What do you think?
Rate this book


340 pages, Hardcover
First published August 28, 2025
The Helm Wind (the only named wind in the UK) is a strong north-easterly wind hitting the southwest slopes of Cross Fell in Cumbria.
When a wind blows at a constant speed and direction through a layer of stable air perpendicular to the ridge or peak of hills and mountains, the result is something called a lee wave. The air is squeezed as it passes over the high ground and descends briefly downwind (the lee side) of the hill. Because the air is stable, it tries to re-establish itself by rising again and this causes a waveform. Where the wave crests you can end up with clouds.
The Helm Wind is most common in late winter and spring, and when it blows, a heavy bank of cloud (the ‘helm’) rests along or just above the Cross Fell range. A slender, nearly stationary roll of whirling cloud (the ‘helm bar’), parallel with the ‘helm’, appears above a point 1 to 6 km (up to 3 miles) from the foot of the fell. The Helm Wind can be very gusty as it blows down the steep fell sides but ceases under the helm bar cloud.
Damn this wretched heath, It is the thirsty mind capering. He must drink. He must drink. A man can, under irrational circumstances, easily undo himself, convince himself of gibbers and goobers. The mountain is an exceptional place for doubt. For by its nature it offers choice: it is either impossible or surmountable. On the mountain, man must accept his limits and his mettle, he must traverse trust and fortitude and endurance. The mountain is itself theology, a gift from the maker of this world; it the radical, indisputable staircase to God.
These humans are very entertaining. They entertain each other. They ferment drinks that make them silly and aggressive and lusty, they biff and boff and booze. Fantastic theatre.
But she cannot speak. She cannot remember what she wants to say and her tongue is a slug in salt. The wind is gathering all the air about her, sucking it from her lungs. What does it want? The washing basket is snatched from beside her feet and spun westwards past the gable. The garments dance faster and higher until the washing line snaps and the conical bras are freed. She must get inside quickly. She must not tarry. But her body is slow and broken, its muscles no longer depend on her mind; it is twice the effort to ask for cooperation. The door of the farm is slammed and locked; the coal shed is the only shelter. She wrestles the hatch door up and crawls inside, and shuts the hatch behind. She sits on a pile of limps in the coaly, dusty darkness, hands over her ears, eyes squeezed closed, mouth working madly.
Such a wailing has begun outside. Lamenting and ululating all around, like a song of grief, like praise for some primary deity. She is inside a beaten drum, inside the womb of a bomb. It is a rare storm, this one, a caterwauler; it will enter the annals. There is nothing this Helm can’t shift and shake, hurl and demolish…