Sweet Jesus I had a bad time with this. Rant to come later. 🗡️
(FINAL REVIEW:)
(This is going to be a combination of a longer version of the review I left on my bookstagram and added bits that I think need to be pointed out as to why I didn't like this book)
This is going to be a bit of a hard review for me. For one, I wasn’t expecting to have a disappointing read this early in the year, and the other for it to be a Greek mythology inspired fantasy/retelling. 😔
Before I get into the full extent of my raging disappointment, I think it should be in the conversation of any mythology/folklore retelling/inspired fantasy reader’s mindset: at what point do we need to step up and say this is not mythology/folklore, but a bastardized version of it for a quick cash grab. I was having this thought after reading what was supposed to be a Hades and Persephone retelling last month where I was so mad about the way in which the author went about depicting certain goddesses that it really made me start questioning whether or not I want to even continue spending my time and energy reading (at best) mediocre retellings and reimaginings of classic myths. 😵💫
Now, this goes into where do we draw the line of what is the evolution of a myth/tale. Myths and tales like these are meant to be spread and reinterpreted by the teller and audience. But is it okay for someone to go completely off script and start adding things that are not a part of the original belief just because the teller feels like it works better for them? These are the kinds of questions that I had to deal with when reading Seeds and this book because while I can see where the authors have decided to try and add their own spin to the ancient tales and characters, it was so poorly done that I feel like they should’ve known it was going to be badly received. 😮💨
Now, do I like to want to solely throw the blame on them? No, it’s the publishing industry that I would like to primarily set it on. Greek mythology has come into a wonderful renaissance in modern day readers that are eager to step back into a mythology that feels so unlike what today’s world is. However, as we’ve seen with weird romances that badly set Greek gods in modern day settings and reorder the dynamics of the gods to fit their stories, why are we allowing an ancient mythology to be bastardized this way? Why are the authors who have done the time consuming research and even have degrees in this field overlooked and even rejected in favor of the authors that have done simple Google searches and happen to create “good prose?” Because in this case, I would take the book that took a decade to write than something that was slapped together within the span of a few months and then went through a few rounds of edits. Also, would we be okay if this happened to say a non-European culture and its mythology? No, we’d be up in arms crying foul (and I’ve seen this happen especially with Hindu retellings that are stunningly and respectfully done), but because it’s a European mythology, it’s in the public domain and free game. Okay double standards. 🙄
But really though, this book had me SEETHING while reading it. I will never claim to be an expert in Greek mythology and count myself as a ordinary enthusiast, but the way in which this story was executed was not only cringeworthy, but had my academic heart wanting to off itself because of the lack of clear research that was done in preparation for this. I can see why the synopsis was so vague because my god I wouldn’t have gone near this if I had a better idea of what was going to happen in this plot. 😡
The points that just left me speechless with literal rage are as follows in the bullet points because this is going to be the only way in which I can get my thoughts out coherently.
• It is heavily known that the island of Naxos holds a special place in Dionysus's heart and thus why the island still to this day holds festivals for him. And while yes Apollo and Demeter have beautiful temples on the island to showcase how they were revered there, making Demeter out to be the patron goddess of the island just doesn't make sense to me. Not is it not really specified WHY she holds such great influence over these particular islanders in the story, but having the Maenads as an outcast society simply because they are associated with Dionysus just leaves me infuriated for no other reason.
• WHY ARE WE STILL USING HUMAN SACRIFICES IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY "RETELLINGS" AS SOMETHING THAT WAS AN EVERYDAY OCCURRENCE????" Jesus f**king Christ, like it's WELL KNOWN that human sacrifices were seen as barbaric even during the period of the FREAKING ILIAD. God, get it f**king right.
• Apollo as the patron god of Athens. . . . APOLLO AS THE F-ING PATRON GOD OF ATHENS. . . . How. Did. You. Get. It. So. WRONG?!! And the best part is that Webb tries to fix this by stating not even five pages later that it's actually Athena who's the patron goddess, but girl. . . You literally had Danae questioning why there were so many statues of Athena in the city because it's Apollo's town. Get the f**k out of here with that bullshit.
• Speaking of that miserable character, there's literally no redeeming quality to Danae. She's brash, quick to anger, doesn't really think things through, and doesn't really go through any character development other than complain. And the side characters like her family, Manto (this really hurts because Webb could've done something amazing for a nonbinary character in Greek mythology but didn't), and the others? Yea, they're just there to push Danae further into the story. Nothing else needs to be known about them other than “character development” points.
• On another note, I feel like this book queer baits you. It's being marketed as a chaotic bisexual who is kickass and is the heart of a prophecy. In reality, Danae is incredibly inept at just about everything, attracted to Hylas and Heracles (WHY ARE THESE TWO NOT LOVERS?!), sleeps with the latter, and is only really considered a bisexual character because she comments on one woman's sagging tits and happens to have a lot of eye-f**king with Atalanta WHICH WAS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY IN MY OPINION!!! GIVE ME MY LESBIAN ATALANTA!!!!
• The decision to make the women of Lemnos into the lotus eaters, while it could've been done well, was just horribly executed. For one, the decision to make Lemnos, AN ACTUAL F**KING ISLAND IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, something like a magical island that isn't on any map makes literally no sense, and also making it out to be a jungle full of darker skinned women just screams hidden racism to me because of the way that they are made out to be barbarians by the Greeks. I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS BULLSHIT!!!
• Also, how was there so much going on in the story and all I felt was like NOTHING was happening?? Like, the story doesn't really kick off until maybe 50% in, but even then. The first 30% of the book could've been a nice and simple prologue, but NOOOOOO: we gotta give the boring bitch a beginning in which to "sympathize" with.
• And the ending? . . . . SO SHE'S A TITAIN BUT GODS ARE JUST HUMANS WITH MAGICAL ABILITIES THAT HAVE MASTERED DEATH. MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE TO ME!!!!! Also, the entire time that Danae has her powers, it literally makes no sense because it's never really explained well; that and the fact that it took over 30% of the book for her to even get her powers in the first place. Like excuse me??? My last problem is WHY IS SHE CALLED THE LAST DAUGHTER?!! Who were the other daughters before her???
• And the crowning tip that is the shit pile of this book: Webb stating that Hera is the mother of all the children of Zeus. . . . THAT HERA IS THE LOVING AND CONCERNED MOTHER OF APOLLO, HERMES, AND ATHENA. . . . WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!?!?
Okay, I think I got what I needed to out of my system, but seriously though, this book just BOGGLED MY MIND, and not in a good way.
The only way that I can recommend this to any reader is if they have the smidgen of understanding in Greek mythology (and when I say this, I really mean, just ONLY know the names of the 12 Olympians and Persephone) or really don’t care that the mythology is horrifically skewed. If you are either of these kinds of people, you might enjoy this book and this is in no way an attack on you because I wish I could be that kind of reader. 😭
Thank you goes out to MIRA and NetGalley for accepting my request to read this in exchange for an honest review. I really do wish I could say something a little nicer about this book. 💔
Publication date: January 14
Overall: 1.5/5⭐️