Caked

by Holly Wilde

"I drop down on my knees and silently make a wish. 'I want to have my cake, and eat it too,' I whisper to the quiet room."Caked is the second book in a series of short stories about three friends who all celebrate their thirtieth birthdays together. We catch up with the group as they celebrate Michelle’s birthday with a massive seven foot cake carved into the shape of a man. Once his candle is blown out, he comes to life and helps Michelle make her birthday one to remember. Any birthday wish can come true in this cabin, and it certainly does. Because after all, who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

Genres: Smut, Novella, Erotica, Adult

Unknown Binding

About the author

If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here.

Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you.

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Reviews

[Kristina · Rating 4 out of 5]

Holly Wilde ate and left no crumbs, and frankly, so did Mr. Cake-man 🎂

When I was in pastry school, I dreamed of one day making a cake so beautiful that someone would want to fuck it. Ok I didn’t, that never occurred to me, but it occurred to Ms. Wilde and now we can read about it.

Try it out, have a laugh, have a cringe or two, or three, it’s 28 pages of pure, unhinged fuckery which is exactly what it should be. But be advised, if there is a way for a cake-man to pound (cake pun intended) a human woman, it was covered in this. 😂 Also, there is foot stuff. This is a gross sex comedy being gross.
Four Michelin stars for the sheer insanity that is this book.

[scar! . *. ⋆ (Johnny kavanaghs version) · Rating 1 out of 5]

LMAO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY RIGHT NOW

[Andrea Wen · Rating 3 out of 5]

So funny... and weird. So unexpected... and weird. What was this?!

[Marissa]

I can deal with the surprise foot fetish but what I couldn't handle was HIM LOSING HIS NOSE IN HER VAGINA AND THEN HER FISHING IT OUT AND EATING IT

[Salma]

this was…umm… interesting 🤣🤣

[Suzanne · Rating 4 out of 5]

Once again a great ready by Holly. She’ll be a great guest on the podcast coming later this year. I love the puns and different cake flavors she brought into the book. Even though I knew the trigger warnings, the ending left me a little sad.

[Kimbot the Destroyer · Rating 3 out of 5]

Unhinged Porn Friday: Birthday Edition.
This one took a turn into body horror and some truly humorous imagery.
I whispered aloud, "Omg...don't eat that." (She ate it)

[aly 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏 · Rating 3 out of 5]

for goodness cakes, this was a fun read 🧁 but uh … she got candle wax in her meow meow and she’s just chill with that?

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you want another WTF book just for laughs and giggles.. this is one.

Mitchell is celebrating her birthday like she did with Mia her friends gift her a man cake haha and well let’s say she bangs it. That’s all I’m saying lol


Recommend-yeah
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶

Food play
Wax play
Praise
Spankings
Cum play
Foot play
Many Os

[Ryn Meagher · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book Review: Caked by Holly Wilde

If you think cake is just dessert, Caked by Holly Wilde will change your mind in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways! The book is loaded with witty cake puns and jokes that had me laughing out loud.

And the steamy scenes involving cake—well, let’s just say, these characters don’t stop at eating it. With each new flavor, Mister Cake Man proves he’s the ultimate lover, and I was in utter hysterics, holding my ribs as he served up layer after layer of deliciousness.

If you’re in need of laughs, swoons, and some seriously sweet fun, Caked is the perfect pick-me-up.

[Conner · Rating 4 out of 5]

Pray for this woman’s imminent yeast infection.

So much to say. Too horrified to put it all into words. Other than cake man’s nose breaking off inside her hoohah, my favourite bit might be when she squirts so hard she dents his cake face and gives him dimples. The author is a genius.

[Jess]

Don’t ask

[Patty · Rating 1 out of 5]

We were doing…okay…until the feet and aggressively eating him while he was still inside her. Why do I do this to myself?!

[becs 🌻🌸🌷 · Rating 3 out of 5]

This one was a bit weirder not gonna lie, I’ll stick to the bear

[Steph’s Lit(erary) Adventures]

I DONT WANT ANY JUDGEMENT. IT WAS FOR THE MEMES.

[Hijinx Abound]

What the fuck did I just read?

