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407 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 15, 2025
"Well, it's not like we're putting witches on trial now," said Alix. If we found any witches, we'd probably sit them down and explain the juicy retirement plan they'd be eligible for if they signed up with us.
"So maybe her power manifested, and then she went insane. Like that chef in St. Ives who could suddenly hear the thoughts of plants and so started serving vegan steaks," said Scagell.
"That doesn't sound that insane," said Chuah. "Wait, if he could hear plants thinking, why was he serving vegan steaks? Did he not like what the plants were thinking?"
"He was serving steaks made of vegans," said Smith heavily.