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350 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 24, 2014
"In the nineties, he (B.G. Thomas) wrote for gay magazines but stopped because the editors wanted all sex without plot. "The sex is never as important as the characters," he says. "Who cares what they are doing if we don't care about them?'"


“What does Buddhism say about dishonesty?”
“What do you mean by that?” “You know exactly what I’m talking about. We spotted each other the second I walked into your class.” Max went pale. God. Oh God oh God.
“Oh, like you never went pee-pee in the sink!”
Wyatt waved his hands flamboyantly. “Why else even have a dick, if you can’t make the world your urinal?”
Asher’s fault. That son of a bitch. Why in the world did I ever let him in my life? How did I ever fall for the asshole? And to misquote Brokeback Mountain, he wished he could quit the man.
There were gay people next door: a whole passel of them, it seemed. New gay people he could talk to besides his motley crew of freaky friends – sluts, pessimists, and New Age crazies all. Not that he didn’t love them, of course- (except for that fuck Asher)
“Because… it’s just this job of mine. I used to like it, and then I came to hate it. Hate it. I mean, a bunch of us have started calling it Horror House instead of Horrell & Howes.”
“And Tom Daly came out recently,” Armel said, “The adorable little Olympic swimmer who was denying it.”
[Max and Logan]
Is this happening? It was like something out of The Twilight Zone. Max could almost hear the theme song in his head.
“You are, aren’t you? Well stop it. And if you did make me gay, then thank you.”
Twilight Zone. Dah, dah, dah-dah. Dah, dah, dah-dah…
[Logan telling him just how gay Max was]
“Like when we watch Hawaii Five-0. Every time Steve McGarrett takes his shirt off you are, like, glued to the screen.”
What he couldn’t be was what he truly wanted. Sloan wanted forever. He didn’t want to be some man’s “mistress”. And he didn’t want to help anyone cheat.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Wyatt crossed his arms over his belly. “I most certainly am not fat!”
“Of course not,”Scott shot back. “I can see your six-pack from here, all six cans of it.”
Chapter Forty-Six
The next week was hell.
[End of Chapter, loved that one ]
[Wyatt watches Max’ wife Lauren through the kitchen window]
He plopped down between Asher and Scott.
“Wow. She is gorgeous.”
“Tell me,” Sloan said.
“And I mean really gorgeous. Like movie-star gorgeous. Like she could be doing ads for toothpaste commercials. She could be walking the runways at –“
“Enough!” cried Sloan. “Jeez!”