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477 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 13, 2026
It was unimaginable that this frustrating, pedantic man, who endlessly lectured and never listened— who seemed allergic to the existence of wonder in the world— could have any association with magic, much less its most powerful practitioners.
“Don’t freak out, I’m kidding. If there were collectible action figures, I’d have the whole set. I’ve already got the Leopold hat, keychain, both T-shirts—” He opened his unbuttoned denim jacket to reveal one of them. Underneath a stylized illustration of Leopold being menaced by a Noxum in silhouette, it read I BATTLED A NINTH REALM HELLBEAST AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY EXISTENTIAL DREAD
“You’re going to burn that. Immediately.”
“Hell no, that’s a fire hazard. And this is a priceless collectible.”