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The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword
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Galdifort Quillpen has grand dreams of writing epic tales of heroic deeds, just like his famous aunt. Unfortunately, he’s been assigned to Tanna the Tendersword, an excruciatingly carefree would-be-champion who can’t seem to find a qualifying entry-level quest.
When things are at their most miserable, the young Questers meet an enigmatic old woman who offers Tanna a quest: follow a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom lost within a haunted forest. Tanna heroically accepts, regardless of how incredibly unsafe the odd quest seems.
But Galdifort’s fears become reality when a sorceress sends her fog monster and lizard henchmen after them. Only a true Champion should confront a sorceress, and, in his eyes, Tanna is not up to the task. But if he wants to write his chronicle, Galdifort must learn to do something he certainly isn’t comfortable doing — trust in honest friendship with Tanna the Tendersword.
He’s just a chronicler, after all, not a hero!
Galdifort Quillpen has grand dreams of writing epic tales of heroic deeds, just like his famous aunt. Unfortunately, he’s been assigned to Tanna the Tendersword, an excruciatingly carefree would-be-champion who can’t seem to find a qualifying entry-level quest.
When things are at their most miserable, the young Questers meet an enigmatic old woman who offers Tanna a quest: follow a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom lost within a haunted forest. Tanna heroically accepts, regardless of how incredibly unsafe the odd quest seems.
But Galdifort’s fears become reality when a sorceress sends her fog monster and lizard henchmen after them. Only a true Champion should confront a sorceress, and, in his eyes, Tanna is not up to the task. But if he wants to write his chronicle, Galdifort must learn to do something he certainly isn’t comfortable doing — trust in honest friendship with Tanna the Tendersword.
He’s just a chronicler, after all, not a hero!
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September 14, 2024
What a fun book! The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is delightful in every way, a perfect fantasy book for middle-grade readers while also providing plenty of enjoyment for older fantasy fans.
The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is packed with humor and witty word play, providing several laugh out loud moments. The characters, led by the tenacious Tanna and her more timid chronicler-in-training, are an absolute blast. The plot is fast-paced and engaging throughout. And this wonderful story is enhanced by its fun interior artwork.
If you are looking for the next great middle-grade fantasy, look no further. Be sure to pick up a copy of The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword today. (Or maybe two copies: one for your kids and one just for you!)
The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is packed with humor and witty word play, providing several laugh out loud moments. The characters, led by the tenacious Tanna and her more timid chronicler-in-training, are an absolute blast. The plot is fast-paced and engaging throughout. And this wonderful story is enhanced by its fun interior artwork.
If you are looking for the next great middle-grade fantasy, look no further. Be sure to pick up a copy of The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword today. (Or maybe two copies: one for your kids and one just for you!)
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10 finalists were chosen from the 300 books entered this year.
December 2, 2024
"GALLLIDDDDIFFFFOOORRRRRT! WHEERRRRE ARRRRRRREEEE YOUUUUUUU?"
From beginning to end, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is wonderful. This book has everything: epic quests, evil sorceresses, magic-beetles, beavers, lizard-people, roosters, owls, dragons, and I could go on. Its really amazing how much world building is introduced in this 250 or so page story. The dialogue is great at making sure sure we never get overwhelmed. You don't need to remember that Throgs=lizard-people, because they speak like lizard-people with their drawn out s's. Owls say whoooooooooo and etc.
The characters were my favorite part of the story. I really want to shout out the cover, because that single image gives a perfect representation of their personalities. I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't read blurbs, so I just assumed Tanna would be the primary POV. Then when I read the first chapter through Galdifort's POV, I assumed it was would duel-pov. But nope, Galdifort is the only POV. Its a bold move, since I think most people will agree that Tanna is the more likable character. But it works for many reasons, especially since Tanna is terrible with names and Galdifort has the book knowledge to naturally drop exposition and go over scenarios/lore theory in his head.
The dynamic between Tanna and Galdifort is probably the best part of the story. Galdifort's overly-cautious, follow the rules no matter what attitude does not mesh at all with Tanna's carefree, follow your heart methods. There is never any hostility, but its pretty clear Galdifort is annoyed with his tendersword appointee while Tanna shows him nothing but love and respect the entire journey. Its all very wholesome as it comes together.
Without spoilers, its made clear there is more to these character's stories and I eagerly await what comes next. Between Peggs the peg-legged rooster swordfighting lizard-men, and a character named after a Futurama reference, I thoroughly enjoyed this story.
"Do not let your past pain become an excuse not to become close to another person." Ahhh the book is attacking me
From beginning to end, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is wonderful. This book has everything: epic quests, evil sorceresses, magic-beetles, beavers, lizard-people, roosters, owls, dragons, and I could go on. Its really amazing how much world building is introduced in this 250 or so page story. The dialogue is great at making sure sure we never get overwhelmed. You don't need to remember that Throgs=lizard-people, because they speak like lizard-people with their drawn out s's. Owls say whoooooooooo and etc.
The characters were my favorite part of the story. I really want to shout out the cover, because that single image gives a perfect representation of their personalities. I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't read blurbs, so I just assumed Tanna would be the primary POV. Then when I read the first chapter through Galdifort's POV, I assumed it was would duel-pov. But nope, Galdifort is the only POV. Its a bold move, since I think most people will agree that Tanna is the more likable character. But it works for many reasons, especially since Tanna is terrible with names and Galdifort has the book knowledge to naturally drop exposition and go over scenarios/lore theory in his head.
The dynamic between Tanna and Galdifort is probably the best part of the story. Galdifort's overly-cautious, follow the rules no matter what attitude does not mesh at all with Tanna's carefree, follow your heart methods. There is never any hostility, but its pretty clear Galdifort is annoyed with his tendersword appointee while Tanna shows him nothing but love and respect the entire journey. Its all very wholesome as it comes together.
Without spoilers, its made clear there is more to these character's stories and I eagerly await what comes next. Between Peggs the peg-legged rooster swordfighting lizard-men, and a character named after a Futurama reference, I thoroughly enjoyed this story.
"Do not let your past pain become an excuse not to become close to another person." Ahhh the book is attacking me
March 4, 2025
This book represents a much-needed subset of indie fantasy and I am thrilled to say that The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword raises the middle grade fantasy flag high! Authors Dewey Conway and Bill Adams weave an adventurous romp for our protagonist Tanna and her curmudgeonly chronicler Galdifort. While this story draws on bits and pieces of great gateways into the fantasy genre, it brings its own fresh take on the quest for heroism.
Charging through the pages at the forefront is Tanna, a young girl who is determined to bravely fulfill her quests and rise through the ranks of professional heroes. Her equally young counterpart Galdifort has a more cautious take on their travels as he writes the tale of Tanna’s exploits in his record. They are joined by many characters along the way, some human, some not, and the authors play with elemental magic in a fun and interesting way throughout.
At the heart of the story is the core message of friendship and finding ways to respect someone who is very different than yourself, which is something I think is incredibly relevant not just for this book’s target audience, but for the wider readership as well. It sets an example of working through differences, finding your bravery, and staying true to the hero’s journey. I think it’s a well-written and fun tale, and carries the torch forward for more middle grade indie fantasy to follow.
Charging through the pages at the forefront is Tanna, a young girl who is determined to bravely fulfill her quests and rise through the ranks of professional heroes. Her equally young counterpart Galdifort has a more cautious take on their travels as he writes the tale of Tanna’s exploits in his record. They are joined by many characters along the way, some human, some not, and the authors play with elemental magic in a fun and interesting way throughout.
At the heart of the story is the core message of friendship and finding ways to respect someone who is very different than yourself, which is something I think is incredibly relevant not just for this book’s target audience, but for the wider readership as well. It sets an example of working through differences, finding your bravery, and staying true to the hero’s journey. I think it’s a well-written and fun tale, and carries the torch forward for more middle grade indie fantasy to follow.
March 11, 2025
Read for SPFBOX as part of team Fantasy Book Critic. This is just my opinion, group verdict may differ widely.
6.5/10
Sometimes you just want to turn off your brain and escape into a wild adventure, and that is exactly when books like The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword can come to the rescue. It’s a tongue-in-cheek middle grade quest fantasy full of action, imagination, whimsy and humour that will undoubtedly speak to the hearts of many fantasy lovers, even if it didn’t totally manage to capture mine.
Now, when you have a story with the premise of a 13-year-old grumpy chronicler in training and a hyperactive 12-year-old would-be-champion setting out on a quest guided by a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom from an evil sorceress in a haunted forest, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. And honestly, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is everything it promises to be, and I found myself effortlessly breezing through the pages.
