Cupped

by Holly Wilde

Nothing screams 'birthday' quite like a cabin getaway with Michelle, Mia, and Anna. For the third book in the Sentient Celebrations series, we ring in Anna's dirty thirty. This time, the lucky birthday girl gets double the two high-end tumblers that are supposed to be made from microwave-safe metal. However, things go wrong very quickly when warming up a fresh coffee starts a fire. Will she be able to put out the blaze, or will things get too hot for Anna when her tumblers come to life and decide to have a party of their own? Enjoy 'Cupped,' a sentient object erotic romance where one human woman enjoys getting double-cupped by her high end tumblers.

Genres: Smut, Novella, Erotica

Unknown Binding

About the author

If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here.

Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you.

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Reviews

[scar! . *. ⋆ (Johnny kavanaghs version) · Rating 1 out of 5]

Someone get this author some help. Get me some holy water in the process

[Hijinx Abound]

The final book.

That poor rental house. I hope it gets remodeled and never rented to these three again.

[Erin Willetts · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the hell

[julia · Rating 5 out of 5]

another out loud buddy read and we slayed

[casey]

popcorn read out loud w julia, cat, and jordan… now i want coffee…….

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

We're back with the girls and their birthday celebrations continue! Anna receive two high end tumblers for her birthday. If you're not a tumbler enthusiast you may think "wow, what a boring gift." But you're wrong. Chad and Derek are here to prove that two tumblers are better than none. Or one... however it goes. Cuphood, strawhood, dairy-free nut-based foam... I hope you're thirsty babe. These thickkk straws are ready to drench... I mean hydrate you. Holly continues to bring the wild weird and wonderful. Another hit!

[Ryn Meagher · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book Review: Cupped by Holly Wilde

If you thought coffee was just for sipping, Cupped by Holly Wilde will brew up a whole new perspective! This book is packed with witty coffee puns and jokes that kept me chuckling from start to finish.

When I hit the line, “I love my cuppies,” I literally spit my tea, fell to the floor, and held my ribs from laughing so hard! I mean, who would ever think of tumbler porn? But now that I’ve read it, I can think of a few friends who love their coffee mugs so much they might need a copy!

And let’s talk about the foam—oh yes, the “vanilla foam, cinnamon foam”… you know, readers. You know what foam I’m talking about! Yeah, I loved that part!

This was a wild, laugh-out-loud ride that’s perfect for anyone who’s a little too attached to their morning coffee. Highly recommend for a good dose of ridiculousness!

[Booksta · Rating 4 out of 5]

'𝗖𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱,' is a sentient object erotic romance where one human woman enjoys getting double-cupped by her high end tumblers.


Nothing screams '𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲' quite like a cabin getaway with Michelle, Mia, and Anna. For the third book in the Sentient Celebrations series, we ring in Anna's dirty thirty.

This time, the lucky birthday girl gets double the gifts: two high-end tumblers that are supposed to be made from microwave-safe metal.

However, things go wrong very quickly when warming up a fresh coffee starts a fire.


Will she be able to put out the blaze, or will things get too hot for Anna when her tumblers come to life and decide to have a party of their own?


༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 🧋🧋♛┈⛧┈┈•༶


Double the fun, double the sexiness?? Heck yeah.



“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒗𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒖𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌?”



I mean they are so dirty mouthed and I ADORE that.


“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍, 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆,”
“𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔,” 𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒔, “𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑.”

[C A Renee · Rating 5 out of 5]

Double shot

Happy birthday to our last birthday bestie, Anna. She loves coffee tumblers and her friends gift her some. Just like the previous two books, her gifts become two buff frat boy-type tumblers named Chad and Derek. All they want is to give the birthday girl a double espresso shot. This is the Unhinged spice only Holly Wilde can create. And I'm here for it!!!!!!

[K · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars. I really appreciated the plethora of drink and coffee puns. This was hilarious and spicy 🤌🏻

[Cecelia🐈‍⬛ · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was hilarious and unhinged. These girls might as well buy this cabin at this point with all the damages they cause 😂

[High Lady of Delulu · Rating 3 out of 5]

unhinged.
That's all I can say.
Unhinged.
😂

No but really, that was fun! Honestly, somehow it brought me to the limits of my imaginary capacity, which is wild seeing as I had no issued visualising it when Holly wrote about a sentient sleigh.
But making him a real Chad? that was just so much fun!😂

[Marissa Pekurny · Rating 4 out of 5]

what a ride, this book was a great time and there’s two!

