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“No one weaves a twisty, dark tale quite like Seraphina Nova Glass.” —Amber Garza, author of When I Was You

Nothing ever happens in small towns…

When Shelby Dawson survives a harrowing attack that should have left her dead, she tries to move past it—for herself, and for her family. Fifteen months later, with the help of her best friend, Mackenzie, she finally feels safe again in the snowy Minnesota town she calls home. But when an anonymous note appears on her windshield bearing the same threats her attacker made, Shelby realizes that her nightmare has only just begun.

As new evidence surfaces, and a group of well-meaning senior citizens accidentally makes the case go viral online, the situation quickly goes from bad to worse. And with suspicious accidents targeting those closest to her happening all over town, Shelby can’t shake the feeling that she’s being watched. Fighting to stay one step ahead of disaster, she finds herself asking the question on everyone’s lips: Who attacked her that night?

But Shelby isn’t the only one with questions. Mackenzie’s husband, Leo, vanished without a trace on that terrible night, and over a year later, no one knows why. Until a deep dive into his finances reveals a history of debts, mismanaged funds, and hidden accounts—one of which is still active. Their suspicion that Leo is still alive only complicates things further, though, and when another person connected to Shelby goes missing, she’s caught in a race against time before her attacker becomes a killer.

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Seraphina Nova Glass

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Seraphina Nova Glass is a two-time EDGAR AWARD nominated author. Hew novel, On A Quiet Street, was a New York Times Summer Read, a #1 Amazon Bestseller, and Editor’s Pick. It was also featured in the Boston Globe and Bustle.

Publisher’s Weekly has named her “a writer to watch.” She’s also an award-winning playwright and holds an MFA degree in
Dramatic Writing from Smith College, and a second MFA in Directing from the University of Idaho in Directing (theatre.)
 
She is a proud dog mom to Boston Terrier Spaghetti, and loves to travel the world with her husband, Mark. She resides in Dallas, TX.



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1,514 reviews4,534 followers
September 27, 2024
A missing husband…a potential killer on the loose. This quaint Northern Minnesota town is suddenly the hotspot of mystery!

Shelby and Mackenzie are long-time friends. And one fateful night both their lives change forever.
Shelby is attacked inside Mackenzie’s coffee house and left for dead. Who was behind the attack, and why?
Mackenzie’s husband Leo curiously vanishes into thin air leaving her to wonder if she really knew her husband at all.

A concerned group of seniors take it upon themselves to start a podcast (that goes viral mind you) to help solve all the strange happenings in this sleepy Minnesota town.

This book had a bit of a different feeling to it from this author’s previous works. The addition of the seniors gave it a cozy element that I think many will enjoy! It lightened up the thriller element.

Looking forward to more reads from SNG and hoping she will once again bring back America’s favorite podcasters!😂

Thank you to Edelweiss and Graydon House
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853 reviews926 followers
November 1, 2024
As soon as I heard that Seraphina Nova Glass had another book coming out, I knew immediately that I had to get my hands on it ASAP. So when I saw that those of us at Thriller Book Lovers: The Pulse had an exclusive to read it early? Well, I snapped it up quick. After all, she’s one of my favorite authors, as her thrillers are always packed to the gills with sublime characters, evocative settings, and unguessable twists. Let me tell you, Nothing Ever Happens Here had all of that and more. Unfurling with ratcheting suspense that easily kept me on the edge of my seat, I was utterly captivated from the first compelling page until the very last word.

As evidenced by Glass’s prior books, her biggest talent is creating eccentric, oddball characters and comedic yet drama-filled scenes. Just as I loved her rundown motel setting in The Vacancy in Room 10, the realistic yet unforgettable assisted living community was equally well done in Nothing Ever Happens Here. I mean, I could vividly see the gray-haired old dears bickering over Murder She Wrote until bad things began to occur. From there you can just imagine how the spunky protagonists got down to business in the hopes of stopping the evil doer in their tracks before even more dead bodies began to accrue.

