Santa Is A Sl*t

Holiday Hoemies #2

by Drea Denae

Noel's story is FINALLY on it's way! This will be a MMFF poly romance.

Genres: Novella, Christmas, Holiday, Why Choose, M M Romance, Romance, Erotica

132 pages, Paperback

First published November 15, 2024

Reviews

[Mia S. · Rating 4 out of 5]

Smut

Very little story, but if you love those holiday shops with a side of smut here you go! Even though very little story everything steamy and finally has a little FF action along with MM. not bad….

[Peppa · Rating 2 out of 5]

I didn’t even bothered to finish this.

[Melanie (mells_view) · Rating 4 out of 5]

I’m not in the habit of turning down an O.

If you’re in the mood for a Christmas novella that is like 99.5% spice, (I’m bad at math for transparency) then this novella will fit the bill. Noel is not a fan of her new boss because he’s taking everything away that makes her love her seasonal elf job. That said, maybe she’s judged him too soon because she walks on him being extra friendly to her usual *fun time* co-workers. To get to the details this is about a poly pair who trust two of their co-workers to join their dynamic permanently. There is a SMIDGE of plot, little bit of work enemies to lovers, but all in all this novella is just a spicy good holiday time.

[Maggie · Rating 5 out of 5]

sometimes a girl just needs a silly little novella with no stress & no plot to make her happy and drea gave me that with this! taking a couple hours to sit and read (& finish) this without having to think about anything else was just so nice <3

honestly i have nothing helpful to add except that this is a quick & fun read that’ll definitely get you out of a funk! merry freakin christmas!!!

thank you drea for the arc!!

[Ash · Rating 4 out of 5]

You know what, hell yeah. 3.5 stars ✨

[Anna · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5⭐️

SUGAR & SPICE & EVERYTHING SMUT!? Quite the combo for a holiday novella 😏

If you’re looking for a holiday read that will have you horny for Santa (not the Holly jolly old man but a hot younger one) & will have you wet like a freshly poured hot chocolate, then you will definitely want to pick this one upppppp! And who doesn’t love group activities with their boss? 🎅

You may want to have a pen & paper at the ready to take notes on some of these positions because DAMN💦💦💦

Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Tropes:
Holiday romance
Office place romance
Why choose (MMFF)
Boss x employees

[Kaitlyn · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you're looking for a holiday novella that's equal parts festive, funny, and filthy, *Santa Is A Sl*t* delivers in every way! This MMFF polyamorous romp doesn't take itself too seriously, embracing the chaos of reindeer games, ridiculous puns, and plenty of "naughty list" activities.

Drea Denae knows how to keep things spicy with a novella that’s low on plot but packed with steamy, inclusive group dynamics. Nico, the new Scrooge-like boss at SantaScape, is the perfect mix of infuriating and irresistible, and watching the tension melt into… let’s call it *team-building* was as hot as it was hilarious. Plus, Eve and Kane add extra layers of fun, mischief, and heat.

The lack of deep character descriptions is intentional—it lets you focus on the fast-paced, festive fun. And the puns? Chef’s kiss. This is a novella that knows exactly what it is: a quick, dirty, and unapologetically wild holiday treat.

If you're into MM, FF, MMF, or MMFF dynamics (or all of the above), you'll find yourself laughing, blushing, and thoroughly enjoying every scandalous moment. Definitely one for readers who love their holiday cheer with a side of spice!

[Nalía Premeru · Rating 4 out of 5]

*4.5⭐️
Short and sweet ;)
It is finally Noel’s story, and this MMFF book has a lot of sp*ce and no character descriptions. Let your imagination take over!
This was such a great and short book with amazing sp*cy scenes. Like no joke, Drea will put you in a chokehold with the tension and scenes she puts in her books. I started this book and then had to leave for dinner with a friend, and when I came back, I had to pick it up again and didn’t put it down till 2 am when I finished. (I came home at 12:30 am) These holiday novellas are the best palate cleanser if you just need something sweet and se*y. And if you have a hubby or boyfriend, they will thank Drea afterward as well! IYKYK! Just make sure you are ok with many MMFF scenes. The fun thing is that there is no description of the characters, so you can just imagine whatever or whoever. I will keep mine a secret!

🎅🏼Novella
🎅🏼Christmas
🎅🏼MMFF
🎅🏼Workplace

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5
🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Arianna ✨ · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another BANGER from Drea Denae! 🔥 I absolutely loved Noel’s story & just how much fun all these group activities are. Literally every combination of the four happens & every time I thought it couldn’t get more fun… it DID. One of my favorite Christmas novellas I’ve read so far this year!!

