with the dates they were initially published:
1 Disappearing Nightly 2005
2 Doppelgangster 2007
3 Unsympathetic Magic 2010
4 Vamparazzi 2011
5 Polterheist 2012
6 Misfortune Cookie 2013
7 Abracadaver 2014
I rate this audio-drama as follows:
Heroine: 3.5 stars
Romantic Interest: 3 stars
Subcharacters: 4 stars
Mystery Plot: 4 stars
Romance Plot: 2 stars
Paranormal Elements: 4 stars
Setting: 4 stars
Writing: 3.5 stars
GraphicAudio Performances: 5 stars
Overall: 3.7 rounded to 4 stars