Slit Mouse

by Jae Mazer

Charlotte Beaulieu inserts a soothsaying mouse named Madame Slitoris up her pussy in order to see the past.




After becoming estranged from her wealthy, prominent family, Charlotte grew up on the streets, alone and isolated from the Beaulieu name and wealth, including her brothers Benedict, Algernon, and Cassius. 




But now the Beaulieu brothers have a problem. Cassius has gone missing, and they have no way of finding him. No way except an adult sister who they haven't seen in years-a sister who carries a soothsaying mouse in her pussy.

Genres: Horror

202 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 13, 2024

Reviews

[Delaney Nelson · Rating 3 out of 5]

What a heartwarming tale of a broken family, finding their way back to each other.
Also what an absolutely disgusting piece of horny literature (?) with very little editing or continuity

3/5 because I could not put it down

[Sally · Rating 5 out of 5]

You need a book about a mouse that is a soothsayer living in a woman's vagina. Does it sound crazy? Of course it does! And it is absolutely bananas, but don't be fooled by the bizarre premise and oodles of sex. This book also takes an emotional deep dive into family drama that unexpectedly gave me lots of feels.

Slit Mouse is a masterfully written horror tale disguised as splatterotica. Beautifully unhinged, disgustingly romantic. Heed the warnings and triggers, for they are many! However, behind the nasty facade, lies a book that will stay in your brain forever. Highly recommend!

[Paige Ray · Rating 4 out of 5]

“Hello, Madame Slitoris.” The mouse was soaked in viscous, yellow fluid and tinges of blood. Madame Slitoris blinked the haze out of her eyes and coughed up a particularly thick glob of pussy mucus before unleashing a torrent of scolding squeaks.”

I discovered Slit Mouse in one of my fb book community groups. I saw the cover and the rest was history. I knew I had to have this book based on the cover alone😂

Slit Mouse is a splatter erotica story. Sags is our FMC. She carries a soothsayer mouse known as “Madame Slitoris” inside of her female orifices. Through this furry companion, Sags can see past events that have taken place when Madame bites the person she is looking for answers from. In this particular case Sags is trying to track down her missing brother, Cassius.

Meanwhile, we also have some rather messy family dynamics thrown in as well as some really heated and heavy romance, hence the erotica component of this story. There’s some pretty brutal violence in this story as well. If you have a queasy stomach it’s probably best to just sit this one out. However, my fellow splatter friends will probably really enjoy this one!

This was such an insane and unhinged read that really held my interest throughout. In the end we get an overall happy ending and I was very pleased with this one.

[Alicia · Rating 3 out of 5]

So what if a girl has a soothsaying mouse in her pwussy? Who are you to judge? This story was warming my heart and making me wanna throw up all at the same time while reading it. I really couldn’t stop turning the pages though. What a story

[Tasha Todd · Rating 4 out of 5]

What a ride.. I mean.. I was in it to win it, everything flowed, disgustingly so lol It'll made sense, even the uncomfortable brothel brother scene. However. The brother thing went too far I think because it didn't make sense to me tbh. Would've been a five star shit circus if not for that. Just made zero sense to me.

[Jessica Mercedes · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is the shortest/longest book I have ever read!!! I am scarred for life because of this book. I went into this book knowing it wasn’t my genre but I was intrigued. Safe to say that I KNOW splatterpunk isn’t for me. I wanted to DNF so bad because it was so gross and DISTURBING but I was determined. But outside of all the gross/disturbing scenes the storyline was just blah.

[Derek Thomas · Rating 4 out of 5]

Slit Mouse is for you more extreme horror readers. Don’t let the title fool you though. Does a woman have a mouse in her vag? Why yes, yes she does. Does something really effed up happen with bacon? You bet your bottom dollar it does. However, underneath all the gross filth is a heart-warming story about an incredibly wealthy and incredibly dysfunctional family. Jae’s writing is always superior, and Slit Mouse is no exception.
As is my practice, I don’t give a lot of details in a review, but I’ll leave you with this. The story is vile, gross and nasty, but when you think about it, it’s a Hallmark movie really.

[Adventuresofabooktrovert]

This is another scenario where the writing was okay but the content was um… interesting..

I buddy read this with some friends who also enjoy splatter-punk, horror and romance. All I can comfortably provide is my quote to my friends “what in the flowers in the attic are you having me read?”.