Despite what the cover and title might make you believe, Tanna is actually not the main protagonist/narrator of this heroic tale (thank all that is holy, girlie and I did not get along), and instead we see it all unfold through the eyes of the grumpy Galdifort. For me, this worked extremely well, especially because I deeply related to his utter exasperation with Tanna’s annoyingly loud, excitable, and slightly brash personality. To me, he almost read a bit neurospicy (though that is never confirmed in the text), and I found it highly amusing to see him desperately trying to stick to the rules while Tanna just ran into chaos every opportunity she got.
That said, I personally felt like there was a lot of missed potential for more nuance, depth, and emotional complexity for these characters, and I soon found myself having a hard time staying engaged in their adventures because I just didn’t care for them. Especially for a story that challenges these young characters in so many unexpected ways, I found the lack of character development to be a bit disappointing.
Don’t get me wrong, not every story needs to be a deep character study or deliver deep philosophical messages, but I think other middle grade stories I have read (like Amari and the Nightbrothers or Nevermoor) just set the bar way higher for me in terms of impact and nuance. Moreover, I felt like this book sometimes had a bit of a tonal identity crisis, with extremely youthful storytelling (I can’t see another CRASH!, BOOM! or ‘fopdoodle’) being mixed with long, convoluted sentences and hectic, violent action sequences that felt confusing regardless of the age of the intended target audience.
Maybe I just wanted this story to be something it was never meant to be, and I have a feeling my little quibbles won’t really bother most other readers. Plus, I think it really shows that the authors had a blast writing this story, and I can’t sit here and pretend that the irresistible chaotic charm of The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword didn’t get to me in the end. I absolutely loved the illustrations, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Galdifort’s aunt and her legendary champion had me eagerly turning the pages, the tongue-in-cheek way that the authors poke fun at the silly conventions of the fantasy genre had me cackling quite a few times, and honestly… how can you not enjoy a peg-legged rooster wielding swords and spitting fire?; Peggs is the true MVP!
And although this adventure wraps up in a satisfying (if slightly rushed) way, the enticing epilogue promises much more danger, mayhem and fun to come for our dynamic duo of unlikely heroes. While I personally didn’t end up loving The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword as much as I desperately wanted to, I can totally see its charm and wide appeal, and I have no doubts that The Chronicles of Tanna the Champion by Galdifort Quillpen series will offer its fans many more exciting, heartwarming, feel-good adventures to get lost in.
6.5/10
Sometimes you just want to turn off your brain and escape into a wild adventure, and that is exactly when books like The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword can come to the rescue. It’s a tongue-in-cheek middle grade quest fantasy full of action, imagination, whimsy and humour that will undoubtedly speak to the hearts of many fantasy lovers, even if it didn’t totally manage to capture mine.
Now, when you have a story with the premise of a 13-year-old grumpy chronicler in training and a hyperactive 12-year-old would-be-champion setting out on a quest guided by a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom from an evil sorceress in a haunted forest, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. And honestly, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is everything it promises to be, and I found myself effortlessly breezing through the pages.
Despite what the cover and title might make you believe, Tanna is actually not the main protagonist/narrator of this heroic tale (thank all that is holy, girlie and I did not get along), and instead we see it all unfold through the eyes of the grumpy Galdifort. For me, this worked extremely well, especially because I deeply related to his utter exasperation with Tanna’s annoyingly loud, excitable, and slightly brash personality. To me, he almost read a bit neurospicy (though that is never confirmed in the text), and I found it highly amusing to see him desperately trying to stick to the rules while Tanna just ran into chaos every opportunity she got.
That said, I personally felt like there was a lot of missed potential for more nuance, depth, and emotional complexity for these characters, and I soon found myself having a hard time staying engaged in their adventures because I just didn’t care for them. Especially for a story that challenges these young characters in so many unexpected ways, I found the lack of character development to be a bit disappointing.
Don’t get me wrong, not every story needs to be a deep character study or deliver deep philosophical messages, but I think other middle grade stories I have read (like Amari and the Nightbrothers or Nevermoor) just set the bar way higher for me in terms of impact and nuance. Moreover, I felt like this book sometimes had a bit of a tonal identity crisis, with extremely youthful storytelling (I can’t see another CRASH!, BOOM! or ‘fopdoodle’) being mixed with long, convoluted sentences and hectic, violent action sequences that felt confusing regardless of the age of the intended target audience.
Maybe I just wanted this story to be something it was never meant to be, and I have a feeling my little quibbles won’t really bother most other readers. Plus, I think it really shows that the authors had a blast writing this story, and I can’t sit here and pretend that the irresistible chaotic charm of The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword didn’t get to me in the end. I absolutely loved the illustrations, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Galdifort’s aunt and her legendary champion had me eagerly turning the pages, the tongue-in-cheek way that the authors poke fun at the silly conventions of the fantasy genre had me cackling quite a few times, and honestly… how can you not enjoy a peg-legged rooster wielding swords and spitting fire?; Peggs is the true MVP!
And although this adventure wraps up in a satisfying (if slightly rushed) way, the enticing epilogue promises much more danger, mayhem and fun to come for our dynamic duo of unlikely heroes. While I personally didn’t end up loving The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword as much as I desperately wanted to, I can totally see its charm and wide appeal, and I have no doubts that The Chronicles of Tanna the Champion by Galdifort Quillpen series will offer its fans many more exciting, heartwarming, feel-good adventures to get lost in.
November 14, 2024
Although this book is for middle grade children, it doesn't read that way. It's a delightful tale of adventure, learning your way in the world and a little bit of growing up all rolled into one.
This story is so well written and relatable! The characters are well thought out and just lovely. We are immersed in the world and are immediately along for the ride. It's such fun!
Tanna, the would be champion and her chronicler, Galdifort have been pulled into a quest of untold danger! Helped along the way by some excellent side characters that are simply extraordinary, they attempt to save the crying mushroom (yes you read that right lol) all the while being hunted and attacked by the evil side of the story.
I had so much fun reading this and highly recommend it to anyone that just wants to read about heroes and a quest to save those who need saving!
I'm really looking forward to book #2!
This story is so well written and relatable! The characters are well thought out and just lovely. We are immersed in the world and are immediately along for the ride. It's such fun!
Tanna, the would be champion and her chronicler, Galdifort have been pulled into a quest of untold danger! Helped along the way by some excellent side characters that are simply extraordinary, they attempt to save the crying mushroom (yes you read that right lol) all the while being hunted and attacked by the evil side of the story.
I had so much fun reading this and highly recommend it to anyone that just wants to read about heroes and a quest to save those who need saving!
I'm really looking forward to book #2!
November 4, 2024
Endearing to a T, “the Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tenderfoot” is a terrific triumph of true tale tempering and talented artistry.
The authors used so many tried and true tools to tell a tale that will get tender young readers traipsing about tall woods and lost trails, thinking and guessing, but never once do Conway and Adams insult the reader by being “too smart.”
I’d give Tanna to any tenderpaw old enough to read a book. This book is just the beginning of what promises to be trilogy of truly taxing trials and tribulations for the two protagonists on their journey filled with heart and companionship.
Make haste and read this fine tale today!!
The authors used so many tried and true tools to tell a tale that will get tender young readers traipsing about tall woods and lost trails, thinking and guessing, but never once do Conway and Adams insult the reader by being “too smart.”
I’d give Tanna to any tenderpaw old enough to read a book. This book is just the beginning of what promises to be trilogy of truly taxing trials and tribulations for the two protagonists on their journey filled with heart and companionship.
Make haste and read this fine tale today!!
December 19, 2024
Disclaimer: I read this as one of the judges in Fantasy Faction for SPFBOX. This is my personal opinion and rating only - it does not reflect the thoughts of every judge nor is it the overall team rating.
TTToTTS is a book that can appeal to all ages - I'll soon be in my 6th decade and it's been a number of years since I read to children but I enjoyed this immensely. With the real world being a total sh*t show at present, some escapism and magic was sorely welcome and I thought this book delivered in spades. It really took me back to why I was drawn to fantasy decades ago. What's not to love about a sword wielding, peg legged chicken, large flying birds, snarky owls and magical houses inside trees?
Loved the two main characters; the grumpy Galdifort and the whirlwind that is Tana are perfect foils for each other; whilst they may often rub each other the wrong way, they learn the value of friendship and cooperation.
