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Citizen Orlov #2

Hotel Melikov

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Return to an unnamed mountainous country in central Europe on the cusp of civil war. Enter once again Citizen Orlov, a former fishmonger who is now the Minister of Security for a government teetering on collapse. When tensions between the government and revolutionaries erupt, Orlov, hoping to escape the conflict and return to his normal life, is instead recruited by both sides to spy on the other.

With war raging around them, the new king and his ministers are whisked away for safety to the highest point in the kingdom, the convent at the peak of Mount Zhotrykaw. But all is not what it seems at the convent, including the nuns, and Orlov discovers a sinister plot that forces him to choose whose side he is on.

288 pages, Hardcover

Published October 21, 2025

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Jonathan Payne

2 books121 followers
Jonathan Payne is a British-American writer based in New York City. His first novel, CITIZEN ORLOV, was named a Book of the Month by Apple Books. It won the 2024 IBPA Silver Medal for Mystery/Thriller and the 2024 IPPY Bronze Medal for Suspense/Thriller. The sequel, HOTEL MELIKOV, was published in November 2025.

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Profile Image for Heather~ Nature.books.and.coffee.
1,264 reviews286 followers
November 17, 2025
This was such an entertaining, unique and well written book. I didn't read the first but this book gave me all I needed to to understand what was happening. I thought the humor, politics, and satire were fantastic .I honestly was pulled in right from the start. The pacing was steady, and I was never bored. This was quite the wild adventure and I was looking forward to picking it back up each time. I'll have to try and get to the first book at some point. I love a book that can make me laugh, and it was exactly what I needed. Such a worthwhile, fun read! I highly recommend checking it out.

Thank you to the publisher, author, and Suzy approved book tours for the gifted copy. All opinions are my own.
Profile Image for Jason Allison.
Author 9 books63 followers
November 24, 2025
Payne's second Citizen Orlov novel ups the geopolitical, espionage stakes while still delivering the laughs and a more human--and profound--experience. The potential comps from this unnamed, post-World War I central European country to our own (if you're American) are subtle, but there. And though Book II is absurdly hilarious in that decidedly British way, it's also unexpectedly emotional. Orlov is just a man who wants his countrymen to get along, to be left alone to sell fish each day in the Grand Plaza, to see his mother and his friends. But his life is, as they say, overtaken by events. Here is a man struggling to live. Thing is, the world won't let him.

One of my favorite new series.
Profile Image for David Morgan.
956 reviews26 followers
December 7, 2025
When the 'Everyman'/fishmonger becomes a double spy in a habit, more fun and excitement is sure to be had!
Citizen Orlov is one of those characters that finds themselves in over their head with almost every situation he's faced with. His innocence and big heart lead the way through one dilemma after another and you can't help but to fall in love with him. The story is filled with humor, action, intrigue and satire and flows from one short chapter to another so easily that the pages practically turn themselves. While not necessary to enjoy this one, I do recommend reading the first book in the series, Citizen Orlov, for the whole backstory and for the shits and giggles if nothing else. I highly recommend this entertaining series and look forward to what our hero gets mixed up with next.

Thanks to the author, CamCat Books and Suzy Approved Book Tours for the gifted copy and including me on this tour.
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Author 9 books330 followers
December 19, 2024
I was thrilled to receive an advance copy of Payne's latest novel, Hotel Melikov, where we pick up on the adventures of Citizen Orlov, a fishmonger who accidentally finds himself embroiled in political shenanigans.

Hotel Melikov is a brilliant mix of political satire, absurdity, and dry humor, making this story an absolute standout in the spy thriller genre. This gem of a novel will have you rooting for a reluctant spy and his cadre of comrades as they outwit a corrupt and oppressive government.
Profile Image for Don Scardino.
7 reviews2 followers
January 8, 2025
Welcome to another comic adventure and thrill ride in this delightful sequel to Jonathan Payne’s wildly entertaining debut, CITIZEN ORLOV. Our hapless fishmonger is once again thrown into a series of twist and turns that land him in a cliff hanger in every chapter. I was gasping in suspense on one page and laughing out loud on the next. Consistently surprising and a delight from breathless start to triumphant finish. Having read and loved the first book, CITIZEN ORLOV, I had high hopes for this sequel and HOTEL MELIKOV exceeded all my expectations. I absolutely loved it.
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2,439 reviews205 followers
May 24, 2025
My week just got better. I was afforded the opportunity to read an ARC (advanced reader copy) of the second book in this original and joyous series.