All in all, Glass definitely managed to do it again. From the giggle-worthy humor to the pulse-pounding climax, this author knows just how to blend it all into one truly dynamite premise. Told via multiple POVs that made the book sing, the well-plotted storyline was addictive in the extreme. Was it on the edge of over-the-top? Well, yes…but only in the best possible way. So suspend your disbelief, plant yourself in your favorite reading spot, and get ready to meet some truly endearing personas as they take you on the ride of your life. Intense, humor-filled, twisty, and fun, you’re going to want to read this book as soon as it’s out in the world, no ifs, ands, or buts. Rating of 4 stars.

SYNOPSIS:

When Shelby Dawson survives a harrowing attack that should have left her dead, she tries to move past it—for herself, and for her family. Fifteen months later, with the help of her best friend, Mackenzie, she finally feels safe again in the snowy Minnesota town she calls home. But when an anonymous note appears on her windshield bearing the same threats her attacker made, Shelby realizes that her nightmare has only just begun.

As new evidence surfaces, and a group of well-meaning senior citizens accidentally makes the case go viral online, the situation quickly goes from bad to worse. And with suspicious accidents targeting those closest to her happening all over town, Shelby can’t shake the feeling that she’s being watched. Fighting to stay one step ahead of disaster, she finds herself asking the question on everyone’s lips: Who attacked her that night?

But Shelby isn’t the only one with questions. Mackenzie’s husband, Leo, vanished without a trace on that terrible night, and over a year later, no one knows why. Until a deep dive into his finances reveals a history of debts, mismanaged funds, and hidden accounts—one of which is still active. Their suspicion that Leo is still alive only complicates things further, though, and when another person connected to Shelby goes missing, she’s caught in a race against time before her attacker becomes a killer.

Thank you to Seraphina Nova Glass, Graydon House Books, and NetGalley for my complimentary copy. All opinions are my own.

PUB DATE: February 11, 2025

Trigger warning: assault, debt, profanity, kidnapping, gun violence, mention of: gambling addiction, suicide
Profile Image for Nilufer Ozmekik.
3,121 reviews60.7k followers
June 19, 2025
Seraphina Nova Glass delivers a captivating thriller where the quiet life of a small town shatters under a looming threat, pulling you into its gripping tension right from the start. Shelby Dawson, still recovering from a violent attack, tries to move on with her life, but an ominous message on her car brings back her worst fears. As danger closes in, the town once known for its peacefulness turns into a hub of uncertainty and peril.

What makes this story truly engaging is its unlikely group of heroes—a band of senior citizens who become unexpected detectives. Their lighthearted but determined approach adds a refreshing and fun twist to the otherwise tense atmosphere. Their viral podcast pulls them into the center of the action, and suddenly, they are not just background characters but key players in uncovering the truth. Shelby’s bond with her best friend Mackenzie feels genuine, but it’s the seniors, especially the fearless Florence, who bring both humor and heart to the story.

The snowy Minnesota backdrop heightens the tension, with its freezing winds and long, silent nights, creating a chilling contrast to the unfolding drama. Glass masterfully weaves together misdirection and surprises, keeping readers on edge until the final reveal. This story is a rollercoaster of loyalty, fear, and resilience, as characters push themselves to the brink to uncover the answers they seek.

With plenty of twists and turns, this is a suspenseful and unpredictable tale filled with memorable characters and a plot that keeps you guessing. For anyone who enjoys thrillers packed with unexpected alliances, small-town unease, and clever surprises, this book is a must-read.

A huge thanks to NetGalley and Harlequin Trade Publishing | Graydon House for sharing this unputdownable small town thriller's digital reviewer copy with me in exchange for my honest thoughts.


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1,371 reviews4,495 followers
February 26, 2025
As the title suggests, nothing much is happening here…

Each chapter is narrated by a different person in the 1st person so it’s easy to forget which person is talking especially since most are unmemorable. Mack & Shelby are interchangeable.

Most of the story line was eyeball-roll inducing. Add in the most inept police force in history and the reader is forced to accept all the plot holes.

Nothing much happens in the middle of the book but there is a lot of filler with information that has no bearing on the story,

I did enjoy the older characters in the old age home and the idea they started a podcast. But the characterization is awful….really people in their 60s and 70s are more savvy than portrayed. The podcast angle is never fully explored.

This reads as a cozy but language is thrown in to prevent the book being pigeonholed into that category, which was jarring.