I thought the pacing and plot were fine; after reading this in my head, I read some passages out loud as if I was reading to a child and I would happily read this to my great nephews (or future grandchildren). There were some words that would likely need explaining to a younger reader/listener (this is where purchasing your child a dictionary is a bonus for future readers 😉) but it didn't distract from the story. The tension and relatively “scary” parts were always diffused with some humour which I appreciated.
The drawings too were a brilliant addition to the book. I have trouble picturing characters and scenes so to be able to see the authors’ visualisation was a bonus. (will we see a Tana colouring book in the future please 😁) 8.5/10
TTToTTS is a book that can appeal to all ages - I'll soon be in my 6th decade and it's been a number of years since I read to children but I enjoyed this immensely. With the real world being a total sh*t show at present, some escapism and magic was sorely welcome and I thought this book delivered in spades. It really took me back to why I was drawn to fantasy decades ago. What's not to love about a sword wielding, peg legged chicken, large flying birds, snarky owls and magical houses inside trees?
Loved the two main characters; the grumpy Galdifort and the whirlwind that is Tana are perfect foils for each other; whilst they may often rub each other the wrong way, they learn the value of friendship and cooperation.
I thought the pacing and plot were fine; after reading this in my head, I read some passages out loud as if I was reading to a child and I would happily read this to my great nephews (or future grandchildren). There were some words that would likely need explaining to a younger reader/listener (this is where purchasing your child a dictionary is a bonus for future readers 😉) but it didn't distract from the story. The tension and relatively “scary” parts were always diffused with some humour which I appreciated.
The drawings too were a brilliant addition to the book. I have trouble picturing characters and scenes so to be able to see the authors’ visualisation was a bonus. (will we see a Tana colouring book in the future please 😁) 8.5/10
November 4, 2024
A 4.5 you might go in a little bit skeptical, as its a book really aimed at children. But this book will make you laugh, almost cry, care deeply about roosters with wooden legs, mushrooms and beavers, its a book that you never thought you would need.
July 31, 2024
This book is absolutely hilarious, while also being heart-warming, action-packed, and just plain fun. It’s Middle grade madness for the whole family with a fantastic voice, deep worldbuilding, and humor that hits home for both adults and younger audiences. You’ve got lovable characters, a good story that moves forward at a nice pace, and evil sorceress, and villainous lizard men. Also, the greatest rooster ever. More on him in a minute.
The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword by Dewey Conway and Bill Adams
My favorite part about the book was the characters, so let’s talk about them first.
I love Tanna. She’s brave and willing to do whatever is needed to find and complete her quest. She’s also totally oblivious to most things, much to Galdifort’s chagrin. Tanna is also a sweet and lovable character. You can’t help but root for her. She’s also a chaotic mess who does things without considering the rules of the world.
Galdifort, on the other hand, is a grumpy-pants, and I love it. He’s obsessed with doing everything by the rules, and Tanna’s fly-by-the-seat-of-her-pants attitude is his worst nightmare. He was a fun character to watch develop. He grows a lot in the novel. As he’d have to, dealing with Tanna the whole time!
And finally, what you’ve all been waiting for: My king, the greatest rooster to ever crow, Peggs. He’s a fire-belching rooster with a peg leg that also happens to be a sword. It’s like something out of a crazy action movie and I love it. Peggs is also a brave chap, and he provides guidance and support to our young adventurers. There’s a hint of more to come regarding his origin, and I’m here for it.
There’s a strong cast of supporting characters and villains. If there was any character I wanted to know more about, it would be the main villain, but I get that it’s hard to do a deep dive into every single character.
The world-building is great. They live in a world where the gods are Scribes and everything follows handbooks and set patterns for how things are done. It’s all about rules and bureaucracy. Tanna wants to become an adventurer, and the first step as a Tendersword is to find a quest Something small. Galdifort, her chronicler in training, is there to record the events. Galdifort quotes the different rules and guidelines throughout, giving us a great background on the very orderly society our characters live in. But maybe the rules don’t work as well as everyone thinks?
A fog descends upon the land, wreaking chaos. The only ones who can save the day? Tanna and an unwilling Galdifort. And thus their adventures begin. The story is full of a great mixture of cozy moments and heart pounding moments, humor and peril. And the writing? Firmly tongue-in-cheek, goofy in the best way, and technically sound. Conway and Adams have put together a really solid first book in what I hope becomes a longer series.
I’d recommend this book to anyone who enjoys fantasy books, fun palate cleansing reads that aren’t quite as dark, rooster fans (represent!) and anyone who needs a book for the middle-grade aged readers in their life. I used to do buddy reads with my little brother when he was that age, and that’s how I first read the Percy Jackson series and the Harry Potter books. I would have loved doing a buddy read of this one as well.🐓🐓🐓
The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword by Dewey Conway and Bill Adams
My favorite part about the book was the characters, so let’s talk about them first.
I love Tanna. She’s brave and willing to do whatever is needed to find and complete her quest. She’s also totally oblivious to most things, much to Galdifort’s chagrin. Tanna is also a sweet and lovable character. You can’t help but root for her. She’s also a chaotic mess who does things without considering the rules of the world.
Galdifort, on the other hand, is a grumpy-pants, and I love it. He’s obsessed with doing everything by the rules, and Tanna’s fly-by-the-seat-of-her-pants attitude is his worst nightmare. He was a fun character to watch develop. He grows a lot in the novel. As he’d have to, dealing with Tanna the whole time!
And finally, what you’ve all been waiting for: My king, the greatest rooster to ever crow, Peggs. He’s a fire-belching rooster with a peg leg that also happens to be a sword. It’s like something out of a crazy action movie and I love it. Peggs is also a brave chap, and he provides guidance and support to our young adventurers. There’s a hint of more to come regarding his origin, and I’m here for it.
There’s a strong cast of supporting characters and villains. If there was any character I wanted to know more about, it would be the main villain, but I get that it’s hard to do a deep dive into every single character.
The world-building is great. They live in a world where the gods are Scribes and everything follows handbooks and set patterns for how things are done. It’s all about rules and bureaucracy. Tanna wants to become an adventurer, and the first step as a Tendersword is to find a quest Something small. Galdifort, her chronicler in training, is there to record the events. Galdifort quotes the different rules and guidelines throughout, giving us a great background on the very orderly society our characters live in. But maybe the rules don’t work as well as everyone thinks?
A fog descends upon the land, wreaking chaos. The only ones who can save the day? Tanna and an unwilling Galdifort. And thus their adventures begin. The story is full of a great mixture of cozy moments and heart pounding moments, humor and peril. And the writing? Firmly tongue-in-cheek, goofy in the best way, and technically sound. Conway and Adams have put together a really solid first book in what I hope becomes a longer series.
I’d recommend this book to anyone who enjoys fantasy books, fun palate cleansing reads that aren’t quite as dark, rooster fans (represent!) and anyone who needs a book for the middle-grade aged readers in their life. I used to do buddy reads with my little brother when he was that age, and that’s how I first read the Percy Jackson series and the Harry Potter books. I would have loved doing a buddy read of this one as well.🐓🐓🐓
February 12, 2025
What a fun read! Even as an adult this was pleasantly surprising. An adventure story about an energetic hero and a grouchy scribe with both magical and deep scenes. And the illustrations are on point!!!
September 19, 2024
This was a super cute book! A bit young for me, but I still thoroughly enjoyed it. The descriptions are rich and there are several scenes I want to see artwork for because they sound absolutely beautiful. I could almost picture them (which for an aphantasic person is saying something!) There were lots of fun fantasy words, and I think those who love adventures and tales will enjoy this story. Can't wait for the second book!
April 9, 2025
The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword tries to be a quirky, offbeat fantasy romp with an eager heroine, a reluctant sidekick, and a peg-legged rooster who may or may not be hiding a blade. It’s got humor, it’s got adventure, and it’s got an ominous creeping fog. On paper, this sounds like a fun, middle-grade fantasy. In execution? I found it a bit underwhelming.
The biggest issue is that the book doesn’t quite commit to anything fully. The humor is present but not sharp enough to be truly funny. The adventure is in motion but rarely feels urgent or exciting. The magic system has some interesting ideas - time-based gods, song magic - but the story barely scratches the surface. Even the villains, including the ominous Thistle Willow and her foggy menace, feel more like background threats than real forces of tension. Galdifort’s grumpy Chronicler POV is a nice twist, but it doesn’t do enough (deeply subjective) to elevate the story beyond standard fare.
