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Matched To The Orc King: Fated Mates Monster Romance
Eight feet of orc warlord.
Battle-scarred. Bloodstained. Brutal.
But one human woman brings me to my knees.
I've ruled the Ironblood Clan for lifetimes. Commanded armies. Destroyed enemies. Built an empire. But my throne remained empty. My bed cold. My soul incomplete.
Then Amy appears on Nuiatoa's shores.
Curvy. Defiant. Mine.
The prophecy promised me a queen. The magic delivered perfection. She has three days to choose—stay with me or return to her world forever.
I should court her slowly. Give her time to adjust. But when she looks at me without fear? When she demands I show her what being claimed means?
Screw patience.
She thinks she's not worthy of a king. I'll worship every curve until she believes.
MATCHED TO THE ORC KING is a quick, steamy portal fantasy romance with fated mates, instalove, a possessive orc king, curvy heroine, size difference, and touch-her-and-die vibes.
Welcome to Monster Fantasy Island, where a magical dating app connects humans with monsters across dimensions. Sexy beasts, destined instalove, and happily-ever-afters are guaranteed in quick, steamy reads.
Battle-scarred. Bloodstained. Brutal.
But one human woman brings me to my knees.
I've ruled the Ironblood Clan for lifetimes. Commanded armies. Destroyed enemies. Built an empire. But my throne remained empty. My bed cold. My soul incomplete.
Then Amy appears on Nuiatoa's shores.
Curvy. Defiant. Mine.
The prophecy promised me a queen. The magic delivered perfection. She has three days to choose—stay with me or return to her world forever.
I should court her slowly. Give her time to adjust. But when she looks at me without fear? When she demands I show her what being claimed means?
Screw patience.
She thinks she's not worthy of a king. I'll worship every curve until she believes.
MATCHED TO THE ORC KING is a quick, steamy portal fantasy romance with fated mates, instalove, a possessive orc king, curvy heroine, size difference, and touch-her-and-die vibes.
Welcome to Monster Fantasy Island, where a magical dating app connects humans with monsters across dimensions. Sexy beasts, destined instalove, and happily-ever-afters are guaranteed in quick, steamy reads.
92 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 9, 2024
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January 2, 2025
it was a little too old fashioned for me lol but this is a cute short read that's perfect for finishing up your reading goal or getting a headstart on your reading. there isn't really a serious plot but it's very lighthearted and fun.
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April 27, 2025Unreadable dreck. If ever a book epitomized telling and not showing, it’s this one.
There is no semblance of a plot that goes beyond what’s mentioned in the synopsis—and the synopsis/ blurb was a more entertaining read than the book itself.
Very impressive though that the author wrote a novel that was in first person and still managed to use a passive voice wherever possible for most actions described—that was a new horror I never could have imagined I’d experience.
Both of the main characters (oh sorry, did I say main characters? I meant the only characters) feel like lifeless cardboard cutouts. If they had been side characters I would have complained about the lack of detail and personal motivation—as main characters they are insufferably unthought-out.
None of the actions of either main character feel believable (although that isn’t surprising given that so little about them is knowable to the reader, so how could anyone conclude whether their behaviour is in line with a nonexistent personality?) I think ultimately none of how either character behaves lands for me because I cannot imagine real sapient creatures being so unbelievably dull—stilted in their dialogue and passionless in their actions.
If I still gave self-published or indie pubbef books one star reviews, one star would still be too generous. You’ll have to make do with this scathing review instead.
There is so much good self-published writing out there, especially in romance. This is the kind of book that brings both the fantasy romance genre in general and self-pubbed novels down in readers’ estimation. If you value your time I’d pick up just about anything else.
There is no semblance of a plot that goes beyond what’s mentioned in the synopsis—and the synopsis/ blurb was a more entertaining read than the book itself.
Very impressive though that the author wrote a novel that was in first person and still managed to use a passive voice wherever possible for most actions described—that was a new horror I never could have imagined I’d experience.
Both of the main characters (oh sorry, did I say main characters? I meant the only characters) feel like lifeless cardboard cutouts. If they had been side characters I would have complained about the lack of detail and personal motivation—as main characters they are insufferably unthought-out.