The writing is engaging and centres on “Citizen Orlov” a humble fishmonger who serendipitously, without thought, merit or design becomes a catalyst in transitioning his country from an authoritarian monarchy into a democratic republic. He should really be a milliner for all the hats he wears in his various roles. Including a government mole, a spy twice over, we’d have to say a double agent. A terrorist, minister of security, a nun, but not a shepherd (painful admission) and a convicted criminal.

That I can make sense of this undulating plot shows the skill of author Jonathan Payne. For all its complexity this is a simple tale of an ordinary guy whose heart and loyalty exceeds his understanding and intelligence. He was, initially in book one, duped by a corrupt agency of the ruling government but in this one, his integrity strives for restorative justice.

A second novel is said to be the hardest one. The writer should not be too anxious ahead of publication as he has continued and built on all that was so brilliant and original in his first book. I received this ARC for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

I have seldom warmed to a character as quickly as I have done with citizen Orlov. I love his awkward moments; how he keeps getting things wrong, faces ridicule and setbacks with resilience and great determination to see things through, keep his promises and help and hope in equal measure. He is no action hero but he gets things done.

There is no need to read book one to enjoy this next one; but ahead of publication I would urge you to seek it out and read it first, if you can. Certainly after reading this second instalment you will be unable to avoid the earlier work and like me hope that citizen Orlov has many more hats to wear.
1,278 reviews19 followers
April 9, 2026
Another exciting adventure with our favorite fishmonger in an unnamed mountainous country in central Europe at the end of the Great War. Orlov, now Minister of Security under the new king, is still unsure of his loyalties and of his role in the new government, but every time he tries to do anything about it events sweep him in another direction. When the government is attacked and revolution breaks out, poor Minister Orlov is caught in the middle, viewed by the revolutionaries as a mole in the government’s midst and by the government as a spy among the revolutionaries. To make matters worse, the opposing camps have taken up residence in hotels on opposite sides of the Grand Plaza, one in Hotel Melikov the other in Hotel Milekov. What could possibly go wrong?

Generals. Revolutionaries. Agents who still have grudges against Orlov from the previous chapters. Disguised nuns. Real nuns. Empty prisons. A missing king, maybe? And an angry shepherd. As the civil war closes around him and Orlov is forced to pick sides, will he survive in peace and ever get to return to his beloved fishmonger stall?

Another very enjoyable satire/commentary about an ordinary citizen getting caught up in the absurdist world of revolution, government bureaucracy, and double agents. A fun read that will make you smile.
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1,477 reviews99 followers
November 13, 2025
This book is a follow up to CITIZEN ORLOV which came out in 2023. You don’t have to have read that book in order to enjoy this one. You can always read CITIZEN ORLOV as HOTEL MELIKOV suggests in its first chapter by “locating it in a public library or acquiring it from a purveyor of books at a reasonable price.”

The read is told in third person which I enjoyed. In this book, Citizen Orlov has taken over as the country’s Minister of Security, but there is an overthrow of the government on the Prince’s Coronation Day.

Citizen Orlov becomes a double agent as he stands between the worlds of the common folks and the government due to the fact that he was a fishmonger before hastily taking the new government position. This book has a lot of action which makes it entertaining to read.

There are some beautiful illustrations between each of the five parts of the book that aid in the storytelling.
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865 reviews105 followers
December 23, 2025
This installment of Citizen Orlov's escapades does not fall from the first one. It is suspenseful, clever and engaging. Orlov is a Chauncy Gardner kind of character, whose actions left me wondering - doesn't he have an opinion of his own on what's going on? How does he feel about what's happening in his country? How does he judge other people's actions and decisions around him? We never get to learn his feelings or opinions, and he doesn't seem to have a preference apart from a few moral decisions he takes to protect other people. It may be intentional, but "doing the right thing" isn't a work plan for the future. I would love a little more depth of emotion, moral and political philosophy in the next book, which I am eagerly looking forward to.
Profile Image for Sarah.
2,240 reviews
November 11, 2025
This second book was just as fun and twisty as the first. Citizen Orlov is always thrown into situations he's not ready for, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best!

This book has a lot going on. A political party war, a missing King, and "nuns". Orlov is caught in the middle of the two sides and he does what he can to fight for what he feels is right.... that his country needs a democracy.