* I did receive a PR package with a physical copy of the book but my review is not influenced by it. *

[Jasmine Nicole · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is my first book by this author and I was absolutely obsessed! I loved the dynamic and the characters. Honestly I was left wanting more. I can’t wait to read more by this author 10/10 must read.

[Keisha Cook · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is what it is.

Straight up spice.
Quick read.
Read the authors note before jumping in :)

[Dani · Rating 5 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

This is perfectly slööty and I adored it. No thoughts, just smut. Sometimes that's exactly what you need - especially in a novella. I appreciate the attempt at a plot too but you know I was just here for the poly love and f_ck fest. mwahaha

[Angela Denny · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well this was quite a fun book. Their is a lot of laughs and some super spicy scenes. Loved the characters and how everything worked out for them.

[Mona Brown · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh santa

This is a fast paced, quick hot read that will definitely get you into the Christmas spirit. It's hot enough to melt any cold you might be feeling

[Kaylyn Carter · Rating 5 out of 5]

H 0 T D @ M N !!!!!

Holy moly! Definitely read the Author’s Notes. This book hits every point listed in the author notes. Once you read them I’m still not sure you will be prepared for what this novella has to offer! I know I wasn’t, lol.

It is a spicy spicy quick read and perfect for the holiday season!

I like that this story includes characters from the first book to keep them relative to each other. Even though this is a standalone I recommend reading Cupid is a c❤️nt first.

I got an ARC through BookFunnel

[Ashley · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fast paced, spicy holiday novella.
The boss and his 3 employees set fire to the pages in this one.
MMFF - everyone gets a piece of everyone at SantaScape.

I’m not giving this a rating because I’m not a big holiday romance reader or novella reader and I don’t think it’s fair for me to give a rating.

If you love holiday reads that are packed with spice and fun times this is one you’ll definitely LOVE!!

[emsreviewsandrecs · Rating 5 out of 5]

Let me just start by saying, holy crap. This book was everything I needed and more. There’s nothing I enjoy more than a holiday novella because let’s be real, they’re filled with spiceeee. This story had me wishing I was a part of the group. I needed to take breaks because the spice was hot. Drea Denae absolutely killed it and I hope she continues writing these novellas because I will never get tired of them.

Noel has been working with SantaScape for quite some time now and has always enjoyed it until the new boss takes over. Nico comes in changing everything and continues to get under Noel’s skin. Unfortunately, Noel walks in on Nico and her two friends having some fun. Can Eve and Kane get Nico and Noel together?

I absolutely loved this relationship dynamic. You don’t see many books with a poly relationship that involves two women and this one was just so good. I loved that they all equally had time with one another and it didn’t feel like anyone was being left out. I honestly just enjoyed the characters so much.

If you’re looking for something spicy to read for Christmas check this novella out!

[Booksta · Rating 5 out of 5]

“𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖

It’s been a naughty minute since I read book one, but oh-ho-ho, Drea Denae delivered the gift I didn’t know I needed—and yes, I’m talking about book two. This was the holly-jolliest, dirtiest sleigh ride I’ve ever taken, and I don’t even want to get off.

We’ve got toys (and not the kind you find under the tree), dirty talk that could melt the North Pole, and group activities that had me blushing so hard I nearly knocked my Kindle off the bed. Funishment? I’ll take one ticket to that workshop, please! I was practically begging for mistletoe to get in on the action myself.

The spice? Scorching. The chemistry? Off the charts. And the chaos? Exactly what I signed up for. If Santa’s got a naughty list, just slap my name on it in bold letters—I’m obsessed, addicted, and ready for more.

Drea, if you’re reading this, you better not leave me hanging under the mistletoe. I need book three, and I need it faster than Santa slides down a chimney.

Five out of five candy canes—and yes, I’m thinking about those kinds of candy canes.

[BrooklynBookworm · Rating 5 out of 5]

Some nice Christmas spice

If you’re looking for a steaming hot cup of Christmas smut then give this short holiday novella a read. This novella involves Eve, Noel, Nico, and Kane. They all work for Santascape. A festive holiday store where you take pics with Santa and meet Santa’s elves. But the store is in trouble. So Nico is sent in to try and make some cuts but keep the place running. While that aspect may not be so successful .. one aspect is… the 3 way he has with Noel & Kane that Eve happens to walk in on. Can Nico get her to join in on their fun?? Read to find out!!

Oh so spicy!! Not much plot, cute storyline but Nico?? He can get it!! This was DELICIOUS in every sense of the word. Had a great time reading it. This novella definitely had me questioning how some of the positions worked lol. I definitely recommend giving this a read this holiday season!

