There’s a myth about a promiscuous Santa decking the halls of Kingsburd Manor, and his ho ho ho brings about a new meaning.
Cash, Belise, and Penny crash into a pile of snow while traveling to a resort in the mountains of the Martis Valley. Their only option to survive a brewing blizzard is to spend the next few days at a mansion wedding venue that rests off the main road.
Bellamy Kingsburd, owner of the estate, opens her home to the stranded trio. Her best friend, Sam, visiting for the holidays, helps entertain the ladies and shares the tale of her encounter with the hip grinding, twinkling eye, mythical Claus, but no one believes her story.
Will the sinning Saint Nick make an appearance during the snowstorm, and who will be spread with his Christmas cheer?
CW: The list included in the blurb is pretty much what you can expect
Tropes/themes: Holiday setting, I guess paranormal-adjacent? He's a mythical dude, that Panty Claus.
Review: This was not good but it was short. I couldn't tell if this was a satire of erotica (if so, well done) or actually trying to be legit erotica (if so, not well done). But hey, it was part of Stuff Your Kindle Day and it was short.
A haunted house where (Santa) Claus comes to visit you, gives you an 💦, dirty talks, might spank you, then steals your undies. Chile just go along for the ride. Claus uses protection and asks for permission so at least he has hometraining. 🤭
Format: ebook Romance tag: open door CN: car accident (not fatal but left standed), carrying a 🔫 for protection, cheating
Turns out I don’t like my erotica without at least a little romance. While this was spicy the community peen, magical or not just didn’t give me holiday feels. Also what was the deal with Sam? And I would have liked an explanation for things. But if you want something like a paranormal/spooky holiday erotica this will float your boat.
I enjoyed reading this holiday novella , I have always enjoyed this synopsis but Santa was cutting up in this book and the girls were right there for the right . This my first story by this author and now I’m running to read the rest.