There were a couple of scenes that had me wincing not this was just an utterly fast paced book that was a fun time. The ending has me laughing and I can't wait for more (if more is coming in this series!) 🤞
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57 reviews2 followers
August 24, 2025
I really enjoyed this books. It was fast paced and very creative. There was no point where I felt the plot dragging. It was a thoroughly entertaining read from beginning to end. Though I hadn't read the first book, enough was given about it in this book so as to make me feel informed. While simultaneously not spoiling everything, so if I ever did go back and read it there would still be enough left to uncover. A really exhilarating read, I'd be excited to see where these characters go should the series continue.
Profile Image for Lisa Albright.
2,028 reviews71 followers
December 3, 2025
I loved Citizen Orlov and I was happy to jump back into Orlov's world. He has advanced his position to Minister of Security, and while still a simple fishmonger, he is now addressed as Minister Orlov . He stays true to himself though and bumbles along as a double agent seeking peace for his country. I adore the humor in this series, the short chapters, the political/spy elements, and the clever writing style. This book is entertaining from start to finish and I'm hoping there will be more books in the future.

I received a gifted copy in exchange for an honest review.
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96 reviews1 follower
January 4, 2026
I love this series. The first crossed my path via a Bookbub/Kobo promotion, and it was the surprise book of that year, for me. This second book is quite possibly better. I can’t help wondering whether anyone else who has read this imagines it - just as it is - as a Wes Anderson movie, but that was certainly my experience. And that’s a good thing.

I’m not saying anything about the book’s plot or content, other reviewers have said enough. It should just be read.
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2,611 reviews153 followers
November 15, 2025
One of the things I enjoy immensely about reading is quirky and unique characters, those that come to life and leave a mark after you stop reading.
Orlov’s character truly left a mark, and reading about him once again was such a unique adventure.
With Payne’s dry humor, I think Orlov is now one of my favorite spies.
Believe me when I say you’ll be entertained from start to finish.
Profile Image for Audrey.
12 reviews
November 22, 2025
I have been anxiously awaiting further news of the (mis)adventures of my favorite fish monger. Hotel Melikov does not disappoint. Even the necessary plot reminders for those who may not have read the first novel were well placed and unobtrusive. This satire took us along for the ride and I was continually surprised by the various twists and turns along the way. This book was a joy to read.
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1,288 reviews56 followers
November 26, 2025
Loved catching up with Orlov, and this book reinforced my belief that it would be impossible not to root for this incredible character! He found himself in more precarious positions, and the writing is so clever and witty that I cracked up continually while also feeling bad for him as he was caught in the middle throughout the book. Such a fun and adventurous read!
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1,106 reviews34 followers
December 3, 2025
I honestly love Orlov’s vibe. Here he is trying to get back to his regular life while constantly and accidentally getting sucked into the chaos. I thought the humor was great mixed with the action scenes. Orlov did a good job thinking on his feet to keep himself alive. I really liked the point where his priorities shifted a little in order to help others affected. It was fast paced and the conflict was interesting. Towards the end I guessed the fate of Orlov but I am excited to see what he decides to do with it.

Thank you @jon7payne @suzyapprovedbooktours for the gifted copy.
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176 reviews5 followers
July 20, 2025
[4.5 stars rounded down]

Orlov is just as fun in his sequel as his debut. These are charming little books that are well paced and funny throughout. We’re thrown immediately after the first book, starting with the coronation of the new king, as Orlov begins to plan how he can resign from his unwanted position as a government minister and go back to being a fishmonger. Revolution breaks out, though, and those plans get put on hold as, alongside the other ministers of government, Orlov is whisked away to the Convent of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow high near the peak of the mountain for safety to hide among the nuns there. Nobody is answering his questions and things about the nuns don’t seem quite right.

Hotel Melikov is just plain funny. Funny descriptions and scenarios, especially in the first half. It was never boring and entertaining throughout. Near the start of the book is one of my favorite exchanges:
“‘We can’t win the war without bullets,’ he spits.
‘No, indeed, general,’ says Galin.
‘Can’t we make the factory work faster? What is that place called?’
‘Machak’s Munitions,’ says Galin.
‘Yes, Machak’s,’ says Varga. ‘I trust they are working overtime.’
‘Machak’s is closed,’ says the other general.
‘On account of the war,’ says Gatlin.
‘Someone has contacted Machak and told him to open again, I’m sure,’ says Varga, sounding unsure.
‘Citizen Machak has fled the country,’ says the other general.
‘On account of the war,’ says Gatlin.”

I just really enjoy how the dialogue flows and how scenarios are laid out. It’s very impressive how much of the visual humor comes across through the author’s descriptions (such as the many times the nuns start waving pistols around).

