MM Romance
Hockey ONS
DNF @ 64%
2025 project: Picking up books I’ve gotten for free that are rotting away in my kindle…without reading the blurb.
Books like this make me want to quit reading and hide in a hole for a while because they are just so bad! The fact this is a second chance romance is hilarious and after DNFing it and reading the blurb?? Hate sex? These two hating each other at all??? WTF is this author on?
Ok so, we have Archer who is in LA to see a concert and I’m almost 99.9% sure this artist was supposed to be Taylor Swift based on the hints here and there but that’s not all that important. What is important is that Archer was supposed to go with his sometimes fuck buddy but he was stood up, on his birthday no less! To add insult to injury his ex sold his ticket to some rando, Beck, who shows up and sits next to Archer. These two have a moment looking into each other’s eyes, Beck gets Archer out of his comfort zone and they have a magical time at this concert. So magical that the night doesn’t end there and Beck takes him around LA and they have a one night stand. But alas! 😂 When Archer wakes up in the morning, Beck is gone but he left a note saying something urgent came up and left his number so they could keep in touch. From Archer’s POV, we get the sense he’s ok with this because they live across the country from each other and it was just a one time thing.
Except it’s not because these two end up at the same college in NYC, on the same hockey team and sharing the same dorm room!! And when Archer sees Beck he goes from not seeming to care about the ONS to absolutely hating his guts because “how dare he leave and not say goodbye in the morning? How dare he ghost me?” SAY WHAT? He literally left you his phone number and you chose not to call him. But ok whatever. 🙄🙄
From here it’s a bit weird. Archer is acting like Beck did him wrong and broke his heart even though it was ONE night and Beck starts antagonizing him on purpose and then they’re having really cringy wannabe hate sex, with their “throbbing members” and “slobbering” on each other’s assholes. It felt so forced because they didn’t actually hate each other and the sex scenes were cringy as all fuck. 💀🤦🏻♀️
This book really felt like a MF romance author’s first attempt writing MM because the actual names for things weren’t being used almost like there was an aversion to them. For example: manhood & member instead of cock/dick, sensitive or favorite spot for prostate etc. And there was no prep, just throbbing manhoods being bounced on by Archer. Also no talk of safe sex, condoms or lube. I looked this author up and Lina writes MF, MM and FF romance which I found shocking tbh just because this read so poorly.
I’m going to turn some of my highlights on because this one is a cringefest but I’ll leave you with this gem.
”Archer calls out my name in erotic despair and I can’t help but smile at his reaction.”
Say what? 👀