Can we....not?
First off, the plot is around this girl named Annabelle Taylor (tho she goes by Annabelle Maynard) as she goes to London to act like a slutty actress to shame her dad (who, fyi, she doesn't even know the NAME of) after her mom is hanged for killing the stepdad.
So instead of using her reasoning- daddy went to get the milk and abandoned by mom with a kid, but maybe it's my abusive stepdad fault she died and not his?- she decides.
-Im going to fuck up my birth dad's life!-
A, I wholeheartedly approve any chaos, regardless of how illogical.
B, wtf.
There were a bunch of characters with no relevance...?
Characters
Lord Somerset- Convenient fuck, incredibly stupid (minimum relevance)
Lord Charles- Just there to cause trouble and have a small wiener (miniscule relevance-like his dick)
Sir John- rake turned domestic man off page cause of a maid...? Yeah, idk too
Charity- Proud woman Annabelle views to be like an older sister before promptly making her into a maid who she talks down to. Wtf?
Aphra- queen bitch, love her, men suck
Colin- he can just go eat his own ass, the manipulative shit. He yelled at Annabelle, emotionally abused her, and we're supposed to root for him?
Walcaster- i don't even get him. He literally almost attacked Annabelle, but at the end, he's just a...normal guy? Who she forgives and accepts? Any man that can be violent toward me ain't getting anywhere near my kids
Moll Taylor- whore. That's it. She's apparently just a slut, even tho theater life was cutthroat back then, and if you didn't take a few protectors, you would die broke and used. She was villanized because she wasn't chaste and innocent like Annabelle, but she also didn't have a back out route like Annabelle. A safety net. Think about that for a minute.
King Charles- partying idiot (*frat boy*)
Rochester- Voldemort, but without the personality. Or teenage hotness
Lord Falkham- teasing friend, overprotective husband
Lady Falkham- convenient female friend there to show Colin has emotions and depth.
It was just a big mess. There were a lot of characters that didn't matter, a convoluted plot that pissed me off, characters that annoyed me, and the never ending lying and misunderstandings-
JUST HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION YOU TWATS
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNCTIONING ADULTS NOT HORMONAL ADOLESCENTS
ugh.
It was decent, I guess, but not the best. I wouldn't recommend, if you value your sanity.
I don't.