Hotel Melikov comes off as so much more streamlined than the first novel. Though I enjoyed the rapid fire twists and changes of scenery of the first novel, the story is able to shine much better with a more settled two-three locations (though Orlov still moves around between these settings many times). Scenarios and humor is able to be built up more as is Orlov’s thought process and opinions about things.

With this, though, some events come off as a bit too fast-paced. It’s not as bad as the first novel, for the same reasons I just mentioned in comparison, but I wished we spent a bit more time in certain places or with certain characters. Orlov interacting with was great, but we move so quickly on from them and just don’t get a chance to sit with it. Most scenes are paced well and it doesn’t plague the entire novel, but just a handful of parts could have been better. I do enjoy the length of both of these novels, though, and understand the desire to keep them concise for ease of the reader.

Orlov is wonderful. His desire to just go back to being a middle-aged fishmonger being ruined by his constant pull between the two sides, this time as a double agent, is done well. Despite his wanting to abstain from any politics or big choices, he is proven again and again to be heartfelt and caring. I enjoy his rationalization of his big choices, even if realistically I’d disagree with them. He just has such a strong character that stands out as the heart of both of these novels.

My biggest disappointment with this novel is the lack of Agent Zelle. She’s in plenty of scenes spread throughout the novel and is again the main antagonist against Orlov, but I didn’t feel like she got to be a character in this one. Comparing her in Hotel Melikov to her in Citizen Orlov, she talks a lot less (really only in general threats to Orlov/others) and feels like a cardboard cutout of the first. Her introduction is very good and allows for her to actually talk and exist, but all her scenes after that felt incomplete. I love how she acts as a constant overbearing force against Orlov (as she also did in the first novel) but I would have liked to see her have a scene or two either talking to Orlov or maybe Orlov overhearing her conversation with someone else. Just anything to make her feel like more of a character than just a random unexplored antagonist. She feels so incomplete in this one and is coasting completely off her good development and characterization from the first novel.

All together, this is such a delightful and fun comedy-thriller novel that takes all of the good from the first novel and expands it so well. A slick and genuinely funny sequel to an already good book. I hope that we continue to get more Orlov books following this one.

Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for the ARC!
Profile Image for Michael Bradley.
Author 10 books181 followers
April 24, 2026
Hotel Melikov is one of those rare books that manages to be genuinely funny while also telling a smart, tightly plotted story. Jonathan Payne leans hard into satire here, and it absolutely works. If you enjoy political absurdity, dry wit, and a main character who is way in over his head, this book is a blast.

The novel follows Citizen Orlov, a former fishmonger who has somehow become the Minister of Security in a fictional Central European country on the brink of chaos. Orlov is not a suave spy or a master strategist—he’s an ordinary guy who would very much like to stop being involved in coups, revolutions, and secret plots. That disconnect between Orlov’s intentions and the increasingly ridiculous situations he finds himself in is where most of the humor comes from, and it lands again and again.

Payne has a great sense of comedic timing. Scenes escalate quickly, misunderstandings pile up, and the logic of politics is pushed just far enough that it becomes laugh-out-loud absurd. One moment you’re watching officials disguise themselves as nuns, and the next you’re wondering how the situation got so unhinged so fast. The humor is dry, sometimes understated, and often sneaks up on you mid-sentence, which makes it even funnier.

What really sells the comedy, though, is Orlov himself. He’s deeply relatable in his confusion and quiet frustration, and his internal commentary adds an extra layer of amusement. He’s not trying to be heroic; he’s just trying to survive, keep his conscience intact, and maybe go back to selling fish someday. That everyman quality makes the satire feel warmer and less cynical, even when it’s poking fun at power, corruption, and bureaucracy.

Despite all the humor, Hotel Melikov never feels sloppy. The plot is surprisingly sharp, with plenty of twists to keep things moving. The jokes don’t come at the expense of momentum, and the book balances comedy and suspense better than you might expect. It’s the kind of novel where you’re laughing on one page and genuinely curious about what’s going to happen next on the following one.

Overall, Hotel Melikov is a smart, funny, and highly entertaining read. It’s perfect for readers who like their thrillers a little weird, their politics skewered, and their humor dry and absurd. Jonathan Payne clearly knows how to have fun with his story—and that fun is contagious.
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Author 15 books55 followers
March 15, 2025
I found myself in a good place reading Jonathan Payne's newest novel. Here's what I think about it:

"From the man who gifted us the tale of the fishmonger spy, "Citizen Orlov," Jonathan Payne returns with its worthy sequel, "Hotel Melikov."