I’m rambling, much like this book….so I’ll stop here

The beginning was promising and there were elements I enjoyed but ultimately this was a huge miss for me and my reading buddy, Marialyce

* I received a digital copy of the book via NetGalley. All opinions are my own
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507 reviews1,265 followers
February 21, 2025
3 Stars! 🌟 Huge thanks to Harlequin Audio & NetGalley for sending me the ALC! 🎧💌

Nothing Ever Happens Here was a mixed bag for me... it had me hooked at the start, but let’s just say it didn’t stay that way! I’ll be honest, it didn’t fully win me over like I’d hoped, but it still had a few redeeming moments that kept me going.

Shelby Dawson survived a brutal attack 15 months ago, and she’s just trying to move on with her life. But guess what? Someone’s not done with her. She gets a threatening note on her car windshield, and that’s when the drama begins! Add in a viral case, a group of senior citizens causing some chaos, and a small-town setting, and boom—things go from bad to worse.

The pacing was... kinda all over the place! 🚶‍♀️ At times, it was dragging and hard to get into, especially with the multiple POVs. There were just too many characters, and I was left trying to remember who was who. Some were super interesting, like the senior citizen squad, who definitely added some much-needed color to the story. Florence’s chapters? The best part, no doubt! She was fun, and I was invested in her storyline more than the others.

But oh boy, the ending? 🤦‍♀️ It was like the author threw in a twist just for the sake of it, and honestly? It was too much. 🙄 The big reveal? Kinda unbelievable and had me rolling my eyes so hard! 😑 The plot got a bit too OTT, and I was left wondering how I ended up here.

On the bright side, the humor was a pleasant surprise! I didn’t expect to get some laughs in the middle of all this suspense, but I’m glad the author brought that balance. It kept things from being too heavy!

Overall, I didn’t hate it, but I’m not completely sold on picking up more of Seraphina Nova Glass’s books just yet. I loved her character development, but the story? Eh, it didn’t totally capture me like I wanted it to. 🤷‍♀️ If you're a fan of twisty thrillers and small-town mysteries, you might enjoy this, but for me... it’s just a “meh” in the thriller department.

Tropes:
🕵️‍♀️ Survival Against All Odds
📜 Small Town Secrets
🕵️‍♀️ Thriller / Suspense
📜 Unreliable Narrator
🕵️‍♀️ Revenge
📜 Hidden Past

CW: Violence, Death, Murder Attempt, Missing Person

So, Nothing Ever Happens Here was a fun ride in some spots, but it didn’t hit all the marks for me. I’ll still keep an eye out for what this author writes next, but for now, this one’s just okay!


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I’m ready to dive into this twisty, small-town mystery! 🕵️‍♀️ Shelby survived an attack, but it looks like the nightmares are just getting started... and with a group of senior citizens accidentally going viral, things are getting WAY more complicated! Can’t wait to find out what happens next—this one’s got all the suspense and drama I need! 👀
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2,159 reviews14.1k followers
July 14, 2025
There's a reason why so many people enjoy living in small towns. They're safe. They're wholesome and it's a great place to grow up, or raise your own children.

Shelby and Mack are best friends who still live in the small town they grew up in. Both are successful business women and have their own families. Life is steady and good.



That is until Shelby is viciously attacked, barely surviving the incident, and on that same night Mack's husband, Leo, also goes missing.

This event shook the town. People were understandably shocked and disturbed. How could this happen here? Nothing ever happens here...



Honestly, this is all I want to say about this plot. I always look forward to new releases from Seraphina Nova Glass, because she always ends up surprising me. I'm never sure what I'm going to get.

I feel like for some Mystery-Thriller authors, they have a bit of a formula, and you know when you are reading their books that it's one of theirs, because there is such a specific style. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In fact, some of my favorite authors I would say this about. A great example, IMO, being the great Agatha Christie.



For SNG though, I don't really feel that. This also isn't a bad thing. Neither way is better than the other. I feel like her stories, the tone, the way they're told, have really run the gamut for me.

I loved the unique perspectives in this one. We get Shelby and Mack, of course, but we also get the perspective of an elderly woman named, Florence, who lives at a care home that both Shelby and Mack are involved with.

