This is a novelette about an averagely irregular family and their dramatically senseless interactions with the residents of a sleepy town Cavali. There is the element of comedy, satire, mystery and forced reading in this fictional autobiography of one of the characters of the story as he or she takes the readers on a journey involving a serial robber/ killer, a police investigation, a tennis tournament, an adoption and a music lesson in a lonely castle, with a laugh or two served on the side. How are they all connected? Are they all connected? Why...That's too many unnecessary questions. Right?....There I did it again!