Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
My Selling Pitch:
Do you want a quirky girl YA that is annoyingly woke and full of virtue signaling? Somehow it’s also covid/apocalypse satire with gore and a mystery and very, very gay.
Pre-reading:
The cover is so fun. It makes me want to paint my nails yellow. Suddenly I’m seeing this book everywhere.
(I don’t know why I thought this was a serial killer book. It is not.)
Thick of it:
Oh, she’s got jokes. (This is the only joke I liked in this book.
Misspelled viscous lol
They’re not accosting you? They’re literally just talking to you. Like I know they’re being set up to be the villains, but all these boys did was come up to fellow hotel goers at a public pool.
Pete Davidson already has no sex appeal.
This is woke covid zombie satire?
It’s the boy-Cole because his bandmates don’t know he’s a ghoul. (If you can guess whodunnit immediately upon characters being introduced, there’s a problem.)
This book veers into toxic positivity territory. (Not veers, careens.)
Also, I don’t like how blasé this book and its characters are about killing people. The toxic oh they deserved to die like some kind of revenge thriller. Yuck.
Weird concept that your mother doesn’t want to die? I feel like this goes back to the if you’re pregnant and dying whose life do you save? Mom or baby? Also, her keeping a gun to disarm you, doesn’t necessarily mean she’s gonna kill you with that gun. But like what’s wrong with you? In what world do you want to put your mom at risk? How would you rather not be shot and killed rather than kill your own mother? This book has gone way too in on the idea that they didn’t choose to become ghouls, so any of their behavior is okay. It asks too much for suspension of disbelief. I just don’t believe the government would let people who were infected live as active murderers if there are people who aren’t infected that can still reproduce lol. Especially in other countries? Like this book has such huge world-building failures.
MGK is quaking. (OK, I lied. I liked that joke too.)
I thought they were an indie pop band, but maybe I missed something?
No one is writing female presenting in an incident report. This book gets tiring with the pc language.
But she said she’d never killed somebody before? That was killing somebody? So did she lie to her friends or? (Yet another dropped plot point.)
That’s a really bad comment to make. The period debate around trans people is so touchy. It’s almost like the author’s claiming periods are inherent to girlhood, but then people can pick and choose if they wanna experience it and still experience every part of girlhood. I don’t know. I’m hesitant to even comment on this. Trans women are women. Women have different definitions and experiences of womanhood. Live and let live.
How did her T-shirt survive a year? (Samantha, please stop trying to logic this book. Nothing makes sense.)
Anthropophagi were in that wacky Monstrumlogist series, weren’t they?
Not a cinnamon boy
And the most unsurprising plot twist
Okay Will Smith
Why would the government pay to refrigerate or power a building like this? A building they supposedly tried to burn down and cover-up.
And they’re just free to go after murdering people. OK cool.
Post-reading:
This is a goddamn mess of a book. Its world-building is a catastrophic error, but we’ll come back to that. It is your typical quirky, woke YA fare. Characters are only their tagged diversity labels, and then are so stereotyped it borders on offensive. It tries so hard to be current and funny. It’s not. It definitely has an element of toxic positivity to it.
And I just fundamentally can’t get over how bad the world-building is. It makes no sense, and it destroys the plot of this book. Somehow the reader is asked to suspend disbelief and believe that in the wake of an apocalypse that turns people into murderous ghouls (conveniently, we are never told what causes this beyond a virus awoken from permafrost, but we’re not told how it’s transmitted or how it works) the government allows them to live as long as they check in on a social media app. I- If you can read that and still be on board, I don’t know what to tell you. I just do not buy that they wouldn’t be rounded up and killed. It doesn’t make any sense that they’re allowing infected people to live their lives as normal because they essentially developed faux meat? This book is so chill with needless and senseless murder. It falls into that revenge thriller trap, where they’re like oh the villain deserved it so they can just die and we won’t ever have to feel bad for actively killing them. The more I think about this book and try to articulate how much is wrong with it, the angrier I get.
Let’s just talk about the plot of the novel. Somehow somebody’s dad was doing research to try and make diet pills for zombies. He’s done fucked up and made zombie extra hungry pills. Somehow this was done with mint. Somehow we’re not supposed to question this because we will not be getting an explanation. Somehow, this recipe? seeds? actively grown plants aren’t immediately destroyed? Somehow the building where they did this research survives the government trying to burn it down and cover it up. Somehow it has power and electricity for a refrigerator this whole time which conveniently has the antidote in it. Because somehow they just worked out an antidote and then it works perfectly and there are no side effects and then they didn’t use it on the people they had trapped in their lab. They just left them to rot
and didn’t kill them. Somehow they continue to survive for years in the exact same clothing they were first admitted in Somehow these literal children are trained in medical procedures and are able to use this abandoned antidote in the correct dosage and it’s not expired and we have no idea what it’s made out of and again somehow we’re not supposed to question this. I- This isn’t even all of it and I’m not really trying to be particularly humorous. When I say, this book is a goddamn mess.
Did I mention this happens at not Coachella?
If somehow you’re capable of putting all that aside, this book I guess has a queer friends-to-lovers romance in it?
Who should read this:
No, I’m not recommending this to anyone. Maybe if you like to hate-read YA books
Do I want to reread this:
No
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