Of course Time Travel is Real! Don’t be a troglodyte; get with the times! The future is here and the past is ahead—that’s what happens when you bend the Continuum!
But this game is has no time for the tardy! Make it happen the right way and get your discipline in order before you make the big jump! Don’t think me insane—I could be from the future!! How would you know? You've barely got an 8th grade education to boast of!
But what if it was you?! Who would believe you then? NOBODY! So quit your quackin’ cracker jack!
The Time Man came back and he ran out of time! You have any idea what means? It’s the last thing you’d expect! “But that’s not the way it works” you mumble through your packed sinuses—get your hands off fedora and quit pretending you’re smarter than you are!
Buy this book, be entertained for a few minutes, and put your snooze cap back on the hanger—because it’s time to use that thinker!
Time Man. Late again. The story's truer than you know how to handle!