Killer clown, killer clown. On his blood-red sleigh, No escape, his twisted shape, You're all his to slay. Santa Claus has come to town. And his snowflake is not getting away.
"She was made to be mine. I've known it since I first laid eyes on her, and soon enough, she'll know it, too."
I received an advanced reader's copy in exchange for an honest review โ๏ธ๐
"Lucky? My snowflake doesnโt even know how lucky she is. Not yet."
Nova Kane just knows how to write Holiday Horror that keeps you sat from the very first page and this one is absolutely no exception. What a way to start the holiday season - We love to see it ๐๐โ๏ธ๐ Johnny has gotten his own holiday hallmark spin-off add in a bit of stalking horror and spice and you got the perfect Christmas recipe in my opinion. This book filled my Johnny need and it was just everything. So happy holidays everybody ๐ฅโ๏ธ
"Now, it's time for you to learn about the true spirit of Christmas."
You know how I love my themed playlists and this Christmas punk/rock playlist was so much fun!! So these are the songs that I added to Nova Kane's already amazing playlist (BTW I love when fluffy songs fit Dark Romances it just scratches a perfect itch in my brain honestly ๐๐)
๐ถ "All I Want for Christmas Is You" - My Chemical Romance ๐ถ "Last Christmas" - Loveless, Downer Inc., Kellin Quinn ๐ถ "gaslight" - Nessa Barrett ๐ถ "Circus" - Halocene ๐ถ "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - Halocene ๐ถ "Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell ๐ถ "Shivers" - No Resolve ๐ถ "Cravin' (Remixed)" - Stileto, Kendyle Paige ๐ถ "LET THE WORLD BURN" - Chris Grey ๐ถ "buy me presents" - Sabrina Carpenter ๐ถ "SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN" - Fefe Dobson ๐ถ "Santa Baby" - Wolf Alice ๐ถ "RUNRUNRUN" - Dutch Melrose ๐ถ "I Want It All" - Cameron Grey ๐ถ "I Feel You" - Depeche Mode ๐ถ "I Was Made For Lovin' You" - KISS ๐ถ "Kill Of The Night" - Gin Wigmore ๐ถ "HEARTBEAT" - Isabel LaRosa ๐ถ "Chills - Dark Version" - Mickey Valen, Joey Myron ๐ถ "Make Me Feel" - Elvis Drew ๐ถ "Chokehold" - Sleep Token ๐ถ "Eat Your Young" - Arankai ๐ถ "Animal" - Chase Holfelder ๐ถ "ALL ABOUT YOU" - Kaila Hoy ๐ถ "Gangsta - Harley Quinn & Joker Flashback Version" - Kehlani ๐ถ "Overnight x Le Monde" - surround, (((()))) ๐ถ "Beg" - Aryia ๐ถ "Desire" - MEG MYERS ๐ถ "Savage" - Bahari ๐ถ "Freak" - Doja Cat ๐ถ "COLD BLOODED" - Chris Grey ๐ถ "Twisted" - MISSIO ๐ถ "JENNIFER'S BODY - Sped Up" - PLVTINUM, Dutch Melrose, Chris Grey ๐ถ "Every Breath You Take" - Chase Holfelder ๐ถ "No Mercy" - Austin Giorgio ๐ถ "lovely liar" - Stevie Howie ๐ถ "Taste" - Ari Abdul ๐ถ "greedy" - Tate McRae ๐ถ "Walking On Sunshine" - Ice Nine Kills, Reel Big Fish ๐ถ "A Work of Art" - Ice Nine Kills, SHAVO ๐ถ "Carol of the Bells" - Ashnikko
And what's Christmas without a little spice? ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
"Come on, snowflake. Donโt lie to me. I can feel how badly you want to come."
"Beg me. Beg me to make you come."
"That's right. Take every inch of my cock baby. Use me."
