Airpeen

by Holly Wilde

Sentient Air It's a place where wine is served at no extra cost, and so are the passengers.
Work trips are stressful, and this last one was no exception. Thank goodness for the ability to upgrade to the Exclusive Section.

Learn about where turbulence really comes from as you share the flight with Cushy, your very own Sentient Air Chair. He can show the the ropes, and help keep you entertained as you hang around. If you're really good, he may just invite some friends to join the party!

Thank you for choosing Sentient Air, we hope you enjoy your flight.

Genres: Novella, Smut, Adult, Erotica, Short Stories, Humor, Spicy

39 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 1, 2024

About the author

If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here.

Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you.

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Reviews

[Kristina · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holly Wilde is the dark mistress of puns, this was as insane as it was hilarious.

But even though this is a weird bit of sentient comedy erotica, it’s also very educational. It taught me so much about air travel that was previously such a mystery.

So many of my questions were covered, for example:
1. What is turbulence and how does it occur?
2. Why should you keep your tray in its upright position when not in use?
3. Why is first class so pricey, what do they get up to there?
4. Why is it called a landing strip?

Honestly, this is a must read before your next trip, but don’t read it during, because the seats, they know things. 😱 ✈️ 💺🍆

[Sonia · Rating 4 out of 5]

Air travel will never be the same…

Did I really rate this “masterpiece” the same amount of stars that I rated classics like Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, The Crucible and others?

Why yes… yes I did 🤣💅

Because this was an experience 🤡
And much like the pun-loving Shakespeare, I couldn’t look away, even when I tried 🤣👀

This book is a PUN-FILLED masterpiece…

Other things are filled too, but I’m not gonna name those just yet 🤭

Just know that when you open this book, you’ll embark on a turbulent ride… pun VERY intended 🤣

And hopefully you’ll leave satisfied 🤣

The heroine “Princess” gets on a Sentient Air ride, not knowing what she’s getting into…
Or…
Should I say…
What ends up getting into HER 👀🤣

This plane ride becomes one of the most satisfying life-experiences she’s ever experienced…
And her satisfaction is guaranteed 😉 🔥

What I liked/loved: potential spoilers
—PUNS, PUNS and more PUNS 🤣.

—the true meaning of a turbulent ride 🤣

—COMFY seats? Oh yeah 😉 these seats are meant for pleasing 🥵

—tray tables have more than one use 😉

—oxygen masks have useful strings for tying 👀

—Cushy, Plush, and Snug 👀. The more the merrier 😅

—the 🔥. Uffff… it’s one HUUUUUGE (ahem… that’s what she said) scene where there’s lots of 🔥🥵 💦 💺✈️🍆💦🔥🥵😅going on

—sharing is caring 🫠

What I wanted more of:
—some diagrams 🤣

—more 💦 that she personally experienced 😅. O denial isn’t always my jam 😅

Overall, this was a fun read 👏🏻. I’ll never look at seats the same again 🤡

⚠️safety squad⚠️
-I don’t know what to say here 🤣
-no cheating/owd/omd
-sharing: um… there’s sharing between chairs and objects 🫣
-praise kink/double p/anal play/anal/edging/biting/hand necklace/dirty talk/spanking/choking/triple p
-no condoms 🤣 it’s safe to say she won’t be getting an STD 🤡

[Evie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Sometimes...... the curiousity wins....

This is....not good...yet also kind of great?

.......why choose airplane seat erotica.

..............I can't believe I just typed those words in that order 😂😂😂

[ReneeReads · Rating 3 out of 5]

Sometimes you need to read something for *Science*.

[Vanessa · Rating 4 out of 5]

please don’t tell my therapist about this

[becs 🌻🌸🌷 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Idk what to rate this lmaoo but the turbulence? 10/10

[Jenn · Rating 2 out of 5]

We just aren't going to talk about the fact that I read this.

[Ashley · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was one of those squirrel/glitter moments. 🐿✨️
I had to know, obviously...
Terrible, yet also hilarious.

The names killed me 😂 Strap in, it's definitely a ride

[Анастасія ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ · Rating 2 out of 5]

Занадто крінжово.

[alikpo (Alina)]

нет, мне не стыдно в этом признаться
это было одним из самых уморительных чтив в моей жизни
не знаю, с чего я орала и ору до сих пор больш🤣🤣🤣
серьезно, прочитайте это, это НАСТОЛЬКО СМЕШНО…САМЫЕ СМЕШНЫЕ 39 СТРАНИЦ В МОЕЙ ЖИЗНИ🤣🤣🤣

[Luce · Rating 4 out of 5]

Honestly, this was pretty good…

[Bon]

lmao if you saw this and thought hmm a Bon read, you're right it's on the TBR now

[Emily · Rating 5 out of 5]

You know what? Not no.

[cey ♡ · Rating 1 out of 5]

“talk about complimentary nuts, am i right, babe?” was a WILDE line

[Evoli · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well... This was uhm ✨something✨
(I laughed a lot... probably as a coping mechanism)
Honestly, should have stayed curious LMAO
(I was not ready to read about intercourse between our FMC with initially inanimate airplane seats that suddenly come to life and start pleasing her, goodnight-)

[Kennedy · Rating 1 out of 5]

This was sooooo stupid LMAOO!! One star for making me laugh a couple of times. Thank you Courtney for sending it to me 🤣

[Audrey ✨ · Rating 3 out of 5]

The hell did I just read

[Rheathebookwormdreamergirl · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was wild from start to finish, and I couldn't be happier that I read this! What an excellent book!