None of the actions of either main character feel believable (although that isn’t surprising given that so little about them is knowable to the reader, so how could anyone conclude whether their behaviour is in line with a nonexistent personality?) I think ultimately none of how either character behaves lands for me because I cannot imagine real sapient creatures being so unbelievably dull—stilted in their dialogue and passionless in their actions.
If I still gave self-published or indie pubbef books one star reviews, one star would still be too generous. You’ll have to make do with this scathing review instead.
There is so much good self-published writing out there, especially in romance. This is the kind of book that brings both the fantasy romance genre in general and self-pubbed novels down in readers’ estimation. If you value your time I’d pick up just about anything else.
February 6, 2025
3 stars
I’ll be honest – I tend to be a little cautious with books that are under 300-400 pages. I usually feel like there’s just not enough room to build a world, develop characters, or get into the plot (and let’s not forget the spice). If that’s what you’re after, this book might not be for you.
That said, I finished this book in about an hour! For its length, I think Camden Cross did a decent job of giving just enough world-building to make it feel complete. Some of the descriptions of the plants and surroundings were lovely, and I really appreciated that attention to detail.
If you’re someone who loves deep character development, an intricate plot, or a slow burn full of angst – this isn’t the book for you. But if you're looking for a quick, light read to help get you out of a reading slump, this could be a nice way to ease back into books. Just don’t expect something super meaty – you might finish wanting a little more.
Oh, and there’s some spice, which I think was kind of the point of the book? Maybe?
I’ll be honest – I tend to be a little cautious with books that are under 300-400 pages. I usually feel like there’s just not enough room to build a world, develop characters, or get into the plot (and let’s not forget the spice). If that’s what you’re after, this book might not be for you.
That said, I finished this book in about an hour! For its length, I think Camden Cross did a decent job of giving just enough world-building to make it feel complete. Some of the descriptions of the plants and surroundings were lovely, and I really appreciated that attention to detail.
If you’re someone who loves deep character development, an intricate plot, or a slow burn full of angst – this isn’t the book for you. But if you're looking for a quick, light read to help get you out of a reading slump, this could be a nice way to ease back into books. Just don’t expect something super meaty – you might finish wanting a little more.
Oh, and there’s some spice, which I think was kind of the point of the book? Maybe?
July 14, 2025
Main Characters:
Amy & Gresh
Review:
This was ok. Verb tense didn't always match which bothered me a lot!
Tropes:
-Age Gap
-Magic
-Mates
-Novella
-Orcs
-Plus Sized Protagonist
-Smut
Quotes:
"It's a realm of magic that only the destined humans get to experience. And you are my destiny, Amy. As I am yours.”
“Each flower has its own unique song. Together, they create a symphony that soothes the soul.”
Amy & Gresh
Review:
This was ok. Verb tense didn't always match which bothered me a lot!
Tropes:
-Age Gap
-Magic
-Mates
-Novella
-Orcs
-Plus Sized Protagonist
-Smut
Quotes:
"It's a realm of magic that only the destined humans get to experience. And you are my destiny, Amy. As I am yours.”
“Each flower has its own unique song. Together, they create a symphony that soothes the soul.”
December 29, 2024
Loved the plot! What a fun idea I wish it was real
December 31, 2024
2.75 stars. Loved the idea of the plot. Just wanted more, but it was a really easy and quick read.
January 22, 2025
cute read
Cute and sweet fast read. Loved all the characters in the book.
I plan to read all the books in the series
Cute and sweet fast read. Loved all the characters in the book.
I plan to read all the books in the series
May 22, 2025
Eh...I am all for insta-love in a short smutty book. But this was just too insta even for me. I might try the next book just see if it gets better...
June 27, 2025
Fated mates
This is my first by this author. Amy gets on a dating app and finds the love of her life.
This is my first by this author. Amy gets on a dating app and finds the love of her life.
July 3, 2025
Good story— romantic!! Great writing-!
January 11, 2025
Insta-love, smutty, monster romance novella with a plus-sized mfc? Say less.
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