You can understand the thinking: it's been a long time since Iron Man was a remotely essential read, so if nobody in comics seems to know what to do with him, why not get a journalist on the tech and national security beat who fancies diversifying, see what he can bring to the table? Unfortunately, Spencer Ackerman opens by having Tony Stark's company – of which, we're reminded, he's only just regained control after the last time this happened – snatched away from him by a dastardly alliance of corporate rivals and supervillains. Again. And he's lost access to all his armours so has to make a new one. Again. I would compare it to those instances where some litfic numpty stomps on to science fiction turf and then insists they're not writing science fiction while presenting eg 'but what if a robot – had feelings?' as the most radically unprecedented idea going, but it's not even that, because the story here will intermittently acknowledge that this is familiar territory, refer back to recent issues, so there's no excuse. Also, of course, in the litfic analogy the editor is usually as wilfully ignorant as the writer, whereas here it is being handled by comics professionals who you'd have thought might have gently pointed out how hackneyed it all is. Except apparently they're not even capable of making sure that the collection includes the final page of the opening issue, with the climactic reveal of the new armour, so I guess I shouldn't expect too much from them. That story eventually resolves itself via some Marenghi-level subtext about corporate America's willingness to make deals with the devil, before we move on to a similarly subtle story about Definitely Not ICE in Chicago, including plenty of speechifying about America's sins coming home to roost delivered at such a pitch of clunkiness that even Chode Noncey would probably be muttering 'Oh do give over' under his breath. Running in the background: lots of magic stuff that doesn't really feel like it fits an Iron Man story, not least because Iron Man keeps exclaiming how much he hates magic. Also, a new suit AI called Iron.GPT that's as cheerily inept as real-world versions, which would be a great idea for a comedy sketch but is both trying and implausible as an ongoing element in an actual Iron Man comic. Oh yeah, and Tony's got a stupidly giant sword now, because the nineties revival, I guess? The last Iron Man run I attempted, Cantwell's, was dreary. But it looks like Demon In A Bottle or Extremis next to this clusterfuck.