I love getting older perspectives. I say older, but by that I just mean older than what we, on average, tend to get in fiction, and I completely loved Florence.



This book grabbed me from the start. By 10% in, I was hooked. I felt like the opening was so powerful and intriguing that it's going to stick in my mind for a long time. I didn't know what to think.

I did find Shelby and Mack a bit interchangeable at the start, NGL. I struggled at times to tell them apart, but that worked itself out the further along I got in the story.

The residents of the care home though, were all distinct and such a joy to read about. The time spent with them was honestly my favorite bits.



Another thing I loved about this was the setting and the climate. This story is set in Minnesota, entirely during the winter months. The snow and teeth-chattering cold play a huge role in the action.

It's absolutely perfect for Winter reading. This entire story made me feel cold. I'm not joking. I could feel it. Make sure you have a nice warm blanket and hot drink at the ready when picking this one up!



Overall, I had a blast with Nothing Ever Happens Here. It's such an intensely-OTT, wildly-wicked good time, and boy, oh boy, did it get my pulse racing towards the end.

Florence and Herb are absolute dolls. I love them both and their friendship so much. Goals.



Thank you to Graydon House, for providing me with a copy to read and review. As mentioned, I love Seraphina Nova Glass and always look forward to her latest works.
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1,594 reviews1,680 followers
February 20, 2025
I love nova glass. Her strength is creating plots where a community comes together to solve a problem, and the interaction between them are interesting and engaging. Nothing ever happens here has that in spades, and I loved it! It makes her thrillers stand out. The plot and writing was amazing as well! I had to know what would happen next.
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468 reviews2,669 followers
February 13, 2025
WHEN THE TITLE FOREWARNS YOU, BUT YOU DON’T LISTEN! 😭😭

In Nothing Ever Happens Here Shelby Dawson 15 months earlier survived a harrowing attack that nearly left her dead, but with the help of her friend Mackenzie she was able to move past it. But now today she is receiving anonymous notes on her windshield. Is her attacker back to finish what they started. With the help of some senior citizens in a care home who make Shelby’s case go viral again the situation starts to get out of hand and now the community are at tether hooks wondering who is next in line for the attacker.

There was plenty of blows to the head for many of the characters in this book, and frankly I wanted to be included. This book was just soooo mid.

The positives are that this author really knows how to create great character development but unfortunately, I just found myself not interested in any of them. The story is told in three POVS which Ms Glass loves to do in her books but all three main characters in this book were just mid! I wasn’t compelled by any of them and the plot just wasn’t making the situation any easier.

The pacing was ok but again the plot lost it for me. I will say I enjoyed Florence's chapters more than the other two, but it was not enough to hook me in to the novel!

The red herrings were flat and it got to a point I couldn’t care less who was Shelby’s attacker. Speaking of her attacker… UMMM OKKKK!? It didn’t seem like a plausible enough reason for why they did what they did and on top of that it was all just over the top! The ending was a REACH and I rolled my eyes at the epilogue! 🙄

On a Quiet Street is one of my favourites from this author and I just want to read a thrilling book like that again! I wont give up on this author. But this was a big miss for me.





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I hope its a chilling five star read for me!
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224 reviews654 followers
May 14, 2025

Not on the level of her prior thrillers I've read — On a Quiet Street (2022) and The Vacancy in Room 10 (2024) — but enjoyable nonetheless.

I found the amateur sleuths/residents of the senior living facility quite endearing. Fans of The Thursday Murder Club series by Richard Osman will get a kick out of this one, too.
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1,193 reviews2,211 followers
January 17, 2025
After surviving an attack one night at work, Shelby Dawson tries to get her life back on track for her kids. But a year later, she receives an anonymous note that leaves her fearing for her safety, especially as mysterious accidents begin to threaten those closest to her.

This is a really fun popcorn type thriller with fun cozy vibes. The group of seniors who try to investigate the mysterious goings-ons are *so* reminiscent of The Thursday Murder Club and I loved that aspect. It pulled me in right from the go with the action starting up front and a cold, sinister atmosphere perfect for a winter evening.