Younger readers new to fantasy might enjoy the lighthearted tone. Since I'm usually looking for something with more depth or originality, this one didn’t leave much of a lasting impression.
The biggest issue is that the book doesn’t quite commit to anything fully. The humor is present but not sharp enough to be truly funny. The adventure is in motion but rarely feels urgent or exciting. The magic system has some interesting ideas - time-based gods, song magic - but the story barely scratches the surface. Even the villains, including the ominous Thistle Willow and her foggy menace, feel more like background threats than real forces of tension. Galdifort’s grumpy Chronicler POV is a nice twist, but it doesn’t do enough (deeply subjective) to elevate the story beyond standard fare.
Younger readers new to fantasy might enjoy the lighthearted tone. Since I'm usually looking for something with more depth or originality, this one didn’t leave much of a lasting impression.
April 29, 2024
What an absolute delight!
I would have been obsessed with this book back when I was a young fantasy reader—I’m a little obsessed with it now as an old one.
This tenacious tale follows a young hero in training and her grumpy chronicler who is tasked with recording her first adventure. They end up on a much bigger adventure than planned.
We get action (appropriate for middle grade), adventure, magic, and a comical friendship—even a peg-legged rooster. Such fun!
I would have been obsessed with this book back when I was a young fantasy reader—I’m a little obsessed with it now as an old one.
This tenacious tale follows a young hero in training and her grumpy chronicler who is tasked with recording her first adventure. They end up on a much bigger adventure than planned.
We get action (appropriate for middle grade), adventure, magic, and a comical friendship—even a peg-legged rooster. Such fun!
September 4, 2024
A fun MG adventure with D&D vibes and a ton of heart! The dynamic between Tanna and Galdifort is adorable, and the quirky side characters and intriguing settings make this book a must if you have a young reader in your life (or if you're just young at heart). <3
August 31, 2024
Review coming. Categorized as a middle grade tale but is fantastic reading for all ages. My time with Tanna was well spent.
November 24, 2024
Whimsical, funny, and sweet, this is a story I’d be proud to share with my kids. The authors do a wonderful job not talking down to the reader, especially with some decisions they chose not to voice (although it feels a bit like a dead horse by the end). Mature but accessible prose, and an impressive amount of lore to pack into a MG-targeted book. Great illustrations that help set the mood, as well.
I wish it luck in SPFBOX this year. Anyone looking for a story that will capture your imagination and make you smile, check this one out.
I wish it luck in SPFBOX this year. Anyone looking for a story that will capture your imagination and make you smile, check this one out.
April 29, 2025
I read this for SPFBO. My review only. More about the contest and links at the bottom.
I fully expected to love this one and was looking forward to reading it because I thought it would be a light and fun read to break up the heavier stuff but The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword (Tanna) was hit and mostly miss with me.
The hits:
So, first off, yes, the story is light and fun! The writing is strong and the graphics are so darned cute! And they add a lot to the story.
I enjoyed the quirky moments of the book. I’m going to show my age here and say it reminded me a bit of how much fun Pippi Longstocking was when I first read it eons ago. Tanna has some of those same elements as Pippi, with kids out doing activities that they’re capable of but maybe not allowed to do because they aren’t adults yet and it’s full of comedy and quirky memorable characters. Tanna may not have lifted a horse over her head or live in a hollowed-out tree, but she definitely has that unerring optimism that Pippi has - which is probably why my mind went directly to those books.
Tanna isn’t our main view point though, it’s her scribe Galdifort that we see the story through and he’s just a bit uptight. Galdifort’s slightly grumpy persona goes a long way in countering Tanna’s constant enthusiasm…which I am sure could be exhausting after awhile.
I had some thoughts that if a person was reading the story aloud, the distinctly different characters of these two would make voicing them pretty easy. Also, Tanna’s attempts at High Handover would add some fun in those instances as well.
The rooster Pegs, was adorable. I’m not just saying that because I have chickens either. The moment where he was being used like a little exploding-berries rocket launcher, made me chuckle quite a bit.
The misses:
Well, the misses were small things but need to be said.
A lot of the names don’t exactly roll off the tongue. I’m not needing them to be the equivalent of Dick and Jane running up the hill, but Throgs, sickleficks (why not just fiddlesticks it’s just as cute a word?) and even Thistle Willow, were feeling a little tongue-twisty in my head - I couldn’t imagine reading the whole book aloud. Thistle Whistle, especially would wreck my immersion every time. I can’t even say it without whistling (maybe that’s the point, a little speech therapy on the sly?).
The bolded words- crack, boom, pop, etc. were so distracting, and make the book feel younger than some of the vocabulary implies. Mind you, I would complain about this in anything outside of a primary reader, comic, or manga because it pulls me out of a story quicker than almost anything else can.
Tanna had a an oddly rough first chapter for a MG. I just found it a little chaotic, and hard to follow, like it was trying to grab us with eccentricity and be all things at once. Maybe its just me but knowing it was middle grade I expected an easier to fall into intro chapter. After the first chapter or two though, it settles in nicely and feels more fun, than chaotic.
The TLDR:
I had a few complaints that pulled me out of the story but all in all The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is certainly a cute book and the illustrations are lovely.
spfbo score 7
Learn more about the contest here-
Mark Lawrence: The Official Self-Published Fantasy Blog-Off homepage #SPFBO SPFBO
Phase one is here
https://mark---lawrence.blogspot.com/...
Finalist board is here
Mark Lawrence: SPFBOX finalists - SPFBO 10
I fully expected to love this one and was looking forward to reading it because I thought it would be a light and fun read to break up the heavier stuff but The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword (Tanna) was hit and mostly miss with me.
The hits:
So, first off, yes, the story is light and fun! The writing is strong and the graphics are so darned cute! And they add a lot to the story.
I enjoyed the quirky moments of the book. I’m going to show my age here and say it reminded me a bit of how much fun Pippi Longstocking was when I first read it eons ago. Tanna has some of those same elements as Pippi, with kids out doing activities that they’re capable of but maybe not allowed to do because they aren’t adults yet and it’s full of comedy and quirky memorable characters. Tanna may not have lifted a horse over her head or live in a hollowed-out tree, but she definitely has that unerring optimism that Pippi has - which is probably why my mind went directly to those books.
Tanna isn’t our main view point though, it’s her scribe Galdifort that we see the story through and he’s just a bit uptight. Galdifort’s slightly grumpy persona goes a long way in countering Tanna’s constant enthusiasm…which I am sure could be exhausting after awhile.
I had some thoughts that if a person was reading the story aloud, the distinctly different characters of these two would make voicing them pretty easy. Also, Tanna’s attempts at High Handover would add some fun in those instances as well.
The rooster Pegs, was adorable. I’m not just saying that because I have chickens either. The moment where he was being used like a little exploding-berries rocket launcher, made me chuckle quite a bit.
The misses:
Well, the misses were small things but need to be said.
A lot of the names don’t exactly roll off the tongue. I’m not needing them to be the equivalent of Dick and Jane running up the hill, but Throgs, sickleficks (why not just fiddlesticks it’s just as cute a word?) and even Thistle Willow, were feeling a little tongue-twisty in my head - I couldn’t imagine reading the whole book aloud. Thistle Whistle, especially would wreck my immersion every time. I can’t even say it without whistling (maybe that’s the point, a little speech therapy on the sly?).
The bolded words- crack, boom, pop, etc. were so distracting, and make the book feel younger than some of the vocabulary implies. Mind you, I would complain about this in anything outside of a primary reader, comic, or manga because it pulls me out of a story quicker than almost anything else can.
Tanna had a an oddly rough first chapter for a MG. I just found it a little chaotic, and hard to follow, like it was trying to grab us with eccentricity and be all things at once. Maybe its just me but knowing it was middle grade I expected an easier to fall into intro chapter. After the first chapter or two though, it settles in nicely and feels more fun, than chaotic.
The TLDR:
I had a few complaints that pulled me out of the story but all in all The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is certainly a cute book and the illustrations are lovely.
spfbo score 7
Learn more about the contest here-
Mark Lawrence: The Official Self-Published Fantasy Blog-Off homepage #SPFBO SPFBO
Phase one is here
https://mark---lawrence.blogspot.com/...
Finalist board is here
Mark Lawrence: SPFBOX finalists - SPFBO 10
May 25, 2025
While SPFBO is a fantasy contest that has traditionally been associated with grimdark and classic fantasy, every now and then a brave new subgenre rises through to the finals to prove that fantasy really does have room for everyone. We’ve had romantasy and cozy fantasy find success, and now, for the first time, a middle grade fantasy has melted hearts and made it to the finals, and The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword surely deserves its place amongst its fantasy brethren.