Orlov is still struggling to escape his meteoric rise from being a simple citizen fishmonger to suddenly becoming the Minister of Security in the wake of the assassination of an unnamed country’s King. Despite having had a hand in the crime, Orlov finds himself inexplicably thrust into the limelight.

We are confronted with a bumbling hero — Orlov — whose luck brings him through each crisis as he attempts to resign from his ministerial position only to be presented with a new dilemma. But perhaps Orlov is not such a fool as he seems to be because he always manages to realize when he is in over his head — just a bit late.

Like a ping-pong ball, Orlov is forced to support one side against the other, only to find himself forced into helping a different one and there are at least four sides to this story.

With a parodic wit and tight, suspenseful plotting, Payne drops his hapless hero (hero?) into a series of cliffhangers from which he must escape to save not only himself but his comrades and a group of nuns who may or may not be heavily armed.

Throughout the story, I am happily reminded of some of my favorite spy authors and satirists. There’s a bit of Greene, a little bit of Ludlum, and a lot of Hašek’s Good Soldier Švejk. Payne has established himself as writer to keep our eye on!

When the ending did come, I found myself wanting the inevitable third book because the last chapter tells me there will be one. I hope my reading is correct."
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1,248 reviews98 followers
December 22, 2025
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔
❤️ love satirical stories
💨 enjoy fast paced reads
😂 like to laugh
🤭 are a fun of dry humor

• 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓

Return to an unnamed mountainous country in central Europe on the cusp of civil war. Enter once again Citizen Orlov, a former fishmonger who is now the Minister of Security for a government teetering on collapse. When tensions between the government and revolutionaries erupt, Orlov, hoping to escape the conflict and return to his normal life, is instead recruited by both sides to spy on the other. 

With war raging around them, the new king and his ministers are whisked away for safety to the highest point in the kingdom, the convent at the peak of Mount Zhotrykaw. But all is not what it seems at the convent, including the nuns, and Orlov discovers a sinister plot that forces him to choose whose side he is on.

• 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

I didn’t read book one, but I have to say, the author does a great job of getting us up to speed enough to understand what we missed in book one and have all the necessary information to enjoy this as a standalone. The dry humor was so good, it reminded me of British humor like the Monty Python movies. Fast paced and humorous, I found myself flying through this plot, laughing alongside our MC Citizen Orlov. Each scene was both funnier and more absurd than the last, making this one enjoyable read!
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11 reviews2 followers
May 8, 2025
Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for an ARC! This review reflects my own opinions.

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Dry humor, absurd situations, political satire, and an obtuse main character who’s just trying to get by.

I read this book without realizing it’s the second in a series, but it was noted that it wasn’t required to read the first, and it really wasn’t. I commend the way it’s written to allow for it to act as a standalone novel—references to the previous book’s events felt so natural even without having any context, and they just added to the mystery of it all.

Citizen (Minister?) Orlov is just an average guy who’s trying to do what’s best while also maintaining peace in his life. His character is endearing and the dry tone of the novel characterizes him and his thought processes so well. It can get a bit heavy on the narrative of his thoughts, but it’s truly what makes the story.

Concise writing and a snappy plot, Hotel Melikov is fast paced and full of twists on the typical spy stories. It moves maybe a bit too rapidly at times, but never so much that things felt rushed—rather, a bit whirlwind-like.

Had a great time reading it. It’s perhaps not a book for everyone, but if you enjoy dry humor and satirical political commentary, it’s quite a quick and fun read.
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169 reviews
April 17, 2026
This was such an entertaining and refreshing read. Set in an unnamed mountainous country on the brink of civil war, the story follows Citizen Orlov—a former fishmonger—who finds himself caught in a dangerous game as both sides recruit him as a double agent. What unfolds is a sharp mix of political intrigue and a wild adventure..

When I chose this book, I didn’t realize it was book 2. Despite not reading the first book, it surprisingly provided enough context to understand what’s happening without feeling lost, which made it easy to dive in. The pacing is steady throughout, and it never really drags—there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.

The real highlight here is the humor. The dry wit makes the story consistently enjoyable. It’s the kind of book that pulls you in from the very beginning and keeps you looking forward to picking it back up. Orlov himself is a fantastic character to follow, navigating chaos with a mix of reluctance and sharp observation. Now, I know not everyone enjoys dry humor, so do with it what you will.

Overall, this is a fun, well-written, and worthwhile read. 4 stars.

