The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse

by Babylon Bee

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series that will teach you how to survive every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots.

The apocalypse is nigh! With the imminent threat of climate change, alien invasion, zombie attacks, dangerous MAGA terrorists, and countless other possible scenarios, the world could literally end before you finish reading this sentence. Oh, good—looks like it didn’t. But that doesn’t mean you're safe. In The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse, the writers of trusted fake news site The Babylon Bee teach you how to survive in every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. It’s the only way to be prepared!

This book includes literally everything you need to prep for the apocalypse including the Handy attack moves to fight off zombies, commies, and other brainless monsters Easy bunker construction guides so you can get started building your own apocalypse safe space today Interior decorating tips that will wow any guests into your 50-story underground nuclear silo Weapon assembly DIY guides on how to put together the very best tools for fighting off all kinds of post-apocalyptic horrors Reports from the multiverse where we have a reporter on the ground telling you how the world ends in every possible universe Attractive infographics and charts on every page that even YOU can understand Helpful financial tips for what kind of currency and precious metals to hoard for the end of the world Funny stick figures While other books just tell you that we’re doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse gives you the tools you need to survive it. If you don’t buy a copy, it’s not like it’s the end of the world. OH WAIT—IT IS.

Genres: Humor

331 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 26, 2024

Reviews

[Joe · Rating 4 out of 5]

A lighthearted look at how to survive the Apocalypse (because if you can't laugh at the end of the World, when can you laugh) that is quite entertaining. I did great on some of the quizes; I hope that's a good thing.

[Eric S · Rating 3 out of 5]

A little too uneven to give it a much better rating. There were some very funny chapters like Artificial Intelligence but others were more of a miss. Still worth a single read for the laughs.

[Michael Philliber · Rating 3 out of 5]

Meh. It was cute. They had fun. They definitely had fun ticking off every reader at some point or other. Did I already say it was cute? Not one I'd encourage someone to pick up.

[Christopher Sumpter · Rating 3 out of 5]

I wanted to like it, but this series is getting tired. I want the time back that I spent watching the Travis videos linked in the book.

[Jamie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!