While the pacing of this one was fantastic most of the way through, it did begin to loose steam towards the end and I felt my mind start to wander during what should have been the most pivotal moments. I am not sure if this is because I felt like the story ended up not being as believable as I would have liked given how good the first half was, or if it was just wrapped up to quickly for my taste. Even still, this is a fun, bingy read overall.

🎧 Full cast audio alert - what I love most about the audio is that for each of our three POVs, Shelby, Mackenzie and Florence, we have a separate narrator. Brittany Pressley, Stacey Glemboski, and Petrea Burchard all do an incredible job giving voice to their particular character which helps the listener to differentiate all the way through.

Read if you like:
▪️domestic suspense
▪️small towns
▪️ensemble casts
▪️multiple POVs
▪️Thursday Murder Club vibes

Thank you to HTP Books and Harper Audio for the gifted copies.

📆 Pub: Feb 11, 2025
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654 reviews175 followers
February 14, 2025
3.5 stars, rounded down. I overall kinda liked this one, but I really found the first half rather disjointed and very hard to engage with, especially with the multiple POV’s and I nearly DNF’d it. I did some skimming & it really did pick up the pace in the second half, but then the crazy OTT ending was also a bit too much as well. But that said, I really, really liked the senior citizen characters a lot and felt they really added quite a bit to this story. So, I guess I would recommend to Frieda M fans, perhaps?
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2,596 reviews1,327 followers
February 10, 2025
the setup…
Shelby Dawson and her twin daughters leave her friend Mackenzie’s cafe in northern Minnesota at closing but before taking off, realizes her daughter’s prized stuffed animal was left inside. Mackenzie (Mack) takes off for home, letting Shelby go back in to find more than she’d bargained for. That same night, Mackenzie’s husband Leo suspiciously disappears, also leaving her with quite a few surprises. It’s now fifteen months later and he hasn’t returned and Mack vacillates between believing he deliberately abandoned her or met a deadly end. And, Shelby begins receiving cryptic and threatening anonymous notes, accompanied by a series of deadly mishaps. It’s just the beginning of a nightmare for both of them and the well-meaning senior citizens at her assisted living facility are determined to get to the bottom of it all.

the heart of the story…
The prologue is harrowing, setting the stage for what I thought would be a more chilling mystery. But, enter the group of senior amateur sleuths from the Oleander led by Florence who are determined to do their own investigation as Detective Riley is hapless and inept. They even hijack one of their friend’s podcasts to get public help. While it often feels like more of a cozy mystery, the attacks are real and become more dangerous and sinister.

the narration…
Brittany Pressley, Stacey Glemboski and Petrea Burchard were the voices for Mack, Shelby and Florence respectively. I loved their performances and each embodied their characters and were excellent storytellers.

the bottom line…
This was different fare than I’m used to experiencing from the author but still twisty and clever. I loved Florence and her motley crew who were so much better than the pitiful law enforcement. And that ending…definitely not cozy but very authentic and thought provoking. This was the proverbial page turner.

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(Thanks to NetGalley and Harlequin Audio for my complimentary copy. All opinions are my own.)
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2,239 reviews679 followers
February 26, 2025
Boy did that title really hit the nail on the head!

Boring, inane, and dumb might be the words to describe my reaction to this book.
but 🤦‍♀️!

Such an apt title for this slog though paragraphs that went nowhere, copious repetitions, with nowhere paragraphs and characters that were poorly developed. In other words, I was not a fan of this story.

Our main character, Selby finding herself locked in a freezer by a very bad guy, and with the help of her friend, Mackenzie, returns to calm and peace but then a note appears on her windshield sends her into a tizzy. With the entrance of an old age group who decide to start a pod cast believing themselves to be the second coming of Murder Inc., seemed promising but then again nothing. Oh! and Mackenzie's husband has vanished leaving her with a mountain of debt, so all fingers eyes, and toes point to him as the culprit.

With a promising start, this story went downhill rather quickly and left me shaking my head with a bit of eye rolling on the side. Disappointing!
Jan and I felt left down by this story so we don't recommend this story.
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554 reviews369 followers
April 23, 2025
This was an awesome listen on Libby. A multi-pov / multi-narration of three women. A disappearance and attempted murder start us off in this suspenseful mystery. Right out of the gate I was hooked.

