The recurring tagline in the book, “Time to Get Wet,” aged graciously. Anywho… this book is the final traditionally-bound book of the series before they started experimenting with fonts and styles and even artists, and was the final book of said style I was yet to read. To put this entry simply: it’s Camp Nightmare but at a water park. Mostly. I really enjoyed the first two-thirds of the story and I have little to complain about in that margin; the pacing is good, I like the writing (the author—Gloria Hatrick—‘s only other work for GoFS is Nightmare in 3-D, a banger imo), and I liked the mystery building up. It hit the familar beats towards Camp Nightmare with people disappearing, staff being off-putting, and the isolated feel. The setting is cool, too, being entirely set at Club Lagoona and the surrounding area. There’s some good elements/moments in the climax of the book, even if nullified entirely, and I enjoyed Tad’s hydrophobic dilemma, as it is ironic and it almost sounded like a parallel to queer people in some of his monologues (when the day comes and I find a queer-coded kids horror book, I will rave endlessly). But… the book had some stuff near the end that was atrocious. The climax hadn’t much a direction, with the only task being getting the fuck out of a certain location I can’t say for spoiler reasons. There’s a ton of mystery and you’d expect some answers as they try to get out, but you get none… and that’s thanks to the final ten pages. There’s a twist right before page 100 that nullifies the entire final third to be a complete waste of time for reading, and the ending afterwards is almost like the book laughing the readers face, saying “you’ll never get answers and the plot has barely even begun.” It’s an utter wet fart of a conclusion and I hated it. Also, the first two-thirds were a little derivative. Overall, 6.5/10. I enjoyed the first two-thirds for the most part and there’s some good in the climax albeit nullified, but the big reveal was a slap in the face and the final chapter was just an annoying ass flaunt, only to just end. Cluh Lagooner. Also just clocked this one didn’t even take place in Shadyside… wtf.