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How to Poop in the Wild: a Hilarious & Poorly Illustrated Guide on Mastering Nature's Call
“If more people pooped in the wild, the world would be a better place.”
- Ancient Chinese Proverb, maybe
Does a bear **** in the woods?
Yes! and so do I. Not in this very moment, but seeing that I am a human who loves eating and spending time outdoors, it does occasionally happen that I relieve myself in the company of bird song and birch trees. Just like the bear.
Do you like to eat? Do you have a butt? Then this book is for for you, especially if you, like me, are the kind of person who loves spending time in nature. Perhaps you’re an avid hunter, or someone who likes watching birds or picking mushrooms. Maybe you’re a moutain-biker, a hiker, or a runner that is all too familiar with the concept of runner’s stomach. Even if you are the kind of person who thinks that you’ll be eaten by wolves the second you can’t hear the honking of car horns and smell the morning brew at Starbucks, then this book is also for you – because you know as well as I that any day some annoying friend or co-worker can drag you out into the woods for some stupid teambuilding event.
If nothing else, this book makes for a great gift to those who already love the great outdoors, or those who have never seen what lies beyond the extent of the city..
In this book you will learn and how to poop in the backcountryThe dangers of "pooping wrong" when out in natureThe best pooping-positions (the kama-sutra of pooping?)Alternatives for wiping your buttWhen you should put your poop in a plastic bag - trust me, I've done it myself.What to do if you poop on Mount Doom Practical tips for camping, hiking, and backcountry hygieneCreative solutions for when nature calls unexpectedlyWhether you’re heading into the wilderness for an overnight trip, a long-distance thru-hike, or a weekend camping getaway, this book will prepare you to handle all your outdoor bathroom needs with confidence and responsibility.
Pooping outdoors is a skill every outdoor lover—or reluctant wilderness visitor—must master. It’s not just about personal comfort; it’s about protecting the environment, maintaining good hygiene, and respecting the great outdoors.
Get the book today to turn your bathroom breaks into adventures of their own!
- Ancient Chinese Proverb, maybe
Does a bear **** in the woods?
Yes! and so do I. Not in this very moment, but seeing that I am a human who loves eating and spending time outdoors, it does occasionally happen that I relieve myself in the company of bird song and birch trees. Just like the bear.
Do you like to eat? Do you have a butt? Then this book is for for you, especially if you, like me, are the kind of person who loves spending time in nature. Perhaps you’re an avid hunter, or someone who likes watching birds or picking mushrooms. Maybe you’re a moutain-biker, a hiker, or a runner that is all too familiar with the concept of runner’s stomach. Even if you are the kind of person who thinks that you’ll be eaten by wolves the second you can’t hear the honking of car horns and smell the morning brew at Starbucks, then this book is also for you – because you know as well as I that any day some annoying friend or co-worker can drag you out into the woods for some stupid teambuilding event.
If nothing else, this book makes for a great gift to those who already love the great outdoors, or those who have never seen what lies beyond the extent of the city..
In this book you will learn and how to poop in the backcountryThe dangers of "pooping wrong" when out in natureThe best pooping-positions (the kama-sutra of pooping?)Alternatives for wiping your buttWhen you should put your poop in a plastic bag - trust me, I've done it myself.What to do if you poop on Mount Doom Practical tips for camping, hiking, and backcountry hygieneCreative solutions for when nature calls unexpectedlyWhether you’re heading into the wilderness for an overnight trip, a long-distance thru-hike, or a weekend camping getaway, this book will prepare you to handle all your outdoor bathroom needs with confidence and responsibility.
Pooping outdoors is a skill every outdoor lover—or reluctant wilderness visitor—must master. It’s not just about personal comfort; it’s about protecting the environment, maintaining good hygiene, and respecting the great outdoors.
Get the book today to turn your bathroom breaks into adventures of their own!
113 pages, Paperback
Published May 18, 2022
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