All the plays of Oscar Wilde, amongst the one's I've read, are hilarious. One has to have a good sense of humour and wit to write such a thing. Totally in love with these four. Worth the time. Might want to read them again some time, they are not becoming obsolete.
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Best moments: Lady Windermer’s Fan
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Dumby: Good evening, lady Stutfield. I suppose this will be the last ball of the season?
Lady Stutfield: I suppose so, Mr. Dumby. It's been a delightful season, hasn't it?
Dumby: Quite delightful! Good evening, Duchess. I suppose this was the last ball of the season?
Duchess of Berwick: I suppose so, Mr. Dumby. It has been a very dull season, hasn't it?
Dumby: Dreadfully dull! Dreadfully dull!
Mrs. Cowper-Cowper: Good evening, Mr. Dumby. I suppose this will be the last ball of the season?
Dumby: Oh, I think not. There'll probobly be two more.
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Lord Windermere: What is my wife’s fan doing here in your rooms? Hands off, Cecil. Don’t touch me.
Lord Darlington: Your wife’s fan?
Lord Windermere: Yes, here it is?
Lord Darlington: I don’t know!
Best moment: A Woman of No Importance
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Lord Illingworth: It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
Best moments: An Ideal Husband
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Lord Goring: I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about.
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Lady Chiltern: Robert is as incapable of doing a foolish thing as he is of doing a wrong thing.
Lord Goring (after a long pause): Nobody is incapable of doing a foolish thing. Nobody is incapable of doing a wrong thing.
Lady Chiltern: Are you a Pessimist? What will the other dandies say? They will all have to go into mourning.
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Mrs. Cheveley: Why don't you call me Laura?
Lord Goring: I don't like the name.
Mrs. Cheveley: You used to adore it.
Lord Goring: Yes; that's why.