The storyline was pretty good. The twist was unsuspected and I liked the anxiety the book gave me when I wasn’t sure if the perpetrator was going to get away with it. The way the story ties together was excellent. When you think it’s over, it’s not. Really well written and well done. I didn’t absolutely LOVE the book and felt it could have buttoned up a smidge better, so I only took off one star.

If you like face paced mysteries filled with speculation and suspense, this is a good one. It got me going for sure…
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195 reviews112 followers
January 14, 2025
Hooked from the very first page, Saraphina Nova Glass never disappoints. She has a unique way of blending humor with a dark, twisty thriller, and I am always here for it. When Shelby Dawson survives a harrowing attack that should have left her dead, she tries to move past it with the help of her friend MacKenzie. As she finally begins to feel safe in her hometown, a note appears on her car with the same threat her attacker made. Realizing that her nightmare is just beginning, new evidence surfaces as a well-meaning group of seniors causes the case to go viral.

Shelby isn't the only one with questions. Her friend MacKenzie's husband Leo also went missing that night. When she begins to look further into her finances, she discovers that Leo had been keeping secrets from her, with a history of debts, mismanaged funds, and hidden accounts, one of which is still active. Their suspicion that Leo is still alive intensifies when another person connected to Shelby goes missing. Caught in a race against time before her attacker becomes a killer, Shelby must act quickly.

I always enjoy Seraphina Nova Glass's work, and this was no exception. I was excited to be approved to read her latest thriller, and I am sure you won't be disappointed by this pulse-pounding domestic thriller.

Thank you Netgalley for this ARC in exchange for my honest review.
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1,107 reviews266 followers
December 4, 2024
I have enjoyed this author's books in the past and was stoked to read this one. It started off so good and immediately pulled me in. Unfortunately, the pace fizzled out throughout the middle. It was too slow moving for me. There are a lot of characters, and at times it was hard to keep track of them all. I did enjoy the old folks…but the actions of the police and the others, just got under my skin. Now, saying that, I did like the ending. It totally caught me off guard, and I love how it all came together. So although this wasn't my favorite by this author, I'll still be picking up her future books.

Thank you to the publisher and netgalley for the gifted copy in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.
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240 reviews81 followers
November 9, 2024
Firstly, if you’re like me and it’s a challenge to have lots of characters, know this book has LOADS of characters to remember. They are distinctive enough that I at least got the key players, but it was an uphill battle. I think audio book format might have been easier as each character would have a different tone. That said, this book was wonderful. It has a juxtaposition of cold and calculated acts with the wholesomeness of a tight community in a retirement home. You fall in love with everyone there! The mystery keeps you guessing although I had an idea of the “bad guy” I still didn’t have all the pieces yet that explained actions. I highly recommend!
Huge thank you to NetGalley for the ARC in exchange for my honest review.
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2,644 reviews2,021 followers
January 6, 2025
I always enjoy the authors books and while this wasn’t my favorite from her, it was still a pretty solid read for me. I think it was a bit of a departure from the authors previous books so maybe that’s why I didn’t connect to it as much, but I appreciate that she did something a little different than usual. There’s a lot of characters to keep track of here, you have the main ones, Shelby and Mack and then the random residents in the small town, and my favorites, the seniors who all live together in a care home. I loved them all, especially Florence and her meddling ways and their podcast was hilarious! As much as I enjoyed that plot line I think it made things feel a little silly at times, especially next to such brutal crimes being committed. The central mystery was compelling though and I was definitely invested in Mack and Shelby’s lives and situations and I didn’t quite predict how things would play out. If you like thrillers with a side of humor try this, it was a pretty fun ride.
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1,598 reviews1,869 followers
August 31, 2025
3⭐
Genre ~ psychological fiction
Setting ~ Minnesota
Publication date ~ February 11, 2025
Est Page Count ~ 331 (34 chapters)
Audio length ~ 9 hours 33 minutes
Narrators ~ Brittany Pressley, Stacey Glemboski, Petrea Burchard
POV ~ multiple 1st, present tense
Featuring ~ small town living, a bunch of characters to keep track of, amateur sleuths

Mack's hub, Leo, disappears the same night Shelby was attacked. Is this a coincidence or is something else going on?

