Wattpad is Better
Sooooo, I have to say this was one of the biggest disappointments I have ever encountered. When I got this book, I expected a love story between two likable characters - I did not read a love story between two likable characters. I wished for an engaging quick-witted protagonist - but I did not get one. I wished for the author to show me the story - the author told me the story. S.P.E.L.L.E.D. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. O.U.T. as if I was not able to take a hint, think for myself.
Girl, Goddess, Queen, - or how I like to call it - Unbearable, Annoying, Hatted, - is a retelling of the ancient Greek myth of Hades and Persephone. One that did not contain incest - one of the few positive points in the book. We start off strongly - interesting magic, interesting rituals, and a main character we did not know close enough to understand how terrible her personality is. And it is. Believe me.
Either way, to escape an unwanted marriage she, the young goddess of Flowers, whom I will call Kore in the following because I want to disrespect her, flees to the underworld and threatens Hades, god of the underworld, the lord and savior, only light of this god abandoned book, to give her shelter.
And this is where the problem with this book starts. Kore apparently was repressed her whole life, she held back, and never rebelled against her mother, even if it meant being married off to a stranger. Well, do you think we see any of this? I will spoil it for you - No. We are told. Told, that Kore exceeds at everything she does, everything, except taking care of her outer appearance.
And anyone who tells me that I´m against strong female protagonists, let me remind you: I´m a woman myself AND this book has literally a whole freaking chapter dedicated to telling us, the pitiful readers, how great Kore is. Oh, but she sucks at fighting. Or does she? Later in the book we find out she knows how to threaten Hades with a selfmade-weapon, so yeah. No, really - two pages, where the following is said: Kore is better at planning and sewing than Athena. Like, she is literally portrayed as someone with no flaws, character-wise, power, or any other attribute-wise. Well, she does have a flaw - she will never be liked or respected by me. Never.
To summarise the freaking 400 pages filled with the thoughts of a terrible protagonist, no really at some point I just wanted to take the matches and burn this piece of literature on an altar in honor of Hades that was done SO DIRTY in this book, Kore is like Captain Marvel, always right, can never make the wrong decision, everyone else is wrong in this book. Yeah, she isn´t the problem, everyone else is. At least that is what the author tries to present it that way. And fails. Fails miserably.
Hades is the only good thing in this. He is charming, caring, and honestly, too good for Kore. And the author does not give him any power. No really, she doesn´t. To spoil you, because I do not encourage you to read this pile of used greasy bedsheets full of bedbugs, Hades isn´t the god of the underworld - he is the god of illusions. And guess what - he never, like really, never uses his powers - I want to cry.
And to make it worse - Kore isn´t just the goddess of flowers - no she is the goddess of life.
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Thanatos, you don´t have to take me Tartaros, I´m already there.
Either way, as someone who freaking is actually quite informed about Greek mythology I can tell you the following - It makes no sense. The Greeks didn´t have the same understanding of life as we have now, okay. Plants as a being of life were only true to such extent - Human eats animals - if animals have nothing to eat, aka plants, humans have nothing to eat, so no food = human dead -> food=plants -> human lives. But that is not the way the author takes it or represents it in the book. Kore gives life to more than just plants. She gives it to the Underworld and Upperworld because guess what - she is the center of the world. The author doesn't even ask, if there may be a reason for the absence of a god of life in Greek mythology. (By the way, I wouldn´t be surprised if initially Kore was designed to be the goddess of creation, because that would make a whole more sense - even if that would still not solve the issue I have with her.)
But if you thought, Kore is the only reason for the one-star review, I´m sorry to say - there is more. The other characters are so bland. I´m telling you - you can just delete every other character from this (except Zeus since we need to have an antagonist) and this book would have been 100 pages shorter (a great improvement) and well, still shit but, like I would not have felt as betrayed like now.
Hades at some point becomes an accessory there to be insulted by Kore for the joke of it, Demeter is... I don´t even know why she appears more than two times in this, and Styx, why do you even exist. Zeus is the big enemy in this story, Thanos if you want so, but what the actual f***. Kore is supposed to trick him in the big finale - and I´m asking: why. If you knew how my despair when I read the following quote - believe me, you would write a 1,000-word review yourself.
"Zeus is stupid" - Zeus, please strike me with lightning. So the Kore is smart because - well Zeus is stupid. You are telling me, I have read 400 pages, got to the showdown, and - The Big THREAT, THE BOOGYMAN - is S.T.U.P.I.D.
... I´m speechless.
I have read really bad writing okay. I have read books, where the characters describe themselves, and I quote, as "I am bad." I´m telling you: this writing was worse. Hell, Wattpad is better. This book spells out everything. From the fact, that forced marriages are bad to the fact, that Hades and Kores S*x sounds funny (the latter by the way broke me bad).
Listen, dear author - have you ever heard of the quote - Show don´t tell? Well - you should listen to it.
The Worldbuilding is OK, but seriously, it plays such a small role, that I don´t care anymore. This book sucked. And I didn´t even talk about the bland romance and banter, that didn´t even try to be nice to read (don´t even get me started on that.)
In Conclusion - I rate this book 1-star. If I could give less - I would (and did on another platform.) One of the worst fantasy reads, reads in general I ever had. Don´t read it for your own sanity, peace and anger management.