His pet, that is. Never mind those forbidden feelings that take their relationship to wild and wonderfully taboo new places…
This book is for anyone who has ever longed for a large, hot AF monster hero to slay their enemies, free them from life’s cage, take care of their every need, and make them come in more ways than thought possible.
Seriously. It’s all here. Hydrate well, and escape into this intensely smutty, feel-good fantasy.
Kinks size difference, monster dong, cherry-popping, milking kink / lactation kink, gaping, butt stuff, medical interventions, BDSM, pet play…
This was glorious monster porn and I was here for it! When Garonn has completed his duty as a protector of humankind, he is gifted with his own manor on Earth and a human pet of his choosing. He has no understanding what a human companion could mean...
Vanya has never known kindness. So when she is rescued from her cell, her dream of being whisked away is about to become reality. Being 'cared for' takes on a whole new meaning. The dynamic between Garinn and Vanya was so effortless and hot; be prepared for your panties to melt off.
He makes it with his body? That’s… amazing. I tug him closer by the cock and stroke the way he did yesterday. I wrap my mouth over the juicy slit in the bulbous knob at the end of his cock as best I can and suck with all my might.
I’m not prepared for his excitement. He stamps his foot, holds my head, and rocks back and forth, stretching my mouth until I squeal. The discomfort eases immediately, and I gaze up at him in wonder. Is there anything he can’t do?
Apart from two of the most delightful characters you'll ever meet, Heavy Petting was seriously kinky. Featuring a master with a silky pelt and monstrous size all over, and a human girl who doesn't understand why she's so insatiable, I inhaled this. Everything you could wish for is in here - and yep I refer to all the sexual shenanigans. A hucow romance, and the best one yet!
⭐️3.9/5 I randomely picked this up one day and ended up eating it upppp! It’s definitely centered around smut but that’s also important to the plot soo….you’ll see. Basically, in this world, monsters have human pets, BUT not in the bad way! They rescue them from abusive or dangerous situations and keep them to take care of and *pleasure* for the rest of their time! This is a wild one so don’t take it too seriously;)
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🌶️5/5 definitely review the trigger warnings- this is NOT for everyone!
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monster hero x abused human MF virgin heroine caretaking size/height different ‘pet’ kink lactation explicit content…..18+ read!! etc.
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they basically sustain each other for survival
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i recommend this to my monster loving girlies!! message me if you want to chat🖤✨
So this was disappointing. There’s a key in the beginning which translates certain words/phrases from monster to English, however, having to stop to translate multiple sentences in a scene is distracting and after a few chapters I gave up and decided I’d just rather not know.
I’m a pretty big believer in continuity and the plot is initially explained as the monsters saving humans from enslavement by another ruling (evil?) class of human. Okay 👍 I’m down. Except these humans have tails. Tails. Why? Where did they come from? Is this an alternate earth? Or another planet? Or in this way in the future when we’ve grown tails? I need an explanation.
These two don’t know each other’s languages but they fall helplessly in love through earth shifting sex? Hmm. 🤔 I don’t know, maybe I’m being nitpicky but I need more story to make that jump.
It is a quick read, so there’s that, but it comes at the cost of story… there is none. At all. And it’s not that well written so, it was kind of a struggle. If all you’re looking for is sex, you’ll get that in spades. I like a smidgen of story with my sex.
Do not let the sweet cover fool you. It’s sweet but also bizarre and kinky and silly and filthy. It is NOT for you if you hate daddy or pet kink.
A race of warrior aliens have conquered earth and killed all of the humans who abused their power (it’s not on page). Yes, that’s ridiculous, but honestly, it doesn’t matter for the story. Just picture our alien warriors as large humanoids with a thick gray pelt and horns.
The story starts once it’s done and the victorious aliens are at a loss as to what to do next. Garonn’s commander tells him that some warriors are taking humans as pets and oh, by the way, here’s this nifty book about training humans. Soon thereafter, Garonn finds Vanya, a young woman who had been enslaved and beaten by her (now dead) human owners.
Garonn knows he’s lonely, but he has doubts. “Could I even take care of a human? I don’t know much about them, beyond how easy they are to maim.”
So, what does the how-to-train-humans book advise? I’m not telling, except to say that it’s an unusually symbiotic relationship.