Florence and Herb are our senior sleuths, and I loved them the most. And they have a podcast, how adorable is that! Will they figure out who the attacker is, or will the 'professional' be the one to figure it out?

Overall, not as fast paced, or as thrilling, as I had hoped, and certainly not my favorite by this author (that's On a Quiet Street), but it did hold my interest mostly. I very well could have taken a snooze if I was reading instead of listening.

Narration notes:
Yay for 3! All did great.

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512 reviews
January 31, 2025
Thank you so much to the author, publisher and NetGalley for providing me a gifted copy of this eARC.

Full review can be found posted on my Instagram @tab.talks.books in 5-7 days.
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445 reviews85 followers
January 28, 2025
❄️Fast-paced
❄️ mystery/thriller
❄️multiple pov
❄️ small town

Shelby is still recovering from an attack when she finds a message on her car that surely reminds her that it is still dangerous out there. Shelby is reminded that the small town that she once felt so safe in, she now feels anything but safe in. Her friend MacKenzie, who has been trying to help her move on, also has questions as he husband went missing that night of the attack.
Their small town bands together, and their case goes viral.
MacKenzie and Shelby delve deeper and begin to believe that leo is still alive right as another person goes missing. Shelby knows that she needs to get to the bottom of this before these missing person cases become murder cases.

Thanks to Netgalley, abs Harlequin Trade for the arc in exchange for my honest review.
Expected publication February 11,2025
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1,889 reviews1,020 followers
February 6, 2025
I enjoyed reading Nothing Ever Happens Here. It’s got a great mystery, and I honestly didn’t figure out who was behind everything until it was revealed at the end. I think the characters were solid as well and I loved the addition of the elderly residents from the senior living home. But did I take this novel seriously? Not at all. Despite the complicated nature of what was happening, the novel never felt super suspenseful. It almost felt like a cozy mystery to me- more laid back and fun rather than a “gripping thriller”. Maybe it’s because of the sleuthing seniors? Or the authors writing style? I’m not sure, but I never felt the urgency that one normally would in a thriller. In any event, it’s still a solid novel and I think many readers who have enjoyed the author’s novels in the past will like this one.

𝗠𝗬 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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310 reviews205 followers
February 15, 2025
I typically enjoy the number of characters in her books, but this time it felt a bit overwhelming. I even had to create a Google Doc to keep track of everyone, which says a lot. I decided to put it down at 50%.
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1,674 reviews381 followers
February 27, 2025
This story started out good. The mystery thriller started with Mac whose husband disappeared on the same night as Shelby being held hostage at Mac's cafe. She was left in the restaurant's freezer for dead but luckily was rescued in time. A year later, the bad guy resurfaced again with a threatening note on Shelby's car windshield. Her husband prepared her with a gun in the house for self defense. Mac, on the other hand deals with her husband's disappearance and possibilities of her being the killer who killed off her husband.

Then there's Florence who wants to do podcast to solve the crime as a way to reduce her chances from having dementia.

I lose interest with Florence and the lack of police searching for the killer especially when Shelby got attacked again and again with no official protection.

Thank you HTPHive for the opportunity to listen and review.
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503 reviews60 followers
September 30, 2024
This book has my jaw open quite a few times thinking WTF! We have some senior loving folks, one trying to find a hobby who decides she should start a true crime podcast. We have Mack whose husband Leo disappeared a year ago from suspicious circumstances. We also have Shelby, Mack’s friend, who has survived an attempted murder and feels like there is someone always watching her. There have been some unexplained deaths recently in their small town and now the gang is beginning to think there was foul play involved. The element of the seniors gave this book more of a cozy feel for much of the story, but don’t you worry, there were many thrilling parts as well!
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2,007 reviews261 followers
September 24, 2024
WOW!!!!

Nothing Ever Happens Here
By: Seraphina Nova Glass
Pub Date: Febrary 11, 2025
Publisher: Graydon House.

The past comes back to haunt Shelby Dawson.

Over a year ago she survived an attack which should have left her dead. She lives in Minnesota and is trying to get her life back together when an anonymous note shows up on her car. This is JUST THE BEGINNING! How can this be happening? This note has to be from her attacker.