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โ๏ธ Holiday Horror Novella โ๏ธ Stalker โ๏ธ Plus Size FMC โ๏ธ Dark Christmas Vibes โ๏ธ Masked Santa โ๏ธ She's Mine
This would've gotten four stars if it wasn't for the alley scene, I can't get over that, and like many people already said, it was so unnecessary and didn't add anything. But I'm glad Johnny got his own story, it was just as unhinged as he is.
JOHNNY BOY ๐ฅฐ๐ฉ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅต ugh i knew this man would ruin me for any other. something about his darkness just calls to me and i love him so much ever since โร la folieโ. this man CAN GET IT PERIODDDD
thank you so much nova kane for giving me the chance to arc read my favorite killer clown ๐ฅน๐ค whenever i feel like iโm getting in a slump, novaโs books are the perfect ways to rip me right out of one !!
if youโre a fan of dark erotic christmas romance novella, masked man, curvy fmc, getaway cabin, stalker, โyouโre mineโ, instant obsession, touch her and die โฆ this is so perfect !! it got me into a christmas/holiday mood while also getting me hot and panting ๐คค
johnny MY MANNNN ๐ this man was obsessed the moment he saw alaska at the ice skating rink. he just knew he had to have her. he was patient in waiting for the right time to strike !! like who doesnโt love when he jizz into a little locket and gifts it to you as a necklace ?! i suddenly want one ๐คช johnny always looked after alaska. he knows what she enjoys, what she wants, what she admires. the turn of control at the end had my legs TREMBLINGGG !! ugh i love him so much. iโm so happy he got a book ๐ฅน
alaska my sweet girl ๐ she felt her relationship with her current boyfriend, mark, suddenly took a deep turn the wrong way. she doesnโt feel anything for him anymore. mark doesnโt even give her the time of day. heโs always so dismissive toward her and she always felt like there was something sheโs missing. she always knew something was going on with him but she wanted to try to fix it. when she found out โฆ oh my god i just wanted to slap mark SILLY ๐ก but that guy got what he deserved. johnny doesnโt play when it comes to his little snowflake and he showed out !!! i love how alaskaโs dark side was brought out. she deserves so much love ๐ค
these two are so beautiful together. i canโt wait to see what else is in store for them because that ending has me like ๐ณ๐ what do mean the cabin is burned down ?? and montreal ??? SPRING SHOW ?!!? IโM READY TO BE RUINED NOVA KANE ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Oh Johnny, what a sexy little psycho you are! This was such a fun, gruesome, spicy little read and I was here for every page! Nova creates such messed up situations with the most dazzling characters you just canโt help but love in all their horrific glory. Iโve shays wanted a Christmas in a log cabin, but this was not how I envisioned my version!
3.5 โญ๏ธ Havenโt really got much to say about this one. This is a short (dark) Christmas read. I honestly love the fact Jonny still appreciated her even though she isnโt classed as a โnormalโ woman.
Itโs a real snow down, when thereโs a Santa clown ๐คช
Loved it, itโs a fast paced Christmas novella. Our FMC Alaska booked a trip away with her cheating boyfriend (she doesnโt know at that point). She senses someone is watching her, and sees shadows in her peripheral.
Meanwhile, our MMC Johnny, is creating a stir with his clown mask and Santa outfit, by stir I mean deleting ppl ๐คฃ It all comes to a head, with Alaskaโs boyfriend and Johnny makes her a couple of lovely Christmas giftsโฆ
Itโs a real quick Christmas read with all the stuff dark readers could wish for ๐คญ๐ช๐ฉธ
This was crazy and unhinged like all Nova Kaneโs books but I wanted so much more craziness from Johnny I had such high expectations for him from Cirque du desir I mean he was so crazy unhinged in it (itโs my own fault for those expectations) But I still liked him he was still crazy But it was fun and I loved how obsessed Johnny was with Alaska Also I would never see an icicle the same again also the locket it was wild af lol
Okay, well Mark was a dick. Ya canโt say he didnโt have that coming. lol however, little snowflake sure di give up that snatch easily. lol I guess when youโve been deflated for so long, any attention can be good if caught at the right time. Iโm curious what happened to them in Montreal. I hope things worked out.