This is a classic fantasy tale of Galdifort Quillpen, a chronicler-in-training, who’s job is to record the adventures of the young hero-in-training as they begin building their legendary career. The young hero they’ve been assigned is none other than Tanna the Tendersword, an overly-enthusiastic girl knight in desperate need of her first quest. Hard to record valiant deeds without a quest, right? This quest for a quest leads Tanna into accepting a dangerous mission into the local woods, haunted by an evil witch. There’s danger, there’s hijinks, and many companions they meet throughout their journey, including a warrior rooster.
The story is told from Galdifort’s POV, who is a stickler for the rules, overly cautious, and perhaps a little cowardly – the complete opposite to our gung-ho Tanna. But as the story progresses, the two must learn how to communicate with each other and learn each other’s strengths and weaknesses. Their growing friendship is the real heart of this story.
Now, I’ll admit I haven’t read that many Middle Grade books in my lifetime. I’m also not a parent (my cat doesn’t appreciate when I read to him) and therefore I have no idea whether this book works for its target audience. To me, the book uses a lot of complicated language and long sentences which sound like they might be difficult for reading aloud to your kid or cat in bed, but again, I don’t have that experience to judge it on those merits. Tanna is a fun adventure that captures the joy of youth with a lot of feel-good charm. This story would definitely appeal to younger readers. However, I am one of those grumpy adults that doesn’t want kids sword fighting on my lawn, and so I wasn’t the obvious target audience for The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword. The writing felt a bit too immature for my tastes, especially the constant onomatopoeia that made the book read younger than other MG books I’ve read before.
That said, if you’re a parent or happen to know some young goblins in your life, give Tanna a chance! It may well surprise you.
This is a classic fantasy tale of Galdifort Quillpen, a chronicler-in-training, who’s job is to record the adventures of the young hero-in-training as they begin building their legendary career. The young hero they’ve been assigned is none other than Tanna the Tendersword, an overly-enthusiastic girl knight in desperate need of her first quest. Hard to record valiant deeds without a quest, right? This quest for a quest leads Tanna into accepting a dangerous mission into the local woods, haunted by an evil witch. There’s danger, there’s hijinks, and many companions they meet throughout their journey, including a warrior rooster.
The story is told from Galdifort’s POV, who is a stickler for the rules, overly cautious, and perhaps a little cowardly – the complete opposite to our gung-ho Tanna. But as the story progresses, the two must learn how to communicate with each other and learn each other’s strengths and weaknesses. Their growing friendship is the real heart of this story.
Now, I’ll admit I haven’t read that many Middle Grade books in my lifetime. I’m also not a parent (my cat doesn’t appreciate when I read to him) and therefore I have no idea whether this book works for its target audience. To me, the book uses a lot of complicated language and long sentences which sound like they might be difficult for reading aloud to your kid or cat in bed, but again, I don’t have that experience to judge it on those merits. Tanna is a fun adventure that captures the joy of youth with a lot of feel-good charm. This story would definitely appeal to younger readers. However, I am one of those grumpy adults that doesn’t want kids sword fighting on my lawn, and so I wasn’t the obvious target audience for The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword. The writing felt a bit too immature for my tastes, especially the constant onomatopoeia that made the book read younger than other MG books I’ve read before.
That said, if you’re a parent or happen to know some young goblins in your life, give Tanna a chance! It may well surprise you.
November 8, 2024
What a fun book to read! Definitely worth the spfbo finalist title.
The characters were cool, the plot was solid, and it got so many laughs out of me. TTTTT proves once again that its always great to have two polar opposites as main characters, and I had a ton of fun reading it. It sure as hell wasn't what I expected from a middle grade famtasy, first time in fifteen years that I read one.
The idea of an organisation that organises quests is the funniest meta fantasy element I have ever seen, and made TTTTT a very unique story too.
My favourite character was definitely Cluck Norris (sorry, I meant Peggs), as most readers will probably agree but the rest of the cast was also great. And, the illustrations are fantastic. Very fun read!
The characters were cool, the plot was solid, and it got so many laughs out of me. TTTTT proves once again that its always great to have two polar opposites as main characters, and I had a ton of fun reading it. It sure as hell wasn't what I expected from a middle grade famtasy, first time in fifteen years that I read one.
The idea of an organisation that organises quests is the funniest meta fantasy element I have ever seen, and made TTTTT a very unique story too.
My favourite character was definitely Cluck Norris (sorry, I meant Peggs), as most readers will probably agree but the rest of the cast was also great. And, the illustrations are fantastic. Very fun read!
April 7, 2025
This review was originally posted on SFF Insiders.
You ever do a group project at school, except you’re the only competent one, and your group partners are someone with extreme ADHD and a rooster? No? Just me? Well, that’s basically the premise of this book. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is a relentlessly charming middle-grade adventure story brimming with heart. Dewey Conway and Bill Adams have teamed up to craft a tale (a tenacious one, perhaps) that works just as well for the kids as it does for the parents.
Following in his famous aunt’s footsteps, Galdifort Quillpen wishes to be a chronicler of the grand deeds of heroes, and he finally has the opportunity to do so. The problem? He’s been teamed up with Tanna the Tendersword, who not only cannot find her first entry-level quest, but struggles to even find requests for quests. But that all changes when Tanna at last receives her first quest that any would-be hero would want: follow a peg-legged rooster through a haunted forest to save a crying mushroom. If this quest will come to completion, Tanna—with Galdifort reluctantly in tow—must face a wicked sorceress, a fog monster, and nasty lizard henchmen. And also the rules and guidelines of being an adventurer—because when faced with acts of heroism, the true final villain may just be bureaucratic red tape.
Conway and Adams do a tremendous job of pulling the reader in right from go. This story had a hold on me from the first chapter and sets the stage well. The duo of Galdifort and Tanna is a memorable one, with Galdifort wanting only to complete his first chronicle, but is utterly flummoxed and disappointed at being partnered with Tanna. Much of the book’s humor comes from Tanna’s happy-go-lucky and carefree attitude, misinterpreting or bending guidelines and information, or misusing an archaic language simply for the purposes of sounding “official.” The odd-couple pairing is a simple one, but it works very well here. Add in their sword-wielding peg-legged rooster companion, and you have an adventuring party for the ages here.
Overall, the story presents a very basic setup and world, but with just enough twists on the formula to keep things feeling fresh. At its core, Tanna the Tendersword is an easy sword-and-sorcery tale, but throw in some things like an adventurer’s guidebook, complete with legal proceedings for how one seeks out quests, completes them, and “levels up” their adventuring ranking, and you’ve got a solid recipe for something new pulled from the old.
This is especially evident in the journey itself. You have your evil sorceress and her monster underlings, who, on their own, don’t exactly fly off the page, but it’s everything that surrounds them that lifts the story above its minor shortcomings. It’s Galdifort furiously scribbling everything happening around him, or Tanna stating words wrong. It’s the hidden snippets of lore woven within the narrative that provide a great foundation for future books. It’s the reciting of bylaws to try and get out of doing certain parts of quests on a technicality. It’s so many little things that make this book ooze with charm.
It's by no means a complex story, but it also doesn’t need to be. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is a middle-grade book, yes, but it doesn’t “write down” to meet that target. It’s light on danger and suspense, but still manages to have deep characterization and worldbuilding, all the while hitting that sweet spot of being a perfect read for both the younger and older crowds.
If you’re looking for a, ahem, tenacious tale that the younger reader in your life would like, then look no further than The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword. And give it a go yourself, while you’re at it—there’s a ton to like here, no matter the age group.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna convince my wife to stop cooking mushrooms—one of them could have been waiting to give us a quest.
You ever do a group project at school, except you’re the only competent one, and your group partners are someone with extreme ADHD and a rooster? No? Just me? Well, that’s basically the premise of this book. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is a relentlessly charming middle-grade adventure story brimming with heart. Dewey Conway and Bill Adams have teamed up to craft a tale (a tenacious one, perhaps) that works just as well for the kids as it does for the parents.
Following in his famous aunt’s footsteps, Galdifort Quillpen wishes to be a chronicler of the grand deeds of heroes, and he finally has the opportunity to do so. The problem? He’s been teamed up with Tanna the Tendersword, who not only cannot find her first entry-level quest, but struggles to even find requests for quests. But that all changes when Tanna at last receives her first quest that any would-be hero would want: follow a peg-legged rooster through a haunted forest to save a crying mushroom. If this quest will come to completion, Tanna—with Galdifort reluctantly in tow—must face a wicked sorceress, a fog monster, and nasty lizard henchmen. And also the rules and guidelines of being an adventurer—because when faced with acts of heroism, the true final villain may just be bureaucratic red tape.