CWs and tropes No common language One-handed read Size difference Mars needs women Cum as 100% nutritional food source Captivity (willing) Virgin FMC Medical kink Daddy/pet 24/7 Infantilization Stretching Will it fit Lactation kink Bondage
I was so fascinated by how bad this was that I couldn't make myself stop reading it...? The smut was awful yeah but the way the main girl is acting like she is 5 plus the whole pet play that isn't really pet play... And the milking machine... Hilariously bad 😂
I don’t even know what to say about this. It’s a hucow erotica with ass play and medical play. It’s got somnophilia and milking and she is his pet. Lots of consent issues. She doesn’t even know his name. She has no autonomy. Literally a pet. No plot at all.
And yet. I fear I liked it. Somebody ground me and take away my KU subscription. This is getting ridiculous.
size difference, monster dong, cherry-popping Virgin FMC. Milking kink / lactation kink. Cum feeding. gaping, butt stuff, medical interventions, BDSM, pet play. No OMD/OWD. No cheating. No pregnancy. Epilogue with sex.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
LOL pure smut & monster kink vibes. Totally out there — even for me — but kudos for creativity. Still not totally sure what I just read but I think that’s kind of the point. Lots of butt stuff, use of the word “milking” and the pet kink is very literal lolol
😆😆 the whole pet thing drove me nuts, I wanted to smack the girl for going along with the whole crawling around bit, but otherwise pure smutty smut smut as advertised 😆
What I appreciate is that this book delivers everything the author tells us in the content warning, cover graphics, and book title. This is a monster fantasy erotica in novella form. You get a good (monster) guy gifted with a pet for his hard service in the war/army. You also have a sweet pet (human) who loves her master after being rescued. The erotica may feel cheesy if read out of context but is well done within the story and universe. If I see these same lines in a contemporary romance I would be "ummm" drier than the Sahara but it totally works here. The author writes with such enthusiasm, joy and brightness that it really sets the tone. The characters are both so adorable in their way of navigating this situation. You will get milking, breeding, collar, cumstuffing, cum feeding, breast stimulation, talk of lactation, penis suckage, kitty kat licking, kitty kat swatting, petting, pet play, hind quarters licking and play, hard hand grips in hips and overall naughty times.
I loved this book as much as I couldn't stand it. There were many "ick" scenes that I had to skim over or try to ignore.
Pros: Back door stuff, instant mutual attraction, bondage, milking, affection for each other, big "piece", dominance.
Cons: The whole pet thing was the worst. I think the author took it a bit too far. So far in fact, that I thought a guy wrote it, but if that were the case the MMC wouldn't have been a big hunky hotty with a massive "piece". (If you understand, then you understand.) So the guy doesn't actually feed her. Not food anyways, and for some reason (one I've heard many guys try to claim) "it" nourishes her and she needs nothing else. Not even water apparently 🤔 Not only that, but she calls it "soup", which kinda makes me not want to eat my soup right now 🤢 (guys in books can taste like cotton candy all they want, I know how it is irl.) In turn, he will pretty much keel over if he doesn't get his milk... From her. Which doesn't really disturb me, but it doesn't make sense, either. Like, until they were even allowed to get their "pets" where the heck was the milk coming from? The way the humans are treated is seriously demeaning. They aren't allowed to dress "properly"; their bits always exposed. They do "things" in public, which is a serious con for me. They are made to walk on all fours (which would deform a human after a while and cause serious back pain, even with all the padding), and the humans actually act like it. They: preen when given a compliment and a treat (I know we all love compliments... And treats... but the way they did it with a vitamin and a head pat was... Ick), male humans just willy nilly (haha, see what I did there?) try to "mount" any female in public like he's an actual dog, the FMC would put her "paws" up like a dog begging for a treat, and they preened while getting groomed (wth kinda brush was he using? Sure seemed like it covered her entire body, like he was bathing a horse. Are we sure these are humans?) I think I mostly hated how the monsters thought they were "saving" the humans by enslaving them. Yes, they are better cared for, if not demeaned constantly. I mean, the whole time the FMC thought she was saying his actual name and he just told her it was "Master" and he mostly called her "pet" and not in a cutesy way. It was like they didn't think the humans were sentient, and couldn't take care of themselves. Such