A group of people are investigating as new evidence comes to light. This makes the case front and center, VIRAL. Shelby does not feel SAFE. She feels like she is being STALKED!

Leo, who is Mackenzie’s husband also vanished that night of the attack. Are they related?

Mackenzie delves into her husbands finances and discovers that one of his accounts is being used. She knew nothing about this. Could Leo be involved?
Now another person is missing! What the heck?

Another nail-bitter by Glass. When you THINK you know, GUESS again! No spoilers.

Thank you Graydon House and Thriller Book Lovers the Pulse for this advanced e-ARC.
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713 reviews167 followers
February 12, 2025
Nova Glass is an auto read author for me so I was so excited when Nothing Ever Happens Here became available! It was definitely a DROP EVERYTHING moment!

When I say Nothing Ever Happens Here opens with a bang, wow, am I not kidding. My jaw hit the floor. As a mother, I could honestly feel Shelby's distress as she realized her babies were trapped the car while she was completely helpless. It made a catastrophic situation all the more traumatic and emotional!

From there, Nova Glass weaves a tale of mystery and suspense. Shelby may have narrowly escaped with her life, but someone is not done with her. Meanwhile, her best friend's husband went missing on the same night of the attack, making it hard to believe the two incidents weren't related -- and maybe in the worst way. I appreciated that Mack and Shelby were able to maintain their friendship and trust in one another as they grappled with the unimaginable. It was a nice depiction of female friendship and resiliency.

I loved the crew at the Oleander and how invested in their community they were. The podcast bit added a nice touch and I liked how they each played detective in their own ways. There were quite a few characters but once we got to know them better, it was easier to keep track and everyone added something to the story.

This one kept me guessing and I bet it will fool a lot of readers! There were some good red herrings and I liked that the killer didn't feel obvious.

If you like a well-rounded cast of characters, mysteries with a true crime podcast spin, and a book that keeps you on your toes, I definitely recommend!

Thank you to THE PULSE for the advanced copy. Nothing Ever Happens Here releases February 11, 2025 and you don't want to miss it!
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758 reviews106 followers
March 6, 2025
A little over a year ago the small Minnesota town was traumatized when Shelby Dawson is attacked and narrowly survives. The same night, her best friend Mackenzie/Mac’s husband disappears without a trace. The townspeople have theories and gossip, but no evidence has emerged in either crime.

Shelby is scared when she gets a warning about that night, and other strange accidents occur to friends and family. At the same time, Mac discovers some information about her husband Leo that could help explain his disappearance. Both women are on the hunt for more clues.

I enjoyed the story and twists and turns. What added some fun was that Shelby runs a small senior living facility. They provide humor, but also jump in to help solve the crimes and keep their friends safe. The narration on the audiobook helped me to enjoy this. 3-1/2 stars rounded to 4.
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1,728 reviews3,173 followers
February 11, 2025
Thank you HTP Books for sending me a free advance reader’s copy!

Shelby Dawson survived an attack fifteen months ago in her small Minnesota town. She was left for dead but thankfully was found in the nick of time. On that same night, Shelby’s friend, Mackenzie, discovered her husband had gone missing. As both women attempt to move on with their lives, many questions remain. But if they go digging for the truth, they might not like what they find.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE was my first Seraphina Nova Glass thriller and I was pleasantly surprised by the humor as that’s not something you usually get with this genre. It was an added bonus and helped balance out the darker bits of the story.

The plot had me invested but there were some bumps along the way. It was tricky keeping track of some characters in my mind even as the story was hitting the home stretch. The author did keep me on my toes though and had me constantly second guessing the different theories I came up with in my head.

Overall a decent thriller that has motivated me to check out other books by this author.

3.25 stars

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837 reviews67 followers
March 22, 2025
3.5 Stars

Not the best book I've read from SNG.
A story of small town survival with a serial killer on the loose.
The story centers on two friends. Shelby and Mack. Also a seniors home with the pov of Florence. One of the residents.
Macks husband Leo is missing and after Shelby almost gets killed they think Leo is on the run.
All the characters look out for each other as they try to solve the mystery of who's doing the murders as they happen.
The ending was abit underwhelming but all in all enjoyable.
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