The Zombie Re-Erection: Only sex can save us!

by Polly Morphous-Lee

In the year 3169, the Earth is an ecstatic, bi utopia, where everyone is free to be who they want to be.Then, the zombies strike! A group of zealots attempt to resurrect Ronald Hump, but instead they trigger a Hump Zombie (Humbie) infestation! The infected's skin turns orange and their hair becomes a strange yellow toupee, while a cucumber-like appendage emerges from between their legs, no matter their sex or gender. Rather than seeking "brains", these Humbies cry "pussy" as they spread rapidly throughout continental America.

In the first waves, many people die. The stories in this book illustrate two key moments in turning the tide of the infestation.Mara - the first to recover (FFFZ)Ara! Ara! Ara! Ara! is one of the most famous bands in the universe. When Mara, their youngest member, stumbles down the stairs into their recording space in the horrific form of a Humbie, Lara, Sara and Tara decide that the show must go on. They stream what they believe is Mara's final appearance to anyone who will pay, putting on an explicit show for a tightly bound Mara and all their fans. By the end of their performance, the tide has turned on the zombie infestation, and a brighter future beckons.

The Dungeon Incident - Immunity Uncovered

In a sex dungeon in the middle of the forest, the cages are full of Humbies, brought there by their desperate lovers. A sexy Domme, two cat women, an online film star and his thirsty groupies, a mafia don with his husband and their Twink lover, everyone is looking for the same miraculous outcome. When disaster strikes, humankind finds the sticky solution to all their Humble woes.

53 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 3, 2024

Reviews

[Jesy Joy]

This book is set in 3169 when all the world's problems have been solved by universal basic income and a lack of any serial judgement. Someone has dug up Ronald Hump and caused an outbreak of zombies. But not Walking Dead zombies, no. It's not 28 Days Later over here. They've got orange skin and wispy blond hair and gigantic, well, you know. What follows is two stories about how the population of 3169 manages to solve the Humbie problem and then how to prevent it. It is 45 pages of foursomes, cages, dommes and green... ahem. (Can you type that word on here? Lol)

Did I spend the entire book going what the actual fuck am I reading? Yes, yes I did. Did I also enjoy it? Yes. The writing style is fantastic and keeps you engaged. The premise, while absolutely insane, is truly terrifying when you live in a very republican city. There are 3 Trump signs visible from my front door. It wasn't hard to imagine the Humbies.

I read the entire thing while enjoying m coffee so yes, I say pick it up. Give it a try. If nothing else, it will make you laugh

[IV]

What a gloriously weird book. I love the humor in this, it's so silly while also being political *and* spicy. Don't think I've ever encountered that particular vibe in any book before. It's also wonderfully queer, kinky, and polyamorous, so. Really liked this one. Also gets bonus points for some extremely funny euphemisms 😂 And for great consent practices!