Thank you to NetGalley and CamCat books for the eARC in exchange for an honest review. This review is left voluntarily.
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2,891 reviews105 followers
December 6, 2025

It was great to be back with Citizen Orlov, or should I say, Minister Orlov, as he was promoted to Minister of Security of his unnamed country when we last left him.

Once again, Orlov, our mild-mannered fishmonger-turned-hero, finds himself in the thick of things as his country is on the precipice of downfall. So likable or just blindly big-hearted is Orlov that he ends up being recruited as a spy by the government he works for, and the very revolutionaries hoping to bring it down.

This book, like its predecessor, is filled with political satire and dry, but witty and sharp humor. Orlov is an everyday man who gets pulled into the government’s circus. While Orlov may be a loveable but unlikely hero who fumbles and stumbles his way into his positions, the narrative subtly points out who the real clowns at the table are.

I loved the mountain top convent, the nuns, the slapstick banter, and the ending had me laughing and literally saying, “This could only happen to Citizen Orlov!”


Thank you to @suzyapprovedbooktours and @jon7payne for the gifted book.
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132 reviews
May 19, 2025
Hotel Melikov is the second in, hopefully, an ongoing series in the life and time of Citizen Orlov. The book reads like a Wes Anderson film, which I very much enjoyed. There is comedic relief after dark moments and serious events added to add drama and danger. As I was reading the book, there was the sense of "What are you doing! Think man!!!" because Citizen Orlov is a bit slower to picking up the clues than the reader is. It didn't detract from the story or frustrate me enough to put the book away, I liked thinking I was smarter than the main character.

I think this novel sits in a cozy caper/thriller genre, where it's not too dark and not too light of a plot, but the good guys win in the end. I will be going back to read the first one since there are a lot of references to it but if you haven't read the first Citizen Orlov book, you won't really be lost in this one, it felt like the narrator was just adding in some previous exposition as you went along so you always felt like you were a part of the conversation.
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1,920 reviews159 followers
August 8, 2025
Hotel Melikov is the AMAZING follow up to Citizen Orlov.
I absolutely loved our fishmonger, and he is back with a hilarious new comic adventure.

Nuns, mountains, secrets and twists, and HILARITY! Citizen Orlov is an absolutely normal guy with a huge heart and loyalty that knows no bounds.

I laughed so hard, he tries so hard and never quits.

The end of each chapter leaves you gasping until you read the next chapter and start laughing.

I cannot say enough good things about this story! Definitely read Citizen Orlov for the backstory.

I absolutely LOVED this book, and I hope to see my favorite humble fishmonger in future books!!!!

801 reviews23 followers
September 8, 2025
An interesting tale. Citizen Orlov is a fishmonger, but currently he is Minister for Security in the kingdom and today is the day of the new King’s coronation. However, everything goes wrong and the convoy containing the King, his generals and his ministers is attacked. Orlov finally extricates himself from the vehicle he was in, climbing past the body of his dead colleague and heads home. His reception from his neighbours is not what he expected.
Finally joining the remainder of his colleagues they are spirited away to the mountains, here he risks life and limb, playing both sides without really knowing what he is doing. A tale of heroics and just managing to get through set in a fictional country, very enjoyable.
My thanks to NetGalley and the publishers for the arc.
161 reviews
January 2, 2026
I loved the sequel to "Citizen Orlov" and the continuing story of this ordinary and earnest fishmonger, who has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and tries to do the right thing anyway. Jonathan Payne does a great job of depicting Citizen Orlov bumbling into urgent political situations (encountering the monarchy! the government! the resistance! zealots!) without making him an annoying simpleton. The world building of this fictional Central European country continues to be compelling, I hope this series continues so I can get to know this place even better. Great job, Mr. Payne! Thanks for a great read, the first book I finished in 2026!


***Spoiler below***


Thanks for the patriotic feels!
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10 reviews
May 14, 2026
Thanks to Netgalley and CamCat Books for this ARC!

This was so fun. It’s not a genre I read a lot of but I was obsessed with book one and was ecstatic to be able to read the sequel as an ARC. Orlov continues to be swept up in political shenanigans, tensions are high and yet the writing is so funny sometimes that this almost reads very cozy (to me!). Orlov can be a bit slow sometimes in picking up clues but this is contrasted with very witty narration so it doesn’t feel as annoying as it could have. The pacing is great and never feels rushed despite the pretty short chapters. I definitely hope for more of Citizen Orlov adventures!
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