[Booksta · Rating 4 out of 5]

ᥴᥲkᥱძ іs 𝗍һᥱ sᥱᥴ᥆ᥒძ ᑲ᥆᥆k іᥒ ᥲ sᥱrіᥱs ᥆𝖿 sһ᥆r𝗍 s𝗍᥆rіᥱs ᥲᑲ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝗍һrᥱᥱ 𝖿rіᥱᥒძs ᥕһ᥆ ᥲᥣᥣ ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍ᥱ 𝗍һᥱіr 𝗍һіr𝗍іᥱ𝗍һ ᑲіr𝗍һძᥲᥡ 𝗍᥆gᥱ𝗍һᥱr. ᥕᥱ ᥴᥲ𝗍ᥴһ ᥙ⍴ ᥕі𝗍һ 𝗍һᥱ gr᥆ᥙ⍴ ᥲs 𝗍һᥱᥡ ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍ᥱ mіᥴһᥱᥣᥣᥱ’s ᑲіr𝗍һძᥲᥡ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥲ mᥲssі᥎ᥱ sᥱ᥎ᥱᥒ 𝖿᥆᥆𝗍 ᥴᥲkᥱ ᥴᥲr᥎ᥱძ іᥒ𝗍᥆ 𝗍һᥱ sһᥲ⍴ᥱ ᥆𝖿 ᥲ mᥲᥒ. ᥆ᥒᥴᥱ һіs ᥴᥲᥒძᥣᥱ іs ᑲᥣ᥆ᥕᥒ ᥆ᥙ𝗍, һᥱ ᥴ᥆mᥱs 𝗍᥆ ᥣі𝖿ᥱ ᥲᥒძ һᥱᥣ⍴s mіᥴһᥱᥣᥣᥱ mᥲkᥱ һᥱr ᑲіr𝗍һძᥲᥡ ᥆ᥒᥱ 𝗍᥆ rᥱmᥱmᑲᥱr. ᥲᥒᥡ ᑲіr𝗍һძᥲᥡ ᥕіsһ ᥴᥲᥒ ᥴ᥆mᥱ 𝗍rᥙᥱ іᥒ 𝗍һіs ᥴᥲᑲіᥒ, ᥲᥒძ і𝗍 ᥴᥱr𝗍ᥲіᥒᥣᥡ ძ᥆ᥱs.

ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ ᥲ𝖿𝗍ᥱr ᥲᥣᥣ, ᥕһ᥆ sᥲᥡs ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥴᥲᥒ’𝗍 һᥲ᥎ᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙr ᥴᥲkᥱ ᥲᥒძ ᥱᥲ𝗍 і𝗍 𝗍᥆᥆?



“𝑴𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒔.”



Sexy, delicious, cake man that makes you feel all sweet and yummy... Sign me up.


“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒐.”


I am hooked on Hollys books. I just can't stop reading them.


“𝑰 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒃𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚.”



🎉🎉 ܻ⨍υׁׅᝯׁ֒ƙׁׅ ᨮׁׅ֮ꫀׁׅܻ݊ɑׁׅhׁׅ֮ ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅժׁׅ݊ ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ᨮׁׅ֮ ᝯׁ֒ɑׁׅƙׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊, ɑׁׅ݊ꪀժׁׅ݊ ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ ժׁׅ݊ɑׁׅꩇׁׅ֪݊ ݊ꪀ ׅ꯱υׁׅꭈׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ ɑׁׅtׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅtׁׅ tׁׅᨵׁׅׅᨵׁׅׅ. 🎉🎉

[julia · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF’d. I love stupid books, however, this was to the point where the “male character” (cake man) (cmc) (cake male character) was talking like Johnny Bravo. He called the woman Hot mama and complemented her “sugar tits”. I had to sit my phone down and do a breathing exercise.

This review is way too deep for what this is.

[Baiba Loves Books]

DNF at 37%

I don’t even know why i start reading books like this. Anyway it’s fun but as the smut is starting I’m not interested

[Chyanne · Rating 4 out of 5]

“I want to have my cake, and eat it too,” I whisper to the quiet room.
Well… what a ride. That was 29 pages of birthday cake sugar frenzy.

[Sophie · Rating 1 out of 5]

What in the actual fuck…. I am only reading this series for how hilarious it is😂

[Lexi Murray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well well she defo had her cake and eat it too 🤣🥵

[Juju ♡ ～('▽^人) · Rating 1 out of 5]

do not even talk to me

[Emma Darcy]

Holly no


Straight up horror masquerading as erotica I am reeling

[Grace Purcell]

No.

[Maggie Gillis · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another pun filled extravaganza with Holly Wilde. Highly recommend reading aloud with friends at a bar patio. I will never eat a cake without thinking of this ever again

[Marissa Pekurny · Rating 4 out of 5]

honestly it was what i expected and holly never disappoints. big fan of the cake man.

[Anna Simmons · Rating 3 out of 5]

So many puns.

[MP Gibeault · Rating 3 out of 5]

Always hitting it with the sexual puns. 10/10

[Bridget Hale · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sweet with a big finish 😉