[Willie Mercedes · Rating 4 out of 5]

🎄🎄🎄

In the Holiday Hoemies series, the tales are all tied together, so no need to dive into Cupid is a Cuñt first! I had a blast uncovering Noel's story after meeting her in Cupid.
Talk about a character bursting with fierceness! She's not too thrilled about her new boss, who seems to be on a mission to zap the joy from her festive elf gig. But hold your reindeer! She might be jumping the sleigh a bit, especially when she spots him being all buddy-buddy with her usually sexy coworkers!

Things to know
MM, FF, MMF, FFM, and FFMM relationships, squirting, degradation, anal play, oral sex, toys, spanking and a lot of orgasms, hidden agenda, light angst, a little miscommunication, group activities, funishment

[Emily Kilgour · Rating 5 out of 5]

Started off with a bang. Ended with a bang. And all the bang in between lol! This was the perfect all smut holiday novella and it hit the smut spot lol
She warns you going in that it’s a smut story. Not plot filled or complex. It’s straight (or not 😉) and too the point lol
So don’t come here with your 1 star reviews saying it was just all smut and there wasn’t any depth to it…like duh…Drea literally told us that! So get your Grinch sized dick out of here and crawl back into your plot filled books lol

[Elle · Rating 5 out of 5]

“Collecting o’s like book nerds collect special edition books”

If there is one thing I love, it’s a sexy sweet novella with character growth. I loved reading Noel’s story after meeting her in Cupid. Noel is a spitfire; I especially enjoyed her when she encouraged Val to go after all three of her bosses. Reading the development between Nico, Eve, Kane, and Noel was so heartwarming. I love how Eve and Kane worked to bringing Noel and Nico together and into their lives permanently. I love FFMM and loved this novella, 10/10 holiday read!

[readwithevelane · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5

I feel like I read a different book than everyone else. I was bored with this one, which is surprising since it's a why choose with a solid amount of spicy scenes. I felt like none of the characters had chemistry together with the exception of Kane and Eve. The spice wasn't bad, but it felt like it was lacking something. Probably the lack of chemistry that made me not really care about it. I also thought the story was kind of cheesy, but not in the fun novella way. There were also some formating issues and some sentences that didn't make sense.

[Ashley Davis · Rating 4 out of 5]

St. Nic(o) is taking care of his elves! :)

Need a cleanse, something to spice up your life...quickly and is festive?! This is it. Book is small story line with seasonal spice!!!

Noel is a seasonal elf. Dislikes her boss, Nicolas (Nico). Walks in on him with two of her other elf buddies(Eve and Kane) that she hooks up with as well. Two turns in to three which turn into four. Math is not hard..lol


If you like
MMFF
Holiday Smut
Workplace
Enemies to Lovers-ish
Novella

[Sammie · Rating 4 out of 5]

“Ho Ho Hell Yes — The Hoemies Are Back!”

Straight off the back of Cupid’s a C*nt, I dove into Santa is a Sl*t and oh my god ! I’m obsessed all over again! Drea Denea absolutely nails the wit, chaos, and heart that makes the Hoemies series so addictive. I couldn’t be more in awe of Noel and Val’s friendship , it’s raw, hilarious, and full of that ride-or-die energy. Their relationships are messy in the best possible way, and I’d happily read a hundred more books with these two.

[Daliana · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow. 🤩 Drea always comes through with the juiciest novellas. I’m obsessed with these characters. I always say I want/need more & it’s true. Yes im left satisfied but fvvvvck would I love to read more on these characters. Short. Sweet. Spicy. 🥵 thank you for the arc Drea you always come through. 😉🫶🏼😏 if you loved Cupid is a c❤️nt then you will definitely love this one!!

[Cindy dawson · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was 🥵🥵🥵 if you want something with a thick plot, this book isn’t for you.

I love a good spicy novella that revolves around the relationship being the plot.

This one was just festive enough to start off the holiday season. I loved getting to see the crew from book one of the Holiday Homies (if you haven’t read it yet, add it to your Valentine’s Day TBR)!

[Katiie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another good star from this author. I love the quick spicy filled story she gives each time. It never feels like the story is rushed or missing pieces.

The spice always spices and it is 🥵🥵🥵

I loved how it all came together and their relationship was fun to watch it grow. I do wish there was a bit more to the ending but it honestly was a great read

[Chrissy Wilson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Can we say short and smutty, with this book we sure can! Drea gives us another Hoemies book that keeps you interested. It's a novella that will heat up the room. She brings MMFF to the table with a grumpy boss and three of his employees. The spicy level is great, the scenes are fun (my favorite being the sleigh). If you are looking for a short, spicy, holiday read, this is the book for you!

[Miss E · Rating 4 out of 5]

A quick, fun and hawt holiday read.
I literally read this while taking a bath. Even though it was a quick read, the water turned cold on my before I was all the way through, but I needed to know what happened. The spell of deep feelings and doubts before the end was a pleasant surprise.
Recommended to keep you warm through the festivities.