Quick spicy read.
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Ho ho holy shit this was a fucked up dark and twisted Christmas novella ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ Nova does not play games when she writes these books. But damn if thereโs not something so hot about a guy just being so fucking obsessed with you he has to physically rip apart your piece of shit ex ๐ฌ๐ฅต
The book was kind of weird to me. I've got a few questions to ask.
How does he already know her name? How can you do the nasty when the man hasn't taken a shower in a while? How can she just be so accepting of some things?
When you look up the definition for unhinged, Johnny's photo will be right next to it.
He carried this book right until the very end!
That necklace gift is so unhinged, but yet I want ๐ซ ๐ฆ
*when I say 4โญ๏ธ for Johnny, I mean he is a 10, but the FMC just fell flat for me in the sense that I did not get her compatability with Johnny. I was cool with her until she started acting scared ๐ B you accepted that necklace so fast, and now you running from a love kill ๐ค
If he ain't giving me a glitter come pendant necklace! Then I don't want him!! ๐๐
Wow I have to say Nova Kane I really do like the softer side of Johnny!!!! Yes he was abit more chill and tamed in Slay All The Way but I loved seeing a different side of him. We all know how unhinged and crazy he can be but this Santa Johnny has a soft spot now and his eyes & heart are set on Alaska โค๏ธ I can't wait to see him reunite with the whole gang and bring Alaska into his world!
Thought Iโd read this as a holiday read and wow was I disappointed. Only reason it wasnโt a DNF was because it was so small.
It was so unbelievable and I feel like it tried too hard to be โshockingโ. The alley scene wasnโt even necessary and who wouldnโt report a Santa in a creepy clown mask.
Then he turned her boyfriend she apparently loved into a chopped up human snowman and she didnโt even care. The MMC then has a flash back to his parents wanting to keep up appearances and for him to win a snowman contest. Obviously that would make someone murder for fun and chop up someone.
Also when heโs โwatching herโ she says that she unpacks the candles she packed. Who the f packs candles?!?!?!
Of course after she finally meets him face to face after he turned her ex in a corpse snowman, why wouldnโt she be turned on. Then afterwards he makes her a bath like itโs a hallmark movie and adds vanilla to it, sheโs all โyou rememberedโ. I just couldnโt handle it.
The plot didnโt make sense. The attraction was unbelievable and rushed. I canโt believe I wasted over an hour on this.
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This was a miss for me. From the writing to the plot to the characters, nothing worked. I enjoy dark romance, but I draw the line at SA. The alley scene felt not only unnecessary but also incredibly uncomfortable to read. As for Alaska and Johnny, theyโre not a match made in heavenโtheyโre a match made in hell, and not in a way that makes you root for them. He practically kidnapped her and assaulted her. If I couldnโt forgive what happened in the alley with that man, thereโs no way I can forgive this. I totally get that this is a novella, but Iโve read shorter stories that still manage to flesh out the characters. Here, we never really got to know them, which made it impossible to care about their story. If youโre considering picking this up, Iโd recommend saving your time and choosing a different Christmas readโI wish I had.
i finally got a peek in seeing johnny & his little snowflake alaska these two are so compatible, cutest thing is him being santa & gifting her a special locket
alaska reserves a getaway cabin with her high maintenance bf who couldnโt care less about giving her any love or attention, sheโs too sweet like girl leave him if you donโt feel validated !! anyways, johnny eyes her at a ice skating rink and when he finds out how her bf treats her he patiently waits for the right moment to strike
i loved johnny more in cirque du dรฉsir, he was a lot more manic there, the things heโs done is still branded on my mind till this day !!
another unhinged blood soaked banger by nova, this is perfect to cleanse your soul during the christmassy holidays
main scenes that slayed for me is alaska masturbating using an icicle & them burning down the cabin at the end because that gave me major nostalgia when burning down the circus in cirque du dรฉsir, slayyyy
You know how sometimes you finish a book and you ask yourself what you just read but then you also question yourself because you liked it... yeah that's this book.