Conway and Adams do a tremendous job of pulling the reader in right from go. This story had a hold on me from the first chapter and sets the stage well. The duo of Galdifort and Tanna is a memorable one, with Galdifort wanting only to complete his first chronicle, but is utterly flummoxed and disappointed at being partnered with Tanna. Much of the book’s humor comes from Tanna’s happy-go-lucky and carefree attitude, misinterpreting or bending guidelines and information, or misusing an archaic language simply for the purposes of sounding “official.” The odd-couple pairing is a simple one, but it works very well here. Add in their sword-wielding peg-legged rooster companion, and you have an adventuring party for the ages here.
Overall, the story presents a very basic setup and world, but with just enough twists on the formula to keep things feeling fresh. At its core, Tanna the Tendersword is an easy sword-and-sorcery tale, but throw in some things like an adventurer’s guidebook, complete with legal proceedings for how one seeks out quests, completes them, and “levels up” their adventuring ranking, and you’ve got a solid recipe for something new pulled from the old.
This is especially evident in the journey itself. You have your evil sorceress and her monster underlings, who, on their own, don’t exactly fly off the page, but it’s everything that surrounds them that lifts the story above its minor shortcomings. It’s Galdifort furiously scribbling everything happening around him, or Tanna stating words wrong. It’s the hidden snippets of lore woven within the narrative that provide a great foundation for future books. It’s the reciting of bylaws to try and get out of doing certain parts of quests on a technicality. It’s so many little things that make this book ooze with charm.
It's by no means a complex story, but it also doesn’t need to be. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is a middle-grade book, yes, but it doesn’t “write down” to meet that target. It’s light on danger and suspense, but still manages to have deep characterization and worldbuilding, all the while hitting that sweet spot of being a perfect read for both the younger and older crowds.
If you’re looking for a, ahem, tenacious tale that the younger reader in your life would like, then look no further than The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword. And give it a go yourself, while you’re at it—there’s a ton to like here, no matter the age group.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna convince my wife to stop cooking mushrooms—one of them could have been waiting to give us a quest.
December 24, 2024
3.5 stars
Children and middle-grade books aren't really my thing, but I was curious since this one is a SPFBOX finalist, and it is a highly unusual thing. And I am really glad to have read it! It is nice, it is cute, it is funny, and it is a really well developed book!
Tanna is a great character, she is the hero, the one who doesn't fear anything (because even when she is scared, she is not scared to be there for the people who need help) and who is always ready to take on a challenge, while Galdifort is her perfect counterbalance. And then we have some secondary characters who are just great! Peggs is my favorite, and to be honest, I don't know if you can count him between the main ones or the secondary ones, but still... you need to meet him!
All in all, it is fun and adorable!
Children and middle-grade books aren't really my thing, but I was curious since this one is a SPFBOX finalist, and it is a highly unusual thing. And I am really glad to have read it! It is nice, it is cute, it is funny, and it is a really well developed book!
Tanna is a great character, she is the hero, the one who doesn't fear anything (because even when she is scared, she is not scared to be there for the people who need help) and who is always ready to take on a challenge, while Galdifort is her perfect counterbalance. And then we have some secondary characters who are just great! Peggs is my favorite, and to be honest, I don't know if you can count him between the main ones or the secondary ones, but still... you need to meet him!
All in all, it is fun and adorable!
December 26, 2024
I read this for class because my teacher gave us a winter break reading challenge to read a book and do a review, so this is my review. I didn't think Id like it but wow! I read a lot of books and this one was pretty quick. I like Tanna and Galdifort a lot, but my favorite is Peggs with his pegleg sword. Galdifort doesn’t really like Tanna at the beginning, but he becomes friends with her by the end. I’m glad my mom got this for me and I think anyone would really like this story. I recommend this book!
January 7, 2025
I have been challenging myself to read all the SPFBO finalists the last couple of years. I am in no way associated with the competition, but I find these a good way of discovering new Indie authors. This year (SPFBO 10) I had already read and reviewed one of the finalists when the finalist line up was announced. I chose this one second as I had previously read an enjoyed a book from Bill Adams.
First things first - this is not a typical book that I would expect to see in the SPFBO finals. This is a middle grade targeted book. Whilst we have seen the occasional YA book in the SPFBO finals I do not think we have seen a middle grade one. The target audience for this book is thus very different to the target audience for the other books here, and this is reflected in the complexity of both the prose and the theming.
This is a light hearted LitRPG style book, with a similar kind of humour to the card game 'Munchkin' - relatively jokely themed items and a somewhat meta view towards the story. The main protagonists are 12 years old (although I found their voices felt more adult than there supposed age) attempting a first quest out of some questing school. There is a guidebook with lists of what are considered suitable first level quests (this guide is frequently referenced in the book). The 'hero' character (Tanna) is an impulsive and excitable person so promptly ignores most of this, despite the protestations of the other MC, Galdifort her dour and grumpy chronicler. Tanna reminds me of a somewhat overexcitable puppy - fairly fun although somewhat exhausting after a while. Galdifort is old beyond his years and has a certain Marvin the Paranoid Android vibe. Neither of them were especially likeable characters, despite being them very different and there is not a huge amount of growth in either character or their relationship.
There is a lot of whimsy in the story, but the story is pretty predictable in its patterns. Humour is always subjective, and some of it works better than other parts. It is mostly a slapstick or absurdist style humour which again fits the target audience. LitRPG has that kind of rush from place to place type of feel. The journey is the story here more than the characters.
I do struggle with this book in the frame of the SPFBO competition. It is a good middle grade LitRPG fantasy book. It is fun, it is well written, but by their very nature middle grade books are not going to be pushing the boundaries or challenging an adult reader much, and when put against the other books in the competition I do think this will struggle. It is fun and works in the target it is intended, but that target also limits it somewhat.
First things first - this is not a typical book that I would expect to see in the SPFBO finals. This is a middle grade targeted book. Whilst we have seen the occasional YA book in the SPFBO finals I do not think we have seen a middle grade one. The target audience for this book is thus very different to the target audience for the other books here, and this is reflected in the complexity of both the prose and the theming.
This is a light hearted LitRPG style book, with a similar kind of humour to the card game 'Munchkin' - relatively jokely themed items and a somewhat meta view towards the story. The main protagonists are 12 years old (although I found their voices felt more adult than there supposed age) attempting a first quest out of some questing school. There is a guidebook with lists of what are considered suitable first level quests (this guide is frequently referenced in the book). The 'hero' character (Tanna) is an impulsive and excitable person so promptly ignores most of this, despite the protestations of the other MC, Galdifort her dour and grumpy chronicler. Tanna reminds me of a somewhat overexcitable puppy - fairly fun although somewhat exhausting after a while. Galdifort is old beyond his years and has a certain Marvin the Paranoid Android vibe. Neither of them were especially likeable characters, despite being them very different and there is not a huge amount of growth in either character or their relationship.
There is a lot of whimsy in the story, but the story is pretty predictable in its patterns. Humour is always subjective, and some of it works better than other parts. It is mostly a slapstick or absurdist style humour which again fits the target audience. LitRPG has that kind of rush from place to place type of feel. The journey is the story here more than the characters.
I do struggle with this book in the frame of the SPFBO competition. It is a good middle grade LitRPG fantasy book. It is fun, it is well written, but by their very nature middle grade books are not going to be pushing the boundaries or challenging an adult reader much, and when put against the other books in the competition I do think this will struggle. It is fun and works in the target it is intended, but that target also limits it somewhat.
December 24, 2024
Excellent
This book is a very interesting book. I loved it and can’t wait for the sequel. This book is a hit for all ages.
This book is a very interesting book. I loved it and can’t wait for the sequel. This book is a hit for all ages.
May 14, 2024
★ ★ ★ 1/2 (rounded up)
This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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WHAT'S THE TENACIOUS TALE OF TANNA THE TENDERSWORD ABOUT?
Tanna is an aspiring Champion, a hero in training, and a student at Edic Academy of Valient Adventurers who is looking for her first quest. It ought to be small, as she's young and inexperienced, this is the chance to show that she can accept a challenge and complete it successfully, thereby earning the opportunity to further her education.
