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Mail Order Hucow: An ABF Curvy Bride Steamy Short
Noah is a lonely 40-year old who wants a bride. When he sees Lulu on a mail-order hucow site, he knows she’s the one he’s been waiting for. As soon as Lulu meets him, she’s eager to submit to his every needs.
Noah wants more than her companionship. He wants her milk, her body, her soul. Lulu wants to be bred. They are a match made in milky heaven.
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Mail Order Hucow is an erotic story featuring a consenting couple in a BDSM/Hucow relationship.
Noah wants more than her companionship. He wants her milk, her body, her soul. Lulu wants to be bred. They are a match made in milky heaven.
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Mail Order Hucow is an erotic story featuring a consenting couple in a BDSM/Hucow relationship.
32 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 7, 2024
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June 22, 20252.5
I came for the milk, stayed for the…wait, what?!
Look, I fully admit I grabbed this one for the lactation kink. No shame. I enjoy taboo cream and sugar action, and was ready for it. What I wasn't ready for? A naked woman arriving via delivery truck in a literal pen like she’s livestock. Not a euphemism: a pen. And then she’s escorted to her stall (also not a euphemism) which, surprise! Is in the master bedroom of a luxury penthouse.
At that point, I just sat there blinking like, Did I accidentally download a Looney Tunes fanfic with adult themes?
And yes, she gets milked. With an actual cow milker. At which point I realized: “Oh. Hucow isn’t just a vibe. It’s a full-blown barnyard fantasy.” My bad.
The characters? Completely cartoonish. I’m talking zero personality, just pure kink avatars. He’s your standard cold, commanding alpha with a milk obsession. She’s...well, I couldn’t tell you who she was because she barely said anything. Probably hard to talk when you’re being treated like a literal dairy cow.
I’m not kink-shaming. I’m here for some spicy, weird fun. But the total dehumanization just killed the vibe. I like my kink with a side of connection. Or at least a glimpse of personality.
So yeah, two and a half stars. One for the sheer WTFery, one for the creative commitment to theme, and half a star because I’ll probably never forget this book no matter how hard I try.
I came for the milk, stayed for the…wait, what?!
Look, I fully admit I grabbed this one for the lactation kink. No shame. I enjoy taboo cream and sugar action, and was ready for it. What I wasn't ready for? A naked woman arriving via delivery truck in a literal pen like she’s livestock. Not a euphemism: a pen. And then she’s escorted to her stall (also not a euphemism) which, surprise! Is in the master bedroom of a luxury penthouse.
At that point, I just sat there blinking like, Did I accidentally download a Looney Tunes fanfic with adult themes?
And yes, she gets milked. With an actual cow milker. At which point I realized: “Oh. Hucow isn’t just a vibe. It’s a full-blown barnyard fantasy.” My bad.
The characters? Completely cartoonish. I’m talking zero personality, just pure kink avatars. He’s your standard cold, commanding alpha with a milk obsession. She’s...well, I couldn’t tell you who she was because she barely said anything. Probably hard to talk when you’re being treated like a literal dairy cow.
I’m not kink-shaming. I’m here for some spicy, weird fun. But the total dehumanization just killed the vibe. I like my kink with a side of connection. Or at least a glimpse of personality.
So yeah, two and a half stars. One for the sheer WTFery, one for the creative commitment to theme, and half a star because I’ll probably never forget this book no matter how hard I try.
April 27, 2025
2.5 Stars
This was just weird. I, of course, picked it up for the lack of plot/excess of smut, and that part of the brief was fulfilled. However, the story that was there, was just too out there. I mean, he orders her and she arrives by delivery truck - naked - in a pen, then gets escorted to her stall within the master bedroom of a penthouse. He interchanges calling her a pet and his beloved (soon to be) wife. I think maybe I was just annoyed with the plot/storyline, and it ruined the reading experience to the point that even the kink (which I normally love) wasn't enjoyable.
This was just weird. I, of course, picked it up for the lack of plot/excess of smut, and that part of the brief was fulfilled. However, the story that was there, was just too out there. I mean, he orders her and she arrives by delivery truck - naked - in a pen, then gets escorted to her stall within the master bedroom of a penthouse. He interchanges calling her a pet and his beloved (soon to be) wife. I think maybe I was just annoyed with the plot/storyline, and it ruined the reading experience to the point that even the kink (which I normally love) wasn't enjoyable.
November 29, 2024
Oh my. Lots of kinks. Very sexy
April 25, 2025
Smutty and good!
J am really really liking these books very much. I was able to read this book plus four others. <3 ,
J am really really liking these books very much. I was able to read this book plus four others. <3 ,
May 28, 2025
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I think I may have fell too deep in the link rabbit hole and I don’t know how exactly I got here
I think I may have fell too deep in the link rabbit hole and I don’t know how exactly I got here
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