**Many thanks to Berkley and Annie Mare for an ARC of this book provided via NetGalley!**
Tressa Fay Robeson has one never-say-die passion in life, and it's one that will never let her down: hair. Creating the perfect coif for each client requires a bit of a patience, creativity, and thoughtful care...but TF has worked hard to make a name for herself in the cosmetology world and now she's in HIGH demand. Her social media presence has skyrocketed her to even greater fame, but there's still something missing in (you guessed it) the LOVE department. All of that seems fated to change, however, when TF gets a text that is meant for someone else, which draws her quickly into flirty banter with a woman named Meryl. TF impulsively decides to ask her on a date, and tells her to meet her at the hair salon posthaste. 🏃♂️
So needless to say, TF feels a bit foolish when the designated meeting time arrives, and there's no sign of Meryl. At first, she brushes it off, thinking it was just another case of ghosting...but when Meryl's SISTER shows up at the hair salon, she has quite the bombshell to share: Meryl has been MISSING for a full month. And of course, this means that TF COULDN'T have been texting her just tonight and made these supposed plans...right? As TF and Meryl's sister begin to talk, they discover it isn't their first time meeting, and that TF is intimately acquainted with some of Meryl's OTHER friends too. There's NO other explanation: this must be a Case of the Multiverses...and Meryl and TF are down bad.
But when it comes to the time space continuum, there's no such thing as predictability...and TF learns that her time to lock down her true love might be running out. Can she figure out a way to keep her one true love before she once again meets up with the date of that fateful first text in September? Or will her chance at love go by way of a black hole...and disappear into deep space for good?
Let's just start off by stating the obvious: even the title of this one points at a bit of a kitschy, sci-fi rom com where logic might SEEM required...but at the same time not exactly NECESSARY.
Nevertheless, I was willing to take a chance on it for several reasons: time travel stories can be fun, tossing in space is always a bit of an interesting angle, and the sapphic love story seemed like it had the potential to be both sweet and intriguing. But what I discovered on my voyage through space was less a charming love story and a MORE a confusing vehicle for a needlessly complicated tale of two women whose only defining characteristics were tied to their jobs and who seemed to have little in common...aside from their time traveling interactions, naturally.
First off, the author must have been at least a BIT worried either about constantly using the characters pronouns and the readers finding this confusing, because she abandons the use of pronouns almost entirely and uses EACH character's name almost EVERY time they are mentioned.
(And yes, that's part of the reason I wrote TF instead of Tressa Fay earlier in this review...if you read one character's name as many times as I did, you'd avoid it like the plague too.)
Not only does this make the audience feel like the author doesn't think we are smart enough to follow along, it just gets wordy and clunky, not to mention it seems like a quick way to inflate word count...and trust me when I say this one could have lost a few pages with no one the wiser.
When it comes to time travel, it either works or it doesn't...and in this instance, I spent so much time trying to figure out what time we were in, not to mention WHY the multiverse needed to exist for the book to work or be interesting (spoiler: it did not) and keeping track of the bevy of friends of both of our MCs that I frankly got frustrated and mentally checked out. I didn't see any worthwhile character development or differences across the parallel universes, and it seemed like a conceit to keep them apart more than anything else. The 'portal' being text messages didn't help: I don't really WANT to read a long string of text messages that just aren't that interesting and I also don't feel reading those sort of interactions constitutes a real relationship. I also didn't see a true CONFLICT other than the one that the convoluted premise created, and the lack of emotional impact had me checked out long before we had our full-circle moment and returned to the super-sexy (sarcasm) text that drew TF to Meryl in the first place, which was some boring ramble about rocks or roads or something like that...frankly, the fact that it was intriguing to her at ALL was one of the least believable things about the entire book. 🙄
The interactions at times were so odd, and so 'out of this world' (if you will) that at one point I was actually questioning if the characters were aliens who were learning about love for the first time. Yep, it was just THAT weird. If you stick it through to the final pages of this one, you'll get exactly what you expect...but I think both of these ladies could just have easily met at a park, a bar, a grocery store, or just AT THE HAIR SALON without any alternate universes thrown in and it could have been a more palatable read. Sure, maybe this is a bit more run-of-the-mill in terms of meet cute, but I'd rather have two characters I can fully tell apart in every universe - WITHOUT the constant use of their respective names.
And while I always applaud an author who is willing to try something new and shoot for the stars, this one felt a bit less like a sparkling, shooting star on a journey across the stratosphere...and a bit more like a star going full supernova. ☄️💥
2.5 stars, rounded up to 3