Traveling with her is a Chronicler-in-training. His duty is to accompany her as she seeks for and then completes her quest, writing the official (and perhaps mildly dramatized) version of her heroics. When/if Tanna becomes a full-fledged Champion, he (or another Chronicler) will accompany her, so someone can tell the tale of her adventures for the entertainment and edification of non-heroes. Galdifort Quillpen is less than appreciative that Tanna's search for a quest centers on a village populated largely by pigs and pigherders. The sights, smells, and sounds are not what he had in mind.
But she's not finding a quest, and they only have a few days before they have to return to the Academy. Returning empty-handed will set them back in their training—perhaps derailing it entirely. Tanna is keeping busy helping people with chores and being friendly—but that's not a guidebook-approved quest.
She excitedly comes to him, however, with an opportunity. Someone knows someone who can send them on a search to request for a quest. They only have to talk to a few people, travel after curfew (and a great distance) to a place that will put them very near the territory of a witch who is largely only referred to as What's-Her-Name, to hopefully find the person with a quest. Tanna's dogged determination and some rather exciting circumstances force Galdifort into agreeing to go along with her (complaining and objecting the entire way).
And that's just the beginning...
Along the way, they will meet a peg-legged Rooster who is a vicious fighter, talking (and crying) mushrooms, a giant hawk-like bird, and enough other strange creatures to fill a Bingo card. They'll face dangers and personal challenges. And maybe, just maybe, learn something. You know, if they survive.
SPOON!
Okay, Tanna doesn't have a battle cry that silly. (Yet?) But throughout the book the relationship between Tanna and Galdifort reminded me so much of The Tick and Arthur (in every incarnation, but primarily the animated version, just because I've spent more time with that one). Tanna has The Tick's optimism, the sheer belief that things will work out, she'll vanquish her foes, and that the right will prevail—because that's how it goes. She also has The Tick's, um, poor grasp on vocabulary, understanding of complicated matters, obliviousness toward their companion's attitutde, and propensity for overblown dialogue.
Meanwhile, Galdifort has Arthur's intelligence, reluctance to rush into danger, preoccupation with the kinds of things that their heroic companions miss, pessimism (they'd both argue realism), and both find themselves more loyal to and confident in their companion.
I don't think that Conway and Adams consciously modeled their duo on Edlund's—but there are worse ideas. I think it's just that this combination of traits really works for comedy, drama, and ongoing character development. Something they all discovered and used to well. It's also a good way to explain to blog readers of a certain age what kind of character dynamics are present when they buy a copy of this book of their MG readers (or themselves, I don't judge).
THE ILLUSTRATIONS
Because I'm so lousy at describing art, I do want to point you to some samples on the author's site, and they are great. Cute as all get out, Galdifort's personality is captured perfectly. Tanna's wide-eyed optimism and energy is clear. And I'd love a print of that Peggs illustration.
So, that's the flavor. The art isn't a major component of the book--there's a small illustration on the first page of each chapter, just a little bit of eye-candy. There are some medium-large illustrations scattered throughout the text as well. Nothing to distract you from the story (well, much). Mostly their purpose appears to be to grab your eyes and suck you in. They are whimsical (there's one that depicts a miserable and harrowing experience, but even the illustration is a little whimsical--without taking away from the misery), and add just a little pizazz to the experience. The text doesn't require them, but I can't imagine that they'd do anything but entertain and engage the reader.
Consider me a Dewey Conway fan.
SO, WHAT DID I THINK ABOUT THE TENACIOUS TALE OF TANNA THE TENDERSWORD?
This was ridiculously fun. I wish I was in Middle Grades so I could appreciate it a bit more—I'm too jaded and old to really get into it the way I wanted to, I could see what the authors were doing, and so on. It took a little bit of the fun out of it for me. But when I could suspend my, um, advanced adulthood and just enjoy the story, boy howdy, did I.
There were some rough patches for me when it came to grammar and language, and they most likely will have been addressed by publication. I couldn't even tell you what they were now, so they were pretty minor (nor could I find them easily, because I tried). But I can't imagine that any 5th +/- grader is going to pick up on them (or care).
The humor and heart are both evident throughout—I don't know that I laughed out loud (see the jaded bit above), but I was frequently amused. There were some subtle messages/life lessons woven into the text that I appreciated and probably won't come across as messages or life lessons for the target reader. I have to be vague with what I liked because a lot of the fun is in the discovery—or the way that Galdifort grumpily engages with or describes the world around him (he's not quite Puddleglum or Eeyore, but he could get there one day with enough effort). But I assure you, it's entertaining from at least page 3 right up to the end.
I think the experience would be enhanced a bit by having the illustrations, but even without them, I was entertained. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is good, wholesome fun that will surely engage most readers of all ages, with a satisfying conclusion—and a good hook to bring us all back for the second in the trilogy.
Disclaimer: I received a copy of this ARC from the authors in exchange for my honest opinion.
This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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WHAT'S THE TENACIOUS TALE OF TANNA THE TENDERSWORD ABOUT?
Tanna is an aspiring Champion, a hero in training, and a student at Edic Academy of Valient Adventurers who is looking for her first quest. It ought to be small, as she's young and inexperienced, this is the chance to show that she can accept a challenge and complete it successfully, thereby earning the opportunity to further her education.
Traveling with her is a Chronicler-in-training. His duty is to accompany her as she seeks for and then completes her quest, writing the official (and perhaps mildly dramatized) version of her heroics. When/if Tanna becomes a full-fledged Champion, he (or another Chronicler) will accompany her, so someone can tell the tale of her adventures for the entertainment and edification of non-heroes. Galdifort Quillpen is less than appreciative that Tanna's search for a quest centers on a village populated largely by pigs and pigherders. The sights, smells, and sounds are not what he had in mind.
But she's not finding a quest, and they only have a few days before they have to return to the Academy. Returning empty-handed will set them back in their training—perhaps derailing it entirely. Tanna is keeping busy helping people with chores and being friendly—but that's not a guidebook-approved quest.
She excitedly comes to him, however, with an opportunity. Someone knows someone who can send them on a search to request for a quest. They only have to talk to a few people, travel after curfew (and a great distance) to a place that will put them very near the territory of a witch who is largely only referred to as What's-Her-Name, to hopefully find the person with a quest. Tanna's dogged determination and some rather exciting circumstances force Galdifort into agreeing to go along with her (complaining and objecting the entire way).
And that's just the beginning...
Along the way, they will meet a peg-legged Rooster who is a vicious fighter, talking (and crying) mushrooms, a giant hawk-like bird, and enough other strange creatures to fill a Bingo card. They'll face dangers and personal challenges. And maybe, just maybe, learn something. You know, if they survive.
SPOON!
Okay, Tanna doesn't have a battle cry that silly. (Yet?) But throughout the book the relationship between Tanna and Galdifort reminded me so much of The Tick and Arthur (in every incarnation, but primarily the animated version, just because I've spent more time with that one). Tanna has The Tick's optimism, the sheer belief that things will work out, she'll vanquish her foes, and that the right will prevail—because that's how it goes. She also has The Tick's, um, poor grasp on vocabulary, understanding of complicated matters, obliviousness toward their companion's attitutde, and propensity for overblown dialogue.
Meanwhile, Galdifort has Arthur's intelligence, reluctance to rush into danger, preoccupation with the kinds of things that their heroic companions miss, pessimism (they'd both argue realism), and both find themselves more loyal to and confident in their companion.
I don't think that Conway and Adams consciously modeled their duo on Edlund's—but there are worse ideas. I think it's just that this combination of traits really works for comedy, drama, and ongoing character development. Something they all discovered and used to well. It's also a good way to explain to blog readers of a certain age what kind of character dynamics are present when they buy a copy of this book of their MG readers (or themselves, I don't judge).
THE ILLUSTRATIONS
Because I'm so lousy at describing art, I do want to point you to some samples on the author's site, and they are great. Cute as all get out, Galdifort's personality is captured perfectly. Tanna's wide-eyed optimism and energy is clear. And I'd love a print of that Peggs illustration.
So, that's the flavor. The art isn't a major component of the book--there's a small illustration on the first page of each chapter, just a little bit of eye-candy. There are some medium-large illustrations scattered throughout the text as well. Nothing to distract you from the story (well, much). Mostly their purpose appears to be to grab your eyes and suck you in. They are whimsical (there's one that depicts a miserable and harrowing experience, but even the illustration is a little whimsical--without taking away from the misery), and add just a little pizazz to the experience. The text doesn't require them, but I can't imagine that they'd do anything but entertain and engage the reader.