as, I know in olden times if a slave was freed they sometimes kept serving their master because they new nothing else, or at least, that's what GOT taught me, lol, buuuut this was so much worse. Like, the humans were literally fine with all this. I mean... The FMC was kinda dumb (and I don't mean innocent, though she was a virgin, but I don't mean that kind of innocent. She was practically, no, not practically, she actual DID hump him right after they met.) So, I just have to imagine that this is a "cartoon" and "normal" animal people are walking their "pets". Sounds legit. Oh, and there was no pregnancy (which is yes, a con for me.) and the story just... Ends. They never learn each others languages (which didn't make sense at all. How do you know they asked for help if you can't speak their language? How have you been fighting a war without learning anything? How do you know you weren't slaughtering innocent's? And I mean, none of the Monsters could speak the Human language.) All in all, I was expecting the Monsters to realize "Hey! These are actual people that should be wearing clothes and walking on two feet and this is actually my love/roommate! Maybe I should actually treat them like an equal. Or, I don't know, ask their permission before we turn the females into cattle?" And like I said, no pregnancy, lol. So yeah, sorry for the long shpeal, but I noticed a lot of people don't give a lot of details in their reviews. Sure, they listed their pros, but not the cons, or at least not the ones I feel people should know. They also described this as "different" and "interesting," which probably means they're either new to monster smut, only read the cozy stuff, or probably don't watch a lot of monster h*nta* 😏
This book was enjoyable, but maybe a little too enjoyable? I went in blind, having picked it up only because of the intriguing cover. This book definitely toes the line between fun/imaginative and tabooish. I would say the cover saying "edgy monster romance" hits the nail on the head.
The two MCs, Garonn and Vanya are totally unexpected. He's fresh off the winning side of a war, and has been promised a human pet to rehabilitate after a supposed life of maltreatment. His job? Spoiler his new pet in every way imaginable.
Vanya is weary at first of the new man that's entered the house where she lives, but Garonn has a tender touch so she soon finds herself trusting him more and more. These two bond so quickly and soon finds themselves exploring and enjoying each other's bodies. They're hesitant, not quite sure if they're doing the right thing, but overall these two go with the flow of it all.
There's an abundance of...ahem...bodily fluids...that come into play, but this author makes it sexy and enjoyable. While this book was fun, it was a pretty basic plot of fun, sexy exploration, and learning to trust.
5 Spank my 🐱, milk my titties, & call me a good fcking girl stars 💦💦💦💦
THIS IS A SMUT BOOK YALL! I am rating this purely on smut vibes bc if you read this thinking there was going to be a plot outside of the smut what are you even doing? THIS WAS MAGICAL & amazing & im pretty sure it CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY ⚛️ 😳👏🏼
I love how sweet the monster is & caring & completely clueless. & I love the FMC almost more for being so accepting, so horny, & then at the end when she stands over him… girl 💪🏼
LOW/NO DRAMA 👏🏼👏🏼So glad there wasn’t a third act breakup or any serious drama or shoe drops. Just exploring each other, this new monster/human dynamic, learning to communicate through a serious language barrier, and showing love in different ways.
The smut is DETAILED, raunchy, WET, and basically had my face hot and red the entire read
This made my KINKY HEART SOAR 💖💖💖 I WILL be reading everything by this author. I wish there was another book that went with this, like another pair!!!
DNF at 48%. I thought I’ll be able to get through it but nope.
So don’t get me wrong, I love smut and no plot novellas. They’re great as a palette cleanser. But when you have a heroine of mentality of someone really really underage and a monster using her as he wants, even when she can’t say no cause she’s drugged up, that screams pedo, rape, beastiality and some other disturbing themes that should not have a place on a paper, or being marketed to romance book readers. Market it to horror fanatics, please.
Also what’s up with the going back and forth with translating? It was so annoying, I’d literally would just dnf for that fact…
All the kinks! It was well edited from what I remember of this, but I read it purely for trying to figure out why it was a top 10 best seller for so long.
I still can’t figure it out but hey. I think this was my first book with DD/lg aspect. But it also had hucow flavorings so I was confused about these kinks together. But I suppose kinks don’t have to make sense to everyone. All that’s needed is for someone somewhere to find it hot. 🤷🏻♀️ Vive La diferance