Even Zombies Hate Uggs

by Tide Yates

Your family is gone. Your friends are gone. Everything you have every loved in this world is gone. Well, everything but fabulous fashions left over from the pre-z apocalypse. Charlotte is a youngish woman who has survived a deadly plague and zombie attack! But instead of adjusting to the dangers of her new world, she's still focused on her old life of looking good and shopping. With her best friend, Gorg by her side, Charlotte routinely leaves the safety of her group to obtain material possessions. Her latest quest, the most coveted bag in the Western World, the Hermes Birkin bag. Will Charlotte be able to obtain it and retain all her limbs? In a "z" world, its anyone's guess! Vapid, shallow, and materialistic this out of place princess has a lot to learn if she wants to survive zombies and wearing last season's shoes!

52 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 12, 2014