ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 0.75/5
Y'all better give me an A+ for the effort I put in to write this...feel free to show your gratitude by telling me how awesome I am...ok, thanks!!
10 reasons I couldn't rate this higher:
1. The concept in theory was good. They have a one-night-stand and get stranded at sea. I was very intrigued after reading the blurb and I requested the book from the library because I needed to see what was going to happen. I've read a book before where they got stranded somewhere and I liked it, so I thought that I would enjoy this too. Unfortunately, I didn't really end up loving the execution. The idea sounds great and maybe it could have been enjoyable.
2. The boat. The first scene opens up with them being confused about who owns the boat they are on. She thinks her friend does. He says that he does. What pissed me off is that this girl doesn't even own the boat and she was like "this is my friend's boat, get out". Girl, she could have sold it, she's not going to tell you everything in her life. She quite literally was 3 seconds away from throwing a tantrum. She's 31. I'm literally a decade younger exactly, and at 21, I wouldn't even think about doing that. Literally even a teenager or a child wouldn't do that. So, just based off that, I disliked her character. A LOT.
3. Their "romance" was not romance. Whoever is calling this love is going to get judged by me. I will not outwardly judge you, but inside, very much so. It was trauma bonding at its core. Now listen, we love when characters share their vulnerabilities and the other person makes you feel validated, but there has to be some kind of underlying relationship. Sorry to break it to you, but trauma bonding ≠ love or a relationship.
4. The age gap being shoved down our throats. I've said this before and I will continue to say it. Age gap is only hot when it is not over emphasized and when the characters truly behave their age. What makes it annoying and VERY creepy is when the characters keep mentioning it over and over again. I got it the first time, I am aware they have an 8 year age gap and she's older than him.
5. The characters were insufferable. Neither of them behaved their age and they both behaved like children. Especially Lexi because she was supposed to be 31. I'm not 31, neither do I know any 31-year olds, but I have to guess that is not how they act. Their personalities often didn't work with their age and how I expected their maturity levels to be at. I mean, I'm not expecting them to be super mature and I do like when characters are chaotic and fun, but there are limits to what I can overlook.
6. She kept referring to him as "kid". In the span of one chapter, she goes between getting scared because she's stranded with a man that she doesn't know because there's the possibility that he might harm her and then literally calling him a kid. Which is it lady? That almost sounds like she's infantilizing him and it makes me wonder why she even hooked up with him after knowing that he's younger than her.
7. It was kind of long. I got bored after a little bit and I felt like there was a little bit of filler than I had to skim. I think if those fillers focused more on building a genuine connection without the trauma bonding aspect, then maybe I could have seen them having a relationship. I needed them to build a relationship slowly. It is possible, especially because they are stranded, so maybe more moments between them in a different light could have helped? Also their personalities being more age appropriate along with that could have helped as well.
8. They said "I love you" on the eleventh day. Ok, this is me probably being petty, but they've known each other for under 12 days and they're confessing their love. Please, tell me that's I'm not insane for thinking that this is not normal. I wish they spent more time actually figuring each other out, because I don't know if they really, truly love each other. Being in strange situations does something to your brain and you might feel like you feel a certain way, but what if it was just that, situational?
9. I don't see the relationship lasting. I can see that they might love each other when they were on that boat, but in the real-world, it seemed unlikely. Well, considering the drama that was also present when they were finally found and the fact that they didn't communicate, I can't see it. Sorry.
The last one...and hold your breath guys, because it was a lot to take in.
10. He's the best friend's baby daddy. WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT SO BAD. How tf am I supposed to picture him as her love interest when he has a literal child with the friend? Oh, and we can't forget the fact that he didn't know about this child for so long bc her friend basically was selfish. Gave me the ick so bad.
Here's how I believe this woman's relationship needs to work in Java because I needed something to do with my brain.
public class CurrentRelationshipStatus {
public static void main(String[] args) {
String Zeke = "friend's baby daddy";
String position = "friend's baby daddy";
if (Zeke == position) {
System.out.println("He should be off-limits to you!");
} else {
System.out.println("Feel free to date him!");
}
}
}
ughhhh, formatting in Goodreads is pissing me off, but she should end up in the if part of the statement, which means HE SHOULD BE OFF-LIMITS TO HER!!
I rest my case. 🫡
square 3: includes a boat ✔︎
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0.75/5!! yeah, no bc ummmmm wtf please 🌚 rtc