[Meagan Grauel · Rating 3 out of 5]

Jesus. I might need Jesus after reading this. It was a whole lot of confusing and really fucking weird. 33 pages of really fucking weird, so the author really managed to pack it in there.

It’s about a woman who is taking a flight on Sentient Air (see what they did there?) and has upgraded to the VIP area. Once the plane reaches altitude, the chairs come to life and rail their passengers. The FMC in this book gets railed by three different chairs, in some pretty physics defying positions. The FMC has literally no questions and just lets them fuck her as they please. But no worries - it’s a damn orgy in the plane and everyone else in this VIP area is also getting defiled by their chairs.

The author describes the chairs as having hands and at one point, a chair bites the FMC, so they must have mouths too. But then goes back to referring to parts as arm rests, etc. so it was confusing - do the chairs transform into men or stay chairs and develop human like characteristics?

Their dicks are mini versions of the plane? I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it sure as shit wasn’t that. And their jizz is cloud like contrails and tastes like honeysuckle? What the hell?
I can get behind all that, plane dicks and weird cum and all. But what I can’t get behind is anal WITHOUT any kind of preparation. Just rams right in and it’s stated that the chair “glides right in.” The fuck it would! Also - she says that she has trouble blowing one mini plane dick, but then another chair joins in and she can magically fit both of them into her mouth/throat??! Not possible.

I guess it was pretty creative in terms of sentient chair smut, but a lot of it seemed impossible when you think about the physical logistics of how that would go down. Just weird all around, but entertaining! Try it, I guess?

[Cristina · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sighs...I’m freaking wheezing 🤣

Fasten your seatbelts; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Zero plot; just vibes and pun-filled heaven.

The FMC returns from a work trip, exhausted, and wants to upgrade her plane ticket? Reasonable. Makes sense.

She loves a steamy audiobook? Queen behavior. Also makes sense.

She loves getting tag-teamed by THREE sentient airplane seats with 11-inch miniature models of the plane as their appendages whose names are Cushy, Plush, and Snug? Sounds about right. Because sharing is caring.

It’s a “why choose” situation, but make it ergonomic!

These chairs don’t just recline; they dominate, degrade, and are surprisingly very in tune with the human body. They whisper sweet filth directly into your soul.

And the flight attendants would have to agree.

Oxygen masks are truly only useful for one thing. Forget breathing. Why not be tied up!

I can’t be upset that the female protagonist accepted her fate to be railed by chairs. If these are the perks of upgrading plane seats, enjoy the ride, but also, how is this sanitary?

5/5 for originality
5/5 for complete unhinged, chaos

So, I guess welcome aboard!

[Robyn G · Rating 5 out of 5]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the name please.. Airpeen 😭

Honestly Holly Wilde books are a ride. A fun ride.
Like what you see is what you get and the names never disappoint.
Airplane seats. Cushy, Plush and Snug.
I mean they really know how to make the flight as comfortable and pleasurable as possible.
Honestly the vibes was amazing, funny and plenty of puns!
Man what a ride.
My fellow weird book readers get ready to fly with Sentient Air!

“Might as well enjoy all the perks that this flight has to offer,”

I never thought an armchair could be so commanding, but I am ready to obey.

I’ve never felt so desired, so wanted, and these Sentient Air Chairs are fulfilling me, body and soul.

[Phoebe · Rating 4 out of 5]

Airpeen
By: Holly Wilde
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4/5
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Ummmmm. Yeah. The title of this book pretty much sums up everything you need to know. It’s pure spice. This book definitely adds a spin on the mile high club. The spice is very detailed. With it being only 33 pages it was worth the read to figure out what was truly going on. What you are imagining is probably correct. All I can say is buckle up.

[ladybreww · Rating 3 out of 5]

why choose airplane romance

I cannot believe I just wrote that sentence. I have so many logistical questions. The turbulence was clever. I'm not sure why or how I expected the entire nose of the plane to do the boinking but that's where my head went.

The aftercare was supreme.

[Alicia (AtlantiaReads) · Rating 3 out of 5]

Honestly a hilarious experience. Read as a joke. Had fun reading this. (Judge me if you like 🤣)

[Maggie Gillis · Rating 3 out of 5]

Weakest of all Holly Wilde books thus far. Impressed with the 42 total puns but it took hours for us to get through. True score is a 3.75 due to the fact I can never fly the same again

EDIT: Holly Wilde we need you on the podcast 🙏🙏

[Arianna ✨ · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is… something 💀 very creative & punny but also just very odd lol

[Libbie · Rating 3 out of 5]

I didn't hate this one it was actually quite fun. 😂

Certainly in the wtf category but 🤷 I've read a lot worse

[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 bc the egg was so good and this is almost as good but not quite

Ugh an absolute delight. Pretty hot and very fun!

I have follow up questions but I do not want them answered.

[Melinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

This has been all over my feed and with very good reason! Airpeen is one of my favorite sentient object romances I’ve ever read. I had such a fun time reading this one and I feel like I need a physical copy to display. Good news! My paperback copy will be here on Tuesday! Flying is never going to be the same. Just going to be hoping Cushy whispers in my ear. The spice was way hotter than it had any right to be, I mean it was smut with airplane seats. There were so many great puns too! These 37 pages had it all! All the stars to Holly Wilde! My new queen of weird erotica!

[Kayla · Rating 1 out of 5]

What did I just read