This is my first Nova Kane book and let's just put it this way, it would be my last! Our MMC is Santa Johnny. Yes, he is a serial unaliver psychopath who walks around in a Santa suit and a clown mask. Oh he also lurks in the shadows stalking our FMC Alaska and guess what? She loves it. And why wouldn't she. She is currently in a relationship with a man who is cheating on her, so the attention she receives from her shadow is thrilling. And how romantic is it that Santa Johnny turns her boyfriend into a fun and festive snowman ๐ haha like I said, this one is questionable but I thoroughly enjoyed my time reading it.
I also want to mention that this one includes the inappropriate use of an icicle. Not only do I have questions but I also fear I will never look at an icicle the same way. And for that I can thank Nova Kane.
PLEASE for the love of god, check your triggers before reading this one because there are a lot of questionable things that happen in this one but if you can stomach that ho ho ho Santa Johnny is lurking in the shadows waiting for you!
You should read this book if you like: - Erotic Horror - Masked MMC - Stalker - Novella
i ate this up! i read it in a few hours. it was short and spicy. the perfect book to get you in the mood for christmas ๐ but not gonna lie, going into this book i was scared ๐คฃ johnny is scary okay?! like i love him but he is an absolute menace in the cirque du desir series. (iโve only read the first 2 books) BUT i will say he was tame in this oneโฆ yes even tho he was still a psycho, he was calmer? like we got to see a softer side of him.. soft and sweet the johnny way of course. ๐คญ iโm excited to read the last book of the cirque du desir series now and see more of johnny and alaska!
โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ I've never expected to see the softer side of Johnny! What a treat that was!
If you are familiar with Cirque Du Dรฉsir Series, then you know, Johnny. And if you know Johnny, you don't want to miss this story. I've said it before, he is one of my favourite psychopathic and unhinged book boyfriend's how could I not see him getting a girl ๐
I'll keep keet it simple. This is a dark erotic story with a graphic description of mรผrder in typical Nova's style. Johnny isn't morally grey he is full-on darkness. Man on the mission with an eye set on his prize, his "little snowflake," waiting for a perfect moment to get what belongs to him. Alaska didn't have a chance, but did she really even consider not give into Johnny's madness... What was a huge surprise for me here is the side of Johnny I didn't know existed. The sweet and caring moments were unexpected yet fit perfectly. Don't get me wrong, it was still crazy and bloody, but you wouldn't have our kilยทler clown any other way.
This is a perfect dirty Christmas read. If you like a bit of darkness and chaos this upcoming holiday season, then grab yourself a copy ๐คก
Killer clown who dresses like Santa and watches her through a window? Not really a fan of clowns but Iโm a fan of Johnny so Yes please.
Honestly at this point I only want recs with unhinged possessive mmcs.
He literally builds a snowman using her exโs body parts. He buys her a necklace she was looking at but put down. HE REMEMBERED THE BUBBLE BATH SCENT SHE LIKES.
If he wanted to he would. I would like a Johnny please and thank you.
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Iโm a hoe-hoe-hoe for Johnny Claus. Nova has done it YET again. This little holiday short is a bloody hot mess, in the best way possible.
What I like best is that Johnny finally found his person, and I canโt wait to see what happens next. I think what I like most about all the MMCs Nova has written is that they see their women for what they are worth, and show them exactly how desirable they are despite the flaws that they see in themselves.
If youโre looking for a quick holiday read, that has some stabby happy moments, st@lking, and interesting use of an ornament necklace thatโs filled with spice and a MMC that gives off major touch her and ๐ vibes along with ๐ฅ the world for her vibes, then this is for you.
YOOOOO THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT???? im so unhinged for sitting blushing & giggling over this but guess what? I DONT CAREEEEEE i loved this ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก it was giving terrifier 3!!!! woof woof woof