[...Bookshocker... · Rating 2 out of 5]

La storia dell'amica della tizia che se la fa con il peluche gigante.
Che dire: ritengo che la coppia del Teddy Bear🧸 sia più affiatata 🫤
La tazza-termos è già finita nel dimenticatoio 😅

[Stephanie · Rating 1 out of 5]

What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Read.

[Amanda · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another great birthday celebration for the girls! I really do wonder if they'll be getting their deposit back on the cabin after the fun Anna and her tumblers turned lovers had. Loved this story!

[Darkbookghoul · Rating 3 out of 5]

The third book in the sentient celebrations series, this book is just as funny and spicy as the other two. A short, sexy read.

[Reyna Ione · Rating 1 out of 5]

Gotta start the year off on a low note so it can only get better from here 🫡🫡😂

[Mackenzie]

This was.....a trip haha.

I saw someone talking about one of the books by this author on TikTok and I thought, "What the heck, why not". They are very short reads, and I just don't know how to picture a cup/man.

Read for shits and giggles.

[Melinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you find yourself feeling the least bit slumpy, just go read something fun by Holly Wilde. It’ll snap you right out of that. I was giggling and kicking my feet reading Cupped last night. I’ll never look at coffee or my travel mug the same way! 😂

[Bri · Rating 1 out of 5]

Two frat bro cups.. Absolutely not.

[Irish_I_was_reading · Rating 3 out of 5]

First off, I read this for a brain rot day… I read about 6 books similar to this book and felt like I dropped IQ points, which was the goal.

I highly suggest reading Banging my Birthday Bear and Caked before this one. They cover Mia and Michelle’s 30th birthdays. This one covers the third friends point of view, Anna.

One again, the girls return to the cabin. This time: to celebrate Anna’s 30th birthday!

Just like the previous ones, she is gifted a present… well two. What was she gifted? Two travel mugs in her favorite color!

Of course, the mugs were microwave safe, but when she went to microwave them, they came to life! Now they’re huge mugs with arms, legs, and a peen. You guessed it! They went to Paris and hit the front and back 9. There was also an explosion of coffee and creamer!

Just like the previous two of this series, it is a short novella (30 pages) and had me laughing really hard! There was so many puns revolving around coffee I just couldn’t stop reading!

[Amelia · Rating 1 out of 5]

As always and stupidly, I have multiple questions to a story that isn't supposed to be a story or have logic or a deeper meaning, but I still have questions... Where the heck are these women shopping because all three of these 'gifts' are impossibly unrealistic but in their little universe someone had to custom make these, so why?? how??

I'll never have answers but I do have trauma memories

[Amandatory Reading · Rating 2 out of 5]

I enjoyed the first two books in the series, but this one I couldn’t get into. Two coffee cups that talked like frat boys was too weird even for me. 🤣 I couldn’t picture what they looked like and their dumb pickup lines would have had me kicking them out before any fun began. Plus, no one needed a break in between rounds? Not even a 10 minute break before everything was up and functional, again? 🤣

[Rachael M · Rating 3 out of 5]

I think the weakest of the series! The cups talk like bros and I personally didn't find that attractive. It was also the shortest of the 3, I believe, so it felt rushed and the ending didn't even tell us if they turned back into regular cups and went to Paris 😂 bummer. Also straw peens, silicone or not, just sounds painful 😭

[Alexandra Smith · Rating 3 out of 5]

Well this is the 3rd and final book in the series and erm yes coffee cups I not sure what I want to say about this one. It was full of creamy coffee with the hit of vanilla. I just don’t think I can’t look at coffee cups the same way again I am glad I don’t drink coffee

[Bria · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don’t understand why they keep renting this place to these women, all they do when they stay there is ruin the furniture and floors. Also, putting metal cups in a microwave is honestly just asking for a bad time

[Lacrymosa Quiñones · Rating 4 out of 5]

Taking coffee lover to a whole new level

As a dunkin girly myself I did not know what to expect but I’m not mad at it. Fast paced, intriguing and entertaining is all I have for you lol. 7.9/10 ☕️

[madison eastham · Rating 5 out of 5]

Piping HOTTTT

Tag teamed by starbucks tumblers? This is the book for you!!! Perfect read to warm these chilly nights!

Only qualms I have are picturing these beings look like and the "Straw" placement? I went with it but man I'd love to see artist interpretations of them lol

[Miranda Schulz · Rating 5 out of 5]

I cackled.

I honestly don’t even know what to say other than I laughed hysterically through this entire novella. It’s so hilariously funny that sharing quotes with a friend gets her laughing too ! Worth the read. Even just for the laughs.