I was at the library the other day and one of the adult section librarians asked me if I had read any of McKevett's books. I had no idea who she was talking about and said no. So she ran into the stacks, grabbed the first Savannah Reid mystery, stuck it with my stack of books on the counter and told the librarian who was scanning my books, "She wants this one too!"
Sigh.
I really didn't want to read it but in my experience it is better to stay on excellent terms with your local librarians. And I can't lie. And I know the next time I go into the library she's going to pounce on me and ask how I liked this book. While I have a really hard time lying I can stretch the truth, so as far as my local library is concerned, "I did read it and it was okay, though I'm not sure when I'm going to have time to read another one."
As far as you are concerned, dear Goodreads community, the most I can give this book is 1.5 stars. It was not terribly imaginative, the plot was ridiculously lacking in sophistication, and I just didn't care about the characters. There was a lot of language thrown around that was annoying and Savannah's "southern drawl" was awful, as was most of the vernacular the author employed. Atlanta (Savannah's sister younger by about 26 years) was an idiot, their mother was an even bigger idiot, and there is no way Savannah had grown up taking care of her 8 younger siblings (seriously, you can't have that much experience at child-care and still be as helpless as her). There were weird plot tangents and cliches abounded. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you get the idea.
The only reason this book doesn't get 1 star is because that is reserved for books I really hated, and this one? I just don't care enough to hate it. So the only good things that have come out of my reading this book are a) I can tell the librarian I did, in fact, read it and not have to blatantly lie, and b) I have been able to warn my fellow Goodreaders to not waste their precious reading hours on Southern Belle Savannah Reid (who lives in SoCal- wait, what the...?)