What a silly little story, but sort of entertaining in spite of itself. Young, somewhat dim, British model falls in love with a handsome Frenchman vacationing in England. Instalove turns to proposal and she happily accepts. He returns to France for business and she agrees to follow in a month. She does so and finds his family more than a little strange, especially his mother, Madame. In an attempt to win her over, our heroine agrees to wear the family veil, even though it is huge, heavy, thing that will ruin her chic wedding dress. Wedding over, big ass veil lifts and she finds that she is married to someone she has never seen, although he vaguely resembles her intended.
Rather than immediately putting a stop to the charade and catching a quick flight back to England, our heroine Kate, rebels against being tricked into marriage with a man she has never met, by wearing jeans instead of her lovely wedding suit to travel in. She intends to question him thoroughly, but is distracted when he plies her with yummy French food and wine and ends up sleeping peacefully in the back of his car as they motor off toward his home. Once at his home, which is much nicer than the dark, spooky chateau that was the ancestral home of her fiancee, she gets a few details about how, in order to keep Kate safe from insane and potentially dangerous mama, her intended and cousin Charles (her new husband) came up with this plot. Eventually, Charles informs her, her fiancee, Antoine will cowboy up, stand up to his mean mama and come and claim his bride. Kate wants to be outraged, but again, Charles plies her with excellent food, and booze, so she decides to go along with this scheme. When she feels like Charles is starting to get a little too friendly, her attempt to rebel again involves dressing casually and putting suntan oil in her hair to make it appear greasy. I am not kidding you folks, this woman has been lied to, deceived, and married off to a stranger, and this is how she fights back.
As you might expect, Kate starts to enjoy her life with Charles, suspects that she may even, GASP!, be falling in love with him, and decides not to fight it, since he has a nice house, lots of money and an excellent cook and wine cellar. This one wraps up exactly as you might expect.
Not the best that HQ has to offer, but not the worst way to kill an hour.