Consider me a Dewey Conway fan.
SO, WHAT DID I THINK ABOUT THE TENACIOUS TALE OF TANNA THE TENDERSWORD?
This was ridiculously fun. I wish I was in Middle Grades so I could appreciate it a bit more—I'm too jaded and old to really get into it the way I wanted to, I could see what the authors were doing, and so on. It took a little bit of the fun out of it for me. But when I could suspend my, um, advanced adulthood and just enjoy the story, boy howdy, did I.
There were some rough patches for me when it came to grammar and language, and they most likely will have been addressed by publication. I couldn't even tell you what they were now, so they were pretty minor (nor could I find them easily, because I tried). But I can't imagine that any 5th +/- grader is going to pick up on them (or care).
The humor and heart are both evident throughout—I don't know that I laughed out loud (see the jaded bit above), but I was frequently amused. There were some subtle messages/life lessons woven into the text that I appreciated and probably won't come across as messages or life lessons for the target reader. I have to be vague with what I liked because a lot of the fun is in the discovery—or the way that Galdifort grumpily engages with or describes the world around him (he's not quite Puddleglum or Eeyore, but he could get there one day with enough effort). But I assure you, it's entertaining from at least page 3 right up to the end.
I think the experience would be enhanced a bit by having the illustrations, but even without them, I was entertained. The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is good, wholesome fun that will surely engage most readers of all ages, with a satisfying conclusion—and a good hook to bring us all back for the second in the trilogy.
Disclaimer: I received a copy of this ARC from the authors in exchange for my honest opinion.
August 19, 2024
This story is packed with medieval fun and fantasy. An upbeat hero-in-training with her grumpy chronicler are set upon finding a quest. They team up with my favorite character, a pegged-leg warrior rooster. There's plenty of goofy monsters to fight, and mysterious places to explore. Not only is this appropriate for middle schoolers, it's entertaining for anyone of any age who loves a bit of comedy with their quest stories. I love this book, and will buy a paperback copy for my kids.
March 29, 2025
This was a lot of fun and great for kids and adults to share together.
The illustrations inside add another layer of delightfulness and makes the story come alive. For readers who might spot what's coming next or in the end, there are still unexpected curveballs that keep the story fun, silly,, deep, and enjoyable. I can't wait to continue Tanna's requests for quests alongside her suffering chronicler, Galdifort.
The illustrations inside add another layer of delightfulness and makes the story come alive. For readers who might spot what's coming next or in the end, there are still unexpected curveballs that keep the story fun, silly,, deep, and enjoyable. I can't wait to continue Tanna's requests for quests alongside her suffering chronicler, Galdifort.
April 14, 2025
I read this for #SPFBO and unfortunately it didn’t work as well as I had hoped it would for me. Whilst I was excited for a younger book to be on the finalist list, and I have to say the illustrations included throughout were charming and fun, it didn’t quite work out as a whole package.
This is the story of Tanna (a quest-seeking would-be champion) and her Chronicler, Galdifort Quillpen. Galdifort is a bit of a grump, and Tanna is truly the most optimistic and upbeat character that you could come across. They make for an odd pairing, but one which naturally has tension and can be entertaining. There’s a fair bit of poking fun at one another, eye-rolling and oblivious frolicking. This may well work for readers who love a more humour-driven story, it wasn’t my personal favourite.
The book itself is paced well for a young adult or children’s read, with a fast pace and a mystery or two thrown in along the way to keep you engaged. The plot felt simple and yet there are a few things which we see as potential future book avenues, and wider-world narratives. I like that we have further to go here and we can enjoy poking a toe into this world and knowing that we’re only seeing a bit, and that actually there’s a lot more going on further afield with other would-be champions and chroniclers.
The relationship between the characters is tricksy and they seem to like or tolerate one another for most of the book. For me, I found their personality clash was less a source of entertainment and fun, and more something that grated a bit on me and became a little less charming the more I read of it.
One other thing which may work, or not, depending on who you are and your preferences is the use of onomatopoeia. BOOM! BANG! CRASH! etc. this does indeed suit a book for a younger audience, but I felt as though this book was actually trying to hit quite a lot of ages, and maybe didn’t quite register with any of them fully as a result. The onomatopoeia in particular got a bit repetitive for me as time wore on, and I found myself doing a bit of eye-rolling rather than being invested into the storyline.
So what’s the adventure here, and is it a story I liked? It’s fairly simple really, these two need to gain a quest and complete it (according to the advice of the handbooks) so they can level up and keep investigating the disappearance of Galdifort’s aunt (also a chronicler) and her friend and champion who seem to have vanished. The plot weaves about mixing with sentient birds, mushrooms, witches and more. There’s not a shortage of magic and mayhem, and as a book to engage the imagination it has a lot of quirks and exciting moments.
Overall, I struggled with this, I did enjoy parts of it, but it reminded me in some ways of Brandon Sanderson’s The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. This is probably a big tick for many people who love that book, but that one didn’t work well for me either (and yet I’ve loved other Sanderson titles). I think sometimes humour is a big thing to put you onto or off of a story and for me in this case it just didn’t grip me. Alongside that I also had a few too many niggles with the stylistic choices, and the tone.
In the end, I can see super strong potential here, but the long and short of it is that I didn’t really enjoy my experience with this book and I found it a struggle to get through at times because of the annoying quirks. Personally I won’t be reading more in the series and I would give it a 2.5/5 which is 5/10 for #SPFBO. The artwork and fun puns and names brought it up a bit for me, but I think this is a marmite book that will work for some and not others, and I am the “others” in this case!
This is the story of Tanna (a quest-seeking would-be champion) and her Chronicler, Galdifort Quillpen. Galdifort is a bit of a grump, and Tanna is truly the most optimistic and upbeat character that you could come across. They make for an odd pairing, but one which naturally has tension and can be entertaining. There’s a fair bit of poking fun at one another, eye-rolling and oblivious frolicking. This may well work for readers who love a more humour-driven story, it wasn’t my personal favourite.
The book itself is paced well for a young adult or children’s read, with a fast pace and a mystery or two thrown in along the way to keep you engaged. The plot felt simple and yet there are a few things which we see as potential future book avenues, and wider-world narratives. I like that we have further to go here and we can enjoy poking a toe into this world and knowing that we’re only seeing a bit, and that actually there’s a lot more going on further afield with other would-be champions and chroniclers.
The relationship between the characters is tricksy and they seem to like or tolerate one another for most of the book. For me, I found their personality clash was less a source of entertainment and fun, and more something that grated a bit on me and became a little less charming the more I read of it.
One other thing which may work, or not, depending on who you are and your preferences is the use of onomatopoeia. BOOM! BANG! CRASH! etc. this does indeed suit a book for a younger audience, but I felt as though this book was actually trying to hit quite a lot of ages, and maybe didn’t quite register with any of them fully as a result. The onomatopoeia in particular got a bit repetitive for me as time wore on, and I found myself doing a bit of eye-rolling rather than being invested into the storyline.
So what’s the adventure here, and is it a story I liked? It’s fairly simple really, these two need to gain a quest and complete it (according to the advice of the handbooks) so they can level up and keep investigating the disappearance of Galdifort’s aunt (also a chronicler) and her friend and champion who seem to have vanished. The plot weaves about mixing with sentient birds, mushrooms, witches and more. There’s not a shortage of magic and mayhem, and as a book to engage the imagination it has a lot of quirks and exciting moments.
Overall, I struggled with this, I did enjoy parts of it, but it reminded me in some ways of Brandon Sanderson’s The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. This is probably a big tick for many people who love that book, but that one didn’t work well for me either (and yet I’ve loved other Sanderson titles). I think sometimes humour is a big thing to put you onto or off of a story and for me in this case it just didn’t grip me. Alongside that I also had a few too many niggles with the stylistic choices, and the tone.
In the end, I can see super strong potential here, but the long and short of it is that I didn’t really enjoy my experience with this book and I found it a struggle to get through at times because of the annoying quirks. Personally I won’t be reading more in the series and I would give it a 2.5/5 which is 5/10 for #SPFBO. The artwork and fun puns and names brought it up a bit for me, but I think this is a marmite book that will work for some and not others, and I am the “others” in this case!
February 3, 2025
I really enjoyed this! The world is fascinating and super interesting, with unique ideas I've not seen before. My only complaint is that our main character is a bit too much of a grump, but perhaps he'll mellow with the next book or possibly we'll follow Bryne?? I will definitely be following the series!
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