I know, you’ll be tested / I’ll grow, your investment / I shine when my back’s against the wall / I don’t need anything at all… I don’t need anything at all (Bottom Line – Dom Fera).
I’m only going to say this once because it’s a very hard pill to swallow… but Marvel does one thing better than Dragon Ball, and that’s never allowing any of its characters to fall behind, no matter how weak or seemingly inconsequential. I just love how the teams, be it The Avengers or The Guardians of the Galaxy, always have a diverse roster with a diverse set of skill sets. I know power scalers are always arguing about who the strongest character is, but I can’t tell you how uninteresting that debate is to me! Iron Man and Star Lord fighting to a standstill is awesome, so who cares if it doesn’t make sense? It’s cool how The Impossible City features characters that I’ve never seen together before with Captain Marvel leading them. We’ve got staples like Thor, Black Panther, and Iron Man, but also the lesser appreciated like The Scarlet Witch, Sam Wilson’s Captain American, and The Vision. Oh, fun fact about The Vision! I used to have an action figure of him as a kid that seemed to materialize out of thin air one day like The Monkey, and would ask anybody who would listen what his deal was, to which almost everybody would answer with a disinterested shrug. So imagine my shock when they added the freak to Avengers: Age of Ultron and I finally got my answer. And now look at him, getting his own show and everything! But that’s exactly why I enjoy the way Marvel writes its heroes so much, because even though they have characters that nobody thinks are cool like Falcon Captain American or The Vision, they still get a spot on the roster and are given their own little mini character arcs! In that regard, I’ve got to give it to Marvel on this one, because with Dragon Ball, all the fun side characters (who I love more than any Marvel character) quickly fell to the wayside the longer the series went on, and it basically became the Goku and Vegeta show. All I’m saying is that it gets a little boring after a while. Which sucks because this wasn’t an issue with early Dragon Ball, where the villains were often so brunt-force powerful that the heroes could often work around them given a little team work and quick thinking, with the characters from earth being characterized as having a sensitivity to abilities that somebody only focused on strength could only dream of. Otherwise, I think my favorite part of superhero comics or movies is whenever the heroes go out of their way to save people. There’s that bit in the new Superman movie where he saves a squirrel while the Justice Buds are fighting a giant monster, the part in Avengers: Infinity War just before they fight the British alien where Tony Stark, Wong, Dr. Strange, and The Hulk are walking down the street and trying to help as many people as they can along the way, and you know what? Since I’m still stuck on Dragon Ball, Goku always directs the bad guys away from populous areas so they can fight without causing collateral damage. Sure, the main reason why all the big fights happen on empty fields is because Akira Toriyama hated drawing cities and didn’t want to do too many detailed backgrounds, but the point still stands that it works as strong character writing! It’s something that’s built into the core of most comic book story lines, as characters who are incredibly powerful and seemingly untouchable like Superman or Captain Marvel are never given more story significance than the normal blokes like Batman and Iron Man. It’s cool, and I like it!
I guess what I’m doing here is trying to “compliment sandwich” this review by front-loading it with positivity and comparing it generously against my favorite manga of all time… because the truth is that I would still read or watch Dragon Ball over any comic book any day, and the even deeper truth is that… I thought The Impossible City was just okay. Like I said, I enjoyed the odd assortment of characters in this new Avengers roster, the clean and dynamic art style, and the fact that Captain Marvel felt like a natural leader to the group and wasn’t uncaring and stone-faced like she is in the movies, but outside of tiny nitpicks like how I hate how Sam Wilson’s Captain America dresses like the guy with glass bones and paper skin from SpongeBob, I found that I just wasn’t the most engaged with the story. At the start we’re given a bunch of boring back story for another evil purple guy named Kang The Conqueror in what I assume was an attempt to fold the comics into the movies for the MCU’s “Multiverse Saga (yuck) before they abandoned Kang for the Robert Downey Jr. recast, then middle of the story is just Captain Marvel assembling the new Avengers and justifying why she chose these schmucks, and then it ends with a big battle against bad guys that get no build-up with a team of Avengers that barely interacted with each other beforehand. Now, a lot of good team up stories start out with a big world-ending threat being thwarted by heroes that would have never thought about working together before that point, like with The Justice League cartoon or even the 2012 Avengers movie, but I think what this comic was sorely lacking in a team dynamic. How do these people click together, because things otherwise got a little too plot focused, and because the plot wasn’t that good, I could only end up seeing this comic for what it wasn’t, rather than what it was. For example, big man Thor is very much still a member of the team in this comic and I still somehow managed to forget he was there the minute he left the page in an example of my lack of object permanence! Well, it doesn’t help that I never found his character all that interesting anyway and I always hated how he talks like a theater kid doing Shakespeare, so maybe me ignoring him was mostly just a mental block on my end. Hey, I know everybody hates him now, but Taika Waititi’s version of Thor (in Thor: Ragnarök) was the only version of the character that got my ass to watch a movie featuring him as the main character in theaters. I’m just saying that if this comic were a bit more character focused, like giving the team more interactions with each other before the plot really starts to get going in a way similar to the first Alien movie, then I would have had a much better time reading this. On a positive note though, you could say that The Impossible City reads more like an anime than a classic superhero comic, with the incredibly high-stakes coming out of nowhere, every Avenger getting their own little one-off bad guy to deal with like in Bojack Unbound, or Captain Marvel taking out her villain by going Super Saiyan 2 the same way Goku did with Yakon on Babidi’s spaceship. And as someone who has only started reading comic books in earnest only a year ago and has a much greater affinity towards manga… you know what? I can live with that.
“That’s the thing about planet Earth, friend